I thought you all could use some more Kimora since I'm not around as often anymore. I picked up a new job at a marketing firm (to get health insurance! education ftw) that's kinda far from me to work 45-hour weeks AND do porn. :D
Contests, titles and votes don't particularly rank high on my...
I totally got tipsy the other night and called a friend to express my regret as to not calling myself "Amelia Bedelia". HOW EPIC would that be. My scenes would mirror the names of the series of the childrens' book:
THANK YOU, AMELIA BEDELIA - A birthday fuck
AMELIA BEDELIA AND THE SURPRISE...
Any of you guys out here? I'm the ultimate clubmonster and I love jamming and meeting you all! Actuallyy don't think I'm attending Ultra today (I bought a car instead!), butttt I will be around Miami tonight. I don't know if any of you are into dubstep/house but I will be at White Room tonight...
So I play Zelda (either OoT or Majora's Mask, both of which I've already beat) like every other day. 'Cause I'm obsessed. And only have an N64. Not that it's not awesome, just wish I had a Wii. Anywho.
TODAY MY MOTHERFUCKING CARTRIDGE WASN'T WORKING.
And I decided that since my parents are...