where's my ear medicine?

Just wondering... Who? and who is this BlueBalls guy that seems to be mentioned a lot. Is he supa fly? I would like to meet him.

Here I will occasionally post entries and definitions from Viz's classic Roger's Profanisaurus Rex - The King of Swearing Dictionaries. Let's get started with today's definition. Stabbing the Cat. n. Wanking. From the motion of knifing an invisible feline on one's lap. Similar to feeding the...

In this television series, Sarah Connor is on the run with her son John after the events of Terminator 2: Judgment Day. The events take place in an alternate timeline from that of Terminator 3: The Rise of the Machines. Skynet was implemented on April 19, 2011 and began its attack against...

Then he goes on to justify why.... http://dlisted.com/node/40670

lmao.. Diamond Foxx makes a great "uu what's that" face.. :2 cents:

Hey Just To Clarify A Couple Things - First Of All My Freeones Name Is What I Do. (Explanation Below) I Have Books And Lists Full Of Celebrity Names, DOB's, Height, Full Names, Summaries Of Bio's And Many Other Things, Its A HUGE Hobby Of Mine. So Keep That In Mind When I List Names, As...

In today's world it's commonplace for even the most reserved of women to routinely drink goblets full of sperm, but you never hear about dudes drinking a nice big glass of pussyjuice. So how about it, guys? Would you?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/8203673/Greece-general-strike-protesters-throw-petrol-bombs-at-police-in-Athens.html

Link a man to FreeOnes, he will wank for a lifetime.

if smart people have smart children (genetics perhaps, but maybe also because they might pay more attention to education) then should we sterilise the stupid so that we can improve the human gene pool?

Hey everyone, So for the past few years I've been exercising semi-regularly and I'm strong, but not like "Don't fuck with that guy" strong. I used to work a construction job but now I only have 15 lb dumbbells at home and they feel like cardboard tubes, so I'm thinking if I want to get bigger...

haha i neva thought i could get into this.. but this Rikku chick from Final Fantasy is fucckin hott! check it out!

That's right, now you can enjoy your favorite ass clown comedian in a glass! Blue Balls Recipe 1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur 1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum 1/2 oz peach schnapps 1/4 oz sweet and sour mix 1 dash Sprite® soda Mix all ingredients. Chill with ice and strain into a shooter glass! ...

I just emailed the RIAA a list of all the music I have downloaded over the years. I also told them I've been seeding it all and selling hard copies to people around town.They told me they had my information and a lawyer would be contacting me within a few days. I replied with a picture of my...

Ok, so I've put Sophie Dee on my Ignore List. ;) I think we can still post in the same threads. So what does the ignore list do or how does it work? :dunno:

:confused: Why are women trying to confuse Men. LIKE for Example If you don't know about body language then you miss the boat. IF you don't kiss a girl when you are givin"the language" to do so. I think that women are given too much power. In the law for example, If a man has a sports...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/argentina/7344329/Baby-survives-parents-global-warming-suicide-pact.html I need that facepalm thingy here

If you had a choice would you have been born? Give your answer why in either case. :popcorn:

if zombies ever become a real thing what would you do

I was pondering a marriage ad: How's this: 18-30, born with a vagina that you still have, not obese, no kids? You are qualified! Please contact me. :1orglaugh I am close to going postal from sexual frustration man.

I wanted to make a thread about a topic that wasn't very controversial. Discuss... Note: You don't need to like tomatoes to choose option three. Any fruit or vegetable may be substituted... :hatsoff:

Fox Mulder? Michael J Fox? Star Fox? Fox News?

I'm on day 3 of being homeless and it sucks. I'm not sure where to go yet.

Guess what guys!? I finally found a regular job to supplement my time while I'm not shooting*! I'm ridiculously blessed -- I managed to get hired as a graphic designer (my major and passion since I was 12) in a printing company's art department! My duties include checking/editing client Adobe...

http://www.breitbart.tv/obama-dems-in-2005-51-vote-nuclear-option-is-arrogant-power-grab-against-the-founders-intent/ If the Democrats try to use Reconciliation to ram through the health care bill, is this the most duplicitous action you've ever heard of in US politics? Based on the statements...

Ive just heard this song , OMG what a powerful message , I dont usually like ballads but this song and the video cant make you not feel some sort of pity & anger for what some unfortunate children go through in this world......:( Its certainly made me sit back and think....... Child abuse must...

