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He didn't give two shits one way or another. I bet he's doing a victory dance with the Ebola outbreak, because the fire that is ISIS doesn't seem to be singing his ass so much anymore. What I call them is not repeatable in this venue. I don't even call them pieces of ****, as I have flushed...

He's still incompetent. And while he might have some experience, wisdom didn't come with it.

Kaylee was great throughout the contest. And if memory serves me correctly, she was a very late addition to it. Even though she didn't win Best Adult Model, she won a lot of new fans, myself included!

I recently started a new job, and I'm back to regularly reading through service manuals. It's quite obvious that they were written by someone whose first language is not English (I believe it's Japanese, in this case), as some translations are a little...off. In that case, grammar rules play a...

W.A.S.P.: "****** (Fuck Like A *****)." Thanks to assari for reminding me about that one!

Insofar as I'm aware, there are no monkeys native to the United States of America. Point taken, however. And I had to play "****** (Fuck Like A *****)." Haven't heard that one in a while.

You are appreciated and special...and still Number One in my eyes!

Your first post is a bitch-fest that the contest was "fixed?" Sounds to me like you're upset because one or more of your favorite models didn't win, and that must mean the contest is "fixed." Way to make friends and gain credibility, dude. :rolleyes:

Given the right set of circumstances, I believe it's possible...just not likely.

I also added her to the "Pierced Tongue Babes" thread. Thanks for sharing!

Alisa Kiss: http://www.yourdailygirls.com/galleries/alisa-kiss-sweet-merica-ass/alisa-kiss-5

By now, that might be the best way to find out.

Congratulations to Andi on her win!

Truly a beautiful sight. Congratulations, again, to Miss Hybrid for a well-deserved, and hard-fought, win! Congratulations to all the other winners, too.

Maybe if you're the only one who uses your shower. Otherwise, that's inconsiderate at the very least, and encroaching into downright disgusting. Never mind that you'd have to predicate your shower around your need to ****...could be a tad inconvenient.

I knew she had Best OCSM locked down. Congratulations to Mandy on a well-deserved win!

The worst of those have got to be the pedal-cab jockeys in San Diego. They brazenly ride around as if they own the road, not paying any mind to (or caring about) the cars and trucks they share the road with. I'm surprised I never saw one of them get nailed.

That looks like a Darwin Award in the making.

The names weren't quite as I predicted, but my prediction that active OCSMs would take four of six non-OCSM-specific categories was spot-on.

It never was! Congratulations to lovely Miss Hybrid for a well-deserved win, and Bravo Zulu to Team Tart for making it happen!

I'm assuming that should have read Mandy Flores was Best OCSM? I'm happy to see that three of my picks were winners, and hoping August Ames will become an OCSM. Congratulations to all the winners!

No. I'll have to check it out if I remember. Meanwhile... Valerie Worthington: http://www.momhotspot.com/Valerie010814/index.html Damn!

Stunning, indeed!

What a great smile! I suspect she's smiling at least in part because she's finally off the plane...

I can see how English can be hard for a non-native speaker to learn (and even a lot of native speakers struggle with speaking it properly). Some of the Filipinos I've known have learned it pretty well, no matter how difficult it was...and putting the shoe on the other foot, I know I'd struggle...

My fingers are also crossed for victories for Charlee Chase and Maggie Green. I'll be shocked to **** if Mandy Flores doesn't take Best OCSM.

That's a republic. In a democracy, the people vote on every piece of legislation themselves. Not a very practical form of government, that. What really chaps my ass is the disgustingly large number of Americans who don't even know what the hell type of government their country has.

I'm about 220 miles away from lovely Miss Hybrid, and with no way in hell to get to the party. I'll be there in spirit, though, and waiting for official confirmation that our lovely Miss has taken the crown!

**** hiding a stash seems to be the most likely explanation for how all those porn mags wound up in the woods. Could also be a guy who didn't want his wife finding his stash, but **** seem more likely. Did they do their porn perusing in the woods, or look at them somewhere else and just use the...

