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  1. Facetious

    What are you not doing right now?

    Re: What are you not doing right now? Massive bong loads ø:joint:ø
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    What music did your parent(s) listen to? Just a curio

    Being from the South I can understand how your pops listened to country music, but STD's mum, c'mon, they're Canadians! What kind of country music influence is there up in Canada? I don't get it :dunno: :1orglaugh "Lady... when I'm with you ..." "Do you, you, feel...'' I'm sooo drawing a...
  3. Facetious

    What music did your parent(s) listen to? Just a curio

    The Eagles, James Taylor, Dick Haymes, Henry Mancini and ol' ''Blue eyes'' (Sinatra ... who else) Your parents were relatively young when they had you, huh? :D
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    What pisses you off?

    Filthy dirty light switch covers and filthy dirty door handles... please guys, it's one of the first things your new hot woman is going to see during her first visit to your shack... you wouldn't wanna gross her out at this time, now would you? :cool: Don't forget about vacuuming /cleaning...
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    What music did your parent(s) listen to? Just a curio

    When you were growing up, that is... Rockers, Classical, Jazz... what? :dunno:
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    What are you listening to right now?

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  7. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    AaTZkIInYNw That's ''Lynyrd Skynyrd''
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    What pisses you off?

    Mansanto! :flame::hammer::ak47: :tinhat: :D Actually, I think you just need to sharpen your *****(s) ;)
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    Mitt Romney - Like a boss

    Apparently you don't know too much about the president, didn't he attend the most lavish ''high school'' (if we could call it that, it much more resembles a country club) in all of Hawaii? look it up, do your research. I don't even think that the place was referred to as a mere high school, I...
  10. Facetious

    What pisses you off?

    √ Comcast's recent rate increases... aren't they already earning enough for their investors and company hierarchy? √ When people post lost pet posters throughout the neighborhood and later, the pet is returned safely to the owners... but the lazy and ignorant asshole owner of the formerly lost...
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Giada De Laurentiis & the next food network star

    ^ :1orglaugh Real chefs do it seated. :1orglaugh The only reason Giada got her foot in the door is because she's A) attractive B) Her name is catchy C) One of her relatives is well known... don't ask me who the relative is, looky it up yourselves, I getting hungry. :yummie:
  13. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    Ozzy • No Bone Movies (with original solo band members) XV_yIPZAX38
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    whos the most depressing freeones member??????

    Yup, just hang out in the political forum which I completely avoid lately... damn people who believe that they're entitled to everything in life at my cost. :hammer: :facepalm: :cool:
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Post a random song lyric

    Condemned to ********, arrested by pain Inside the soul lies a man insane Conceived in anger, addict to **** The mutant ***** of a twisted state Beware the contradiction Beneath the crimson void 'Cause in the world of fiction My Jekyll doesn't hide A ****er's smile with a psycho star *****...
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    What are you listening to right now?

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  18. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    Dick Haymes in the background ...while visiting my mum's house. :o
  19. Facetious

    Plasma2wat is in jail

    "Moosejaw"... sitting at the bar.
  20. Facetious

    girls getting *****d Out??

    ft5HvrkHMAc I am. Clear enough whipper snapper? :1orglaugh
  21. Facetious

    What pisses you off?

    When I'm the first and only bidder on an ebay item and upon entry of my bid, I get back a notice that says I've just been outbid and that I shouldn't let the item get away. WTF, am I being electronically profiled by the ebay database? I mean, ****, I've been watching the item for the last 3...
  22. Facetious

    Post a random song lyric

    ''...You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave..'' ;)_____________________________________________________ I remember standing on the corner at midnight Trying to get my courage up There was this long lovely dancer in a little club downtown I loved to watch her do her...
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    'Top ***' director Tony Scott dead after jumping off bridge

    Severely depressed people who choose the route of suicide generally do so as a means of ending the monotony of extreme personal emotional pain, that's all. Emotional pain can be as severely debilitating as physical pain, why should society insist that pain stricken people should have a duty to...
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    How do pornstars make it through those ****** gangbangs shoots?

    Re: How do pornstars make it through those ****** gangbangs shoots? They're veterans of being rode hard and put away wet it would seem to me. The sad part about it is it takes a jack hammer in order to stimulate these ladies (and even then when they do climax, their little worlds don't really...
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    Taxi Cab Etiquette

    It's no too often I have to call a cab for transportation, however yesterday I had to. To the point, if a cab gives you transportation from point A to points B & C, should you pay what is already owed at point B before you exit the cab?... and then when you return to the same cab, pay for the...
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    What are you listening to right now?

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  29. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    When the world of rock music had actual imagination, I bring you this... sMKzTJeXQ7o&feature=related Can't artists these days come up with anything other than death an horror themes? :*****:
  30. Facetious

    My friend and his girl are scared of oral sex.

    So true. On that account, let's just say... It's ok ol' Marsy boy, you can ask us anything here, it's just between you and us... everything that is said here stays here. Is there anything else you would like us to help you with? o-O :P
  31. Facetious

    girls getting *****d Out??

    Hmm.... I must have missed this thread... I think... Anyway, All this extreme ******* sex **** etc. etc. is is a desperate attempt on the part of sex fiends to find a way to become stimulated once again, you see, plain ol' fashin' pussy just ain't cuttin' it, for they have ''graduated'' into...
  32. Facetious

    Your discovery of the week - a rolling (I'd) hit (it) list

    Agnes Wilczynsk from "Tanked" (****** Planet) ... nice boobies too! :yummie
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    What are you listening to right now?

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    What are you listening to right now?

    Lynyrd Skynyrd • Don't Ask Me No Questions (I'll tell you no lies) bmWHE4J6Nvw
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    What are you listening to right now?

    A little bit of sentiment uZieY9DTPOA A little bit of sympathy JWNskvTkhJA
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    Re: "I'm in the mood" R. Plant Heart-a-b: "I love that song" Yea, it was one of those special...

    Re: "I'm in the mood" R. Plant Heart-a-b: "I love that song" Yea, it was one of those special LP's (cassette tape titles in reality :p) that take me back to a very special place and time...So special in fact, I can remember a time being seated on a park bench with my g/f as we munched down on...
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    Send me some money please

    Sounds like 0bama with his new amnesty deal... If the prick wants to give the undocumented Mexican people in this country amnesty then just fucking do it, but why the street tax? What's with the extortion mr. president? It's not their fault for being raised by ******* immigrant parents...
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    My friend and his girl are scared of oral sex.

    Have them both bathe thoroughly prior to the ordeal, you know, get rid of the body odors, that should get 'em off to a better start. A good dooshisn on her part couldn't hurt either.:drool2:
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Junk Food Laws May Help Curb *****hood Obesity: Study

    I didn't get into specifics, but certainly fat parenting is also bad parenting. ;) If they're receiving a government subsidy said obese parents (all w-f recips for that matter) should be limited to what they can purchase with food stamps. Only milk, whole grain stuff, fruit & veggies etc.:yesyes:
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    Junk Food Laws May Help Curb *****hood Obesity: Study

    Yup yup, me too....I can't tell you how many times I was ordered by my grandmum to eat the tuna casserole she had prepared for our dinner or stay seated at the dinner table until mum and *** get home (usually 3 - 4 hours in the penalty box as dinner was served at about 6pm and mum and *** would...
  44. Facetious

    Junk Food Laws May Help Curb *****hood Obesity: Study

    Re: Junk Food Laws May Help Curb *****hood Obesity: Study Adult Image Hosting :1orglaugh Oh.... and a bunch of biased studies with predeterminded outcomes (to raise the *****ren). Hogwash! We need responsible parents to raise their *****ren... unfortunately the responsible parents are the...
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    What are you listening to right now?

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    What are you listening to right now?

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    What are you listening to right now?

    1989 With Zakk, Geezer Butler, and Randy Castillo (RIP) 8n6j_zqI6uA
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