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    Does anyone else also feel this way about porn?

    "I don't like porno movies. They **** me off. First they show a great-looking naked woman who starts playing with herself. And while I'm watching, she sort of becomes my girlfriend. And then, suddenly, in walks a guy with a big dick, and he starts fucking my girlfriend. It pisses me off." -...
  2. assari

    Best party *****

    Heroin, *******, extasy and expectorant.
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