How, exactly, does the nomination/voting process work? Were it my call, you'd have been nominated a hell of a lot more than once. But you did rightly win the one award you were nominated for...you do have great boobs. As for the brand-new car I'm looking at, if I'm lucky, I'll be able to get...

There are some badass breweries in California. Tioga-Sequoia is one of them, and I'm not saying that solely because they're based in my hometown (or at least the largest city nearest it). There are also some good wines that come out of California--I've been told that the **** made by students at...

Sadly, it doesn't shock me at all. I won't rent a car anymore. Horribly mismanaged companies, and they don't even rent out anything with a proper manual transmission! Try Tioga-Sequoia General Sherman IPA or California 99 Golden Ale if the opportunity presents itself!

Over five years, and mine is the first mention of Maggie Green? Blasphemy! Charlee Chase is also incredibly hot, but her hair isn't always blonde.

He could have been a blow job, and the world would have been better for it. If MTV, or anyone else, offered me a spot on a "reality" TV show, I'd tell them to go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. The hell with the money; I don't want a TV camera crew within arm's length of me all day. More...

As a general rule, I'd say this is correct. However, I'd never broadcast anything of that nature. Discretion is the better part of valor, better to remain silent and thought a fool than open your mouth and erase all doubt, and all that happy horseshit.

Since I've been out of boot cam, the longest I've gone without a cigarette is one month. I'm now car-shopping, and considering a brand-new one...if that happens, I'll be done with the cigarettes. Not that I'll be giving up nicotine, though. I was once told you have to have "guts" to wear red...

Spanish is the same way. So is German, but German also has what is called "neuter" (pronounced noy-tur)...neither feminine nor masculine, but neutral. I thought about posting something for you to tell 'em, but that might be best left to the PM system. There are indeed many dialects. There is a...

I don't have an accent...or at least I'd like to think I don't. I do, however, speak a fair bit of German.

Oh hell no. I smoked three packs a day for about two weeks, and that almost ****** me (in the financial sense, and it didn't do me any favors in the physical sense, I'm sure). Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure was good, mindless fun. The bit with Billy the *** mispronouncing Socrates' name was...

When I hear "sherm," I usually think of a sherm stick...

I keep hoping for rain, and being disappointed. Instead, we got another high temperature at or above 93 today. Stay cool, Miss. And if you're driving, please be careful...California has some notoriously dimwitted drivers. Not right offhand, but I've had a particularly negative experience with...

Another great picture from the Best Cam Girl. So beautiful!

Time for me to answer my own questions again... On FIAT vs. Mini: I've never seen the FIAT commercials (I'd have to look on YouTube), but I did test-drive one on Monday. It's not a bad little car, but for a clutch pedal that's bent in such a way to make shifting uncomfortable. I still need to...

Reminds me of the title of a Dead Kennedys album..."Plastic Surgery Disasters."

Re: Prayer ^ What he said. I'm also an atheist. I have known people from every faith (or lack thereof) imaginable. If they thought that their prayers could help me get through a tough time, I would always thank them...no need to be rude about it. For the most part, though, they did their...

Even California's weather has been **** as of late. 90-plus degree days two weeks into fall? Give me a fucking break. California also has some of the most fucktarded drivers you will ever see, in addition to all the ridiculous laws.

I like The Crazy Chicken, too. Don't eat there too often, as it's not exactly inexpensive, but every menu item I've tried there has been damn good. I'll stop in after next payday (likely on 18 or 19 October) and give a little bit better report afterward.

Before the Black Album, they were. Now calling them hard rock would be charitable. I've also become a fan of Volbeat recently. It's too early to put them on any greatest-of-all-time list, but I hope they can stand the test of time.

Those are some good questions. It will be interesting to read the answers.

Cute, and I like the piercings, but she ain't Maggie Green... You're so very welcome. I fail to see how anyone could not love Maggie!