t.s.a.

Not for security reasons mind, but because it's hot, a little bit dirty, and would make traveling oh so much more fun.

I will gladly show my sex-wang to everyone at the airport it's a thing of beauty, truly, like it was sculpted my Michelangelo (only big) with a perfect single vein, a lovely sapphire blue. But when it come to getting my package handled by another dude, I have to say I'd rather take my chances...