who farted?

I have a chance to pick up a little shop on its way out, so this got me wondering how many of you guys and girls own and operate a small business of their own. Let's talk about the challenges and things you wish you knew before you jumped on the ship. What have you learned since you started...

Let's hear your tales of almost getting caught, busted, or just something daring you've done in your past. It doesn't have to be dirty, but if it is, we will surely all fap. So, lets hear it! What's the riskiest thing you've ever done?

Because if not, I'm SOOOO doing it. Thoughts?