ignore this idiot

I was at my local starbucks the other day and I ran into an ex girlfriend who i remember being REALLY kinky. We sat down had some coffee and drinks etc and the next thing i know im fucking her on the porch of her house on a defalted pool. anyway things were getting really heated up and after...

So I bought one of those mold your own dick kits and after I made it I tried to use it anally. Anyways it crumbled in my anus and im wondering what ppl use to get it out? its latex i think and some kind of plaster

Anyways I have been for the past 2 weeks been eating alot and alot of mexican food (salads tacos cheese u name it) and after I pinch a loaf my ass seems to drip a bit until I go again. Anyways my friend said this wasn't because of the mexican food but because I didn't get enough fiber? I mean I...

I need to know because I don't have a job or any money and I have an expensive girlfriend