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I was out mowing the lawn when the neighbors left in their car. About an hour later when I was good and sweaty a cute blonde appeared from the neighbors house and came over to me we talked as I gave her a **** from the cooler and was shocked at how good looking she was and that she was their...

Im a 0 as of now. :*****:

After reading the thread titled 'Worst **** You Have Ever *****?' I decided to see what people's opinions are on the best **** out there. For me it's Tyskie, a Polish ****, 5.6% ABV tasty as, and Tennent's, Scottish ****, brewed at the Wellpark Brewery in Glasgow, about 5% ABV, and dirt cheap...

I take joy out of the little things in life. I know! I'm WEIRD! Anyway, I was at the Jewel Tonight buying groceries at about 11:55p. I heard this big lady say over the intercom, "5 minutes to buy ******, last call to buy *******", I just bought a six pack of Coronas myself. When I was walking...

Spider On ***** :rofl: http://www.webcastr.com/videos/humor/spider-on-*****.html

Maybe a **** or two, and one glass of **** for ladies. It seems excessive ******** can interfere with the brain's ability to react. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8208212.stm The article kind of tells one what we already know. Except you might not have known this: Jessica Alexander...

after seeing a link to ava devine, and posting it in her thread i thought there should be a thread dedicated to girls posing with **** or ***** bottles, with no insertion. here's what i mean: http://femdomcom.com/stockings1490/01.html...