TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 **** already,
three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally
retarded,
and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the answer for this
one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
counts. Here are the facts about the three leading
candidates.
Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes
and
drinks 8 to 10
martinis a day.
Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, ****** until noon, used
opium in college and drinks a quart of ******* every evening.
Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
drinks an occasional **** and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your Choice?
Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you
said yes, you just ****** Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before
judging someone.
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember:
Amateurs built the Ark
Professionals built the Titanic
and in case you never saw this one......
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal *****
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least two
businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on ****-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for ***** driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same
group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line!!!!
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 **** already,
three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally
retarded,
and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the answer for this
one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
counts. Here are the facts about the three leading
candidates.
Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes
and
drinks 8 to 10
martinis a day.
Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, ****** until noon, used
opium in college and drinks a quart of ******* every evening.
Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
drinks an occasional **** and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your Choice?
Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you
said yes, you just ****** Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before
judging someone.
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember:
Amateurs built the Ark
Professionals built the Titanic
and in case you never saw this one......
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal *****
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least two
businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on ****-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for ***** driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same
group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line!!!!
