nine kinds of awesome

To celebrate my thousandth quip, I'm gonna re-post my favorite pics: From the Bukkake entry at Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bukkake "Momma, I'm an official boardwhore now."

As a professional pornographer, I often find myself jaded with even the finest erotic representations (not to mention the pre-ponderance of soulless factory porn you motley masses indiscriminately consume making it so hard for the producers who actually care to earn an honest buck.) So when...