10 things a man should say

10) No, it makes your ass look wonderful, desireable and makes me want to stare at it for ages.
9) ...at least I would if it wasn't for that wonderful new haircut you got that makes you look... wow.
8) Foreplay is quite under-appreciated. Sexy playful flirting and building a mood is something we should do more often.
7) ...except of course at times like this when I see you spent the whole day preparing a sexy surprise for me and you're obviously so eager to go I should just drop my pants right now and do you silly
6) ...I know... I talk to much.
5) Yeah sure... let's try out anal on me with a strap-on first.
4) If you ride me with me on my back, I can blow over my own tummy instead of messing up yours.
3) Knowing full well how household work turns you off more effectively than a three-state ********... I'll do my bit and take care of the dishes
2) ...in the nude
1) ...with a raging hard-on for your wicked viewing pleasure.

/S
 

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