Old Testament God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her Apple or GTFO (cuz she was already showing tits). She chooses the former and then she and her fuck buddy Adam get banned form Eden for being...
boothbabe lovescock
jesus loves man meat
jesus&lawyer will return
krishna ftw!
sporty <3 blueballs
sporty <3 philbert
urghhhhhl the holy tree
willelovesthecock
yeshua hates neocons