I nominate Marlena The Body. Others ?

lickicng a girls pussy when she is pms ing tasted soooo good:dunno:

I'm seriously sick of being the only guy I know who is a virgin and one of my friends is gonna pay for me to buy a prostitute ... should I or not?

How do you clean up puke on a mattress. Getting rid of the scent and odor. There. It is that simple!!! :hatsoff:

What are they?

Do you guys make these threads deliberately to piss each other off? What is up with the sadomasochism? Here's a condensed version of what goes on in these threads... LIB: NO NEOCON: NO LIB: NO NEOCON: NO and on, and on, and on...

Here's an awesome must read article by Dr. Ron Paul who identifies the NeoCon infestation in our government and country :thumbsup: http://www.house.gov/paul/congrec/congrec2003/cr071003.htm

http://www.weirdworm.com/the-5-craziest-people-on-the-internet/ The girl who believes she's married to Sonic the Hedgehog is actually kind of cute, but crazy, nonetheless. Bonus: The "Be a Pixie" guy is in there. Sadly, no mention of HELLRAISINS in the piece.

Who do you think is the hottest? - George Bush - Irving Kristol - Albert Fish - Henry M. Jackson - Margaret Thatcher - Mahatma Gandhi - Bill Clinton - Jerry Lewis - Snoop Dog - Paul Wolfowitz Vote :rubbel:

Is anyone else having trouble with Youtube? I'm getting a black box where I should be seeing the player. :rolleyes:

http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/02/20/conservatives.meeting/index.html?section=cnn_latest This is very good news IMHO, and I hope the signal for more fiscally conservative/socially liberal people to be heard in American politics as a counter to "business as usual" by both parties in...

They shouldn't do this becoz it's bad for business http://news.cnet.com/8301-13506_3-10456436-17.html?part=rss&subj=news&tag=2547-1_3-0-20

Oh Bleepin Joy ! :nanner: cont'd,< bonus pic ! :uohs: Aren't we special ? :helpme::lovecoupl Forgive me, I can't fathom it, my bad ! ..:hammer: me <

http://members.tripod.com/funk_phenomenon/nuclear/procon.htm http://science.howstuffworks.com/nuclear-power5.htm http://library.thinkquest.org/3471/nuclear_energy_body.html The links up there I provided show a bit of information regarding nuclear power plants are interesting to read. The...

The poll results so far are funny and unexpected :) You Decide both on FreeOnes and on Faux News: http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2010/02/09/think-tea-party-movement/

I wish I could attend :) http://www.theage.com.au/opinion/blogs/the-religious-write/2500-people-with-nothing-to-talk-about/20100202-naam.html 2500 people with nothing to talk about? February 2, 2010 The Global Atheist Convention in Melbourne next month has sold out, nearly six weeks before...

It started with almost 200 erotic models and porn stars. Now, as round 2 starts on February 1st 2010, it's up to you to choose the girls out of the Top 50 that will move into the Top 20 and continue competing for $10,000 and the title of Miss FreeOnes! Round 1 (January 1st - 31st): Completed...

This is the thread for all things Winter Olympics related. I love the Olympics, and I'm a Canadian, so this is a double dip for me! :thumbsup: Vancouver has struggled to get ready, I hope they get everything done. I think the Canadian hockey team looks mighty good. I think the American...

Teabaggers are Conservative Only In Name and NeoCons by another name :) XWIbGOPMueA

Who are your favorite active squirters?

anyone have vids of girls getting a smoking dragon or cum squirting out from her nose while getting an oral cum shot?

Hey everyone, I thought I'd try starting a thread about the little differences between countries, so wherever you're from, the US, Brazil, Australia, Europe, anywhere, if you're puzzled by our British ways, or words that mean something else, post here and us UK guys will try to help you out. In...

For me, it's got to be that stupid grin that you pretty much see on every chick's face when she's getting drilled. Doesn't matter how, 1 on 1, DP, whatever...when I see some chick grinning or smiling it just becomes so unrealistic. I mean, when does it become "funny" getting nailed. just don't...

http://galleries.teddyfucker.com/12/tf12-0001.html?id=aristo http://galleries.teddyfucker.com/free/tf-0011.html?id=aristo http://galleries.teddyfucker.com/free/tf-0013.html?id=aristo http://galleries.teddyfucker.com/11/tf11-0001.html?id=aristo :confused: