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  1. SirHumper

    Post a funny joke or else you are one of those dweebs that wear pleated pants

    Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking fuckin' **** from some goddamn asshole.
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    Post a funny joke or else you are one of those dweebs that wear pleated pants

    Ellie Idol --- :rubbel: Question: What are the three shortest words in the English language? Answer: "Is it in."
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    Buck naked

    Tracy Loves --- :rubbel: With her pussy lips spread ready to fuck. Oh baby
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    The Perfect / Best Ass!!!

    Felicia Taylor --- :rubbel:
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    Sasha Lynn --- :rubbel: "Go deeper in baby, go as deep as you fuckin' can. Give to me good."
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    Julie Andrews --- :rubbel: A blast from the past!!! Show me your fuckin' tits Julie, take it off, take it all off.
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    Ria Sunn --- :rubbel: Ria with her legs spread ready to fuck, and I'm Ready to fuck her.
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    Felicia Taylor --- :rubbel: LOVE this pic. The 2 of us alone in our backyard on a nice S u m m e r Day. The Sun's heat also heating up our bodies and sexual desires and energy. I see her like this and cum over and bury my face between her legs and lick away at her sweet tasting womanhood. I...
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    Theo --- :rubbel: "Fuck me good baby"
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    One of my favorites Holly Tyler in the fuckin' nude. I would love to fuck her, and fuck her, and fuck her until we both came.
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    Katie Kush --- :rubbel: Cheerleader Katie fucks the star quarterback before the big game. She says: "Stick that big motherfucker in me all the way and cum, cum, cum."
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    Happy Birthday Arynne Tiller

    Happy Birthday and many Happy Returns to the sweetest girl I know. ---:rubbel:
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    Mouth Stuffed With Cock!

    Holly Tyler --- :rubbel: Gets her mouth stuffed with fuckin' cock.
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    Picture of the day

    Blanche Bradburry --- :rubbel: Everyone likes a casual afternoon... especially when it's with someone like the sexy Blanche. This blonde babe likes to take it slow, and Humper is more than happy to oblige. She especially loves getting her tight, sweet pussy licked for a long time... as she gets...
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    Picture of the day

    Blanche Bradburry --- :rubbel: Hey baby, you gave me a fuckin' hard-on.
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    Favorite pornstar with a pixie crop

    Felicia Taylor --- :rubbel: Felicia Taylor surrounded by light, In a sweater that fits her so tight; Her tits and pussy I’m told, Are quite a sight to behold, My wish… fucking her sweet cunt all night.
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    Picture of the day

    Felicia Taylor --- :rubbel: Oh baby, strip for me, spread your fuckin' legs as I insert my big fuckin' dick in your tiny little pussy and we fuck and fuck and fuck. Up and down, back and forth, in and out it feels so fuckin' write.
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    Picture that made you cum today (Famous Babes)

    Reese Witherspoon --- :rubbel: I could climb on top, push my dick all the way in her tight little pussy and hump away until I came and then do it again.
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    Picture of the day

    Felicia Taylor --- :rubbel: Get those fuckin' panties off and spread your fuckin' legs baby. I'm ready for your good fuckin' pussy...
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    Buck naked

    Blanche Bradburry --- :rubbel: You give me a fuckin' hard-on... Oh Baby!!!
  21. SirHumper

    Post a funny joke or else you are one of those dweebs that wear pleated pants

    There is only 4 inches distance between 2 holes. Always select the right one.
  22. SirHumper

    Post a funny joke or else you are one of those dweebs that wear pleated pants

    If a man talks dirty to a woman, that's sexual harassment. If a woman talks dirty to a man, that'll be $6.50 a fuckin' minute.
  23. SirHumper

    Who is your number one favorite porn star?

    Felicia Taylor --- :rubbel: Felicia Taylor in bed spreading her legs teasing me with her beautiful pussy is one of those pictures that gives me an instant hard-on. First off, just look at her eyes, so blue and mysterious. Second, her cute come fuck me smile. that expression indicates that she...
  24. SirHumper

    Post a funny joke or else you are one of those dweebs that wear pleated pants

    "Felicia called me "Superman" when we were in bed." "How flattering!" "Not really! she meant that I was faster than a speeding bullet."
  25. SirHumper

    Post a funny joke or else you are one of those dweebs that wear pleated pants

    Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs? A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.
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    Post a funny joke or else you are one of those dweebs that wear pleated pants

    Felicia's, bra and panties were strewed, By Humper that left her quite nude; He whipped out his dong, And unless I am wrong, You expected this line to be lewd.
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    Post a funny joke or else you are one of those dweebs that wear pleated pants

    Q: What did the Humper’s dick say to the condom? A: Cover me, I’m going in Felicia’s tight little pussy.
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    Post a funny joke or else you are one of those dweebs that wear pleated pants

    A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to Humper on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. "Last night I made love to my wife three times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she...
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    Post a funny joke or else you are one of those dweebs that wear pleated pants

    Why do blonde chicks have cum in their navels? Because blonde guys aren't too bright either.
  30. SirHumper

    Post a funny joke or else you are one of those dweebs that wear pleated pants

    A man walks into a crowded local bar brandishing a ******** yelling “Who’s been fucking my wife?” A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, “You don’t have enough ammo, mate!”
  31. SirHumper

    Which babe do you really want to fuck?

    Briana Blair --- :rubbel: Slide my dick deep into her pussy and cum and cum and cum!!!
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    Which babe do you really want to fuck?

    Felicia Taylor --- :rubbel: I'd like to pin her feet back to ears splitting her cunt wide open for my cock to thrust into and fuck until I ejaculate my semen, filling her vagina to capacity.
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    Sexy Butts

    Felicia Taylor --- :rubbel: Unzip your pants, get your big fuckin' dick out and butt fuck me baby. Oh ****, fill me full of your goddamn cum.
  34. SirHumper

    Post a funny joke or else you are one of those dweebs that wear pleated pants

    A pretty young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date a nice guy, I end up in bed with him. We fuck all night and then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week." "I see," nodded the...
  35. SirHumper

    Which babe do you really want to fuck?

    Cute little babe with nice tits and a fuckable pussy!!! I'd fill her pussy with my cum.
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    Picture of the day

    Kellie Connolly --- :rubbel: Showing off her big fuckin' tits and her smooth pussy.
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    Post a funny joke or else you are one of those dweebs that wear pleated pants

    Julie, What do you do if your wife starts smoking? “****, slow down and possibly use some fuckin' lubricant.”
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    Picture of the day

    Yelena --- :rubbel: Com on boys unzip and stick it in my pussy.
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    Picture of the day

    Nelli --- :rubbel: Waiting for a big one in her pussy!
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    Picture of the day

    Ana Belle --- :rubbel: Ana strips for us, showing her all natural tits and her wet and willing pussy. Take it off baby, take it all off!!!
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    Picture of the day

    Heather Bauer --- :rubbel: It's back and forth in and out until I cum and the do it again. Oh Heather!!!
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    Picture of the day

    Heather Bauer --- "rubbel" Fucking Heather again and again and again filling her pussy with my cum.
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    Picture of the day

    Ash Hollywood --- :rubbel: Unzip your fuckin pants and fuck me silly.
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    Picture of the day

    Three Blonde Babe's --- :rubbel: With their legs open and their pussies spread!!!
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    Picture of the day

    Three Blonde Babe's --- :rubbel:
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    Picture of the day

    Felicia Taylor --- :rubbel: I'd love to suck on those tits while I gave you the boner in your cute little pussy, baby.
  47. SirHumper

    Post a funny joke or else you are one of those dweebs that wear pleated pants

    Q: What do you call a woman who loves small dicks Julie? A: Hopefully your fuckin’ girlfriend.
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    Picture of the day

    Felicia Taylor --- :rubbel: I'll fuck a black guy as long as he's not to fuckin' big. My pussy is on the small side so white men fit in me much better with there little dicks, and isn't that that it's all about being comfortable. I don't need a 12 inch dick in me, I much prefer something 6 inches.
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    Picture of the day

    Katie Morgan --- Get's a big fuckin' black cock inserted in her pussy... Gust what she wanted!!! :rubbel:
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    Which babe do you really want to fuck?

    Felicia Taylor surrounded by light, In a sweater that fits her so tight; Her tits and cunt I’m told Are quite a sight to behold, My Christmas wish… fucking this little slut all night.
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