Old Testament God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her Apple or GTFO (cuz she was already showing tits). She chooses the former and then she and her fuck buddy Adam get ****** form Eden for being...
boothbabe lovescock
jesus loves man meat
jesus&lawyer will return
krishna ftw!
sporty <3 blueballs
sporty <3 philbert
urghhhhhl the holy tree
willelovesthecock
yeshua hates neocons
