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Goodness.

It just proves that you can make absolutely anything sexy.

When I look at the long, long list of cosplay characters that Patty could theoretically make sexy, I have to admit in all sincerity that I did not have Louise Belcher on that list.

In my mind, it's the best one she's ever done, but it's still all POV and/or implied. She's just not going to give hardcore fans what they want. Still, those of us who remain her fans (some for decades) know what we're getting, and are obviously fine with it.

Agreed! I love these vacation videos that take the time to show both a playful public side and a sexy (and still playful) private side. Definite fantasy-girlfriend material.

Patty in skintight superhero cosplay. Seriously, this is all I need. And the cute flexing? Done.

Yes, Patty Von Schweetz was terrific. Thanks!

On her twitter feed, Patty has posted teaser videos from her vacation in the Smoky Mountains, so she's not done teasing us yet.

While some people bemoan the lack of new content, and others complain that she still doesn't show enough, Patty has been posting a LOT on Twitter in the last few days about her current mountain getaway. Plenty of cute pictures in casual outfits, with the occasional flash of a little extra skin...

Thanos demands your...something.

Oh, golly.

Stormtroopers are just too tall to be you.

Oh golly. There are still people wanting you to "show more" or "go further", and I can be perfectly content watching you be adorable and goofy in videos like this one. Thanks for that. Enjoy your toy.

Because nothing says "First Time Videos" like Kagney Lynn Carter. :)

Patty continues to use movies as the source of her inspirations. Her next video is centered around emojis. I can't wait to see what she does with Dunkirk.

It's pretty amazing.

Preview video of more POV cosplay from our Friendly Neighborhood Pattycake: http://nips.com/2017/sexy-pattycake-web-slinger-video/

Patty is posting casual vacation pictures on her Twitter feed, and they're every bit as sexy as any of her costumed, staged sets. This woman is just impossibly beautiful, and presents online a character who seems charming, goofy, adorable and fun. I can't imagine what else you would need in a...

LOVE her cosplay, and she's been giving us a lot of it lately. Very happy with this development!

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you will probably have no shortage of volunteers here.

Yep, because when you're dealing in fantasy, the one thing you want more of is realism.

Pink Ranger cosplay? I'm dying! http://nips.com/2017/sexy-pattycake-patty-ranger-video/

Her latest video is just terrific. Disney Princess is a perfect look for her. Just sophisticated enough (the dress is incredible) while still retaining that playful, youthful quality. She never stops amazing us. A short preview: http://nips.com/sexy-pattycake/

For those of you who are fond of the curves, I think you'll like the new videos.

I'm torn. The trailer for "Patty For President" has her talking, in that delightful southern-tinged voice of hers that we don't get to hear nearly often enough. On the other hand, it's just another one of those "messy" vids, and while I assume that has to be somebody's fetish since she does it...

Not sure who she's supporting, but I'd change my vote if she asked me to. Politics is just politics, but Patty is something else. Another magnificent outfit and update.

See, this is what I'm talking about. She can go from the childish, goopy, dress-up nonsense to the hot, hip, girlfriend-next-door in the blink of an eye. Just remarkable. Great set.

Yeah, me too. Kinda hoped she outgrew the slimy stuff. Frankly. the whole Harley bit was over the top to me. But soon enough, she'll dazzle us in some back-to-basics outfit (my favorite, without question, is the red satin New Year's dress) and we'll be her slobbering slaves again. She does...

Two years actually. The first Pinup Mechanic video was March, 2014. I did miss the blonde hair.

I like the new look with the toned-down makeup, and the sets are really hot. But there was a time when "FTV" meant first-timers. Amber's been around the webs for almost five years now.

Gracious. Olivia who?

This made my day.

OK, who decided to name this "Black Cat"? I mean, OK, I guess there's, like, a tail or something, but other than that (and lots of animals have tails), there's nothing remotely feline about this, and remarkably little that's black. While the rest of you fixate on how much she shows, I'll...

Yes, thank you. Those will...um...do just fine. You're really something else.

Not so much "back to blonde" as "back to 2012" http://www.addictiveteens.com/0814/pattycake-creamed-pussy/

I like her Only Tease stuff a lot more than her personal website, where they tend to come on too strong with the makeup. She's pretty, but they try too hard to make her beautiful, and the effort shows.

If you're talking about http://denisemilani.com that seems to be set up much like a classic bait-and-switch, with old galleries of Denise drawing you in so that they can introduce you to a couple of new models. Whether she or her people have anything to do with that site is anybody's guess (it...

Out of nowhere, and for the first time since November, two small galleries of new material (yellow dress and little black one) have popped up on the website. Just ten or so pictures each, but it looks like she may not be completely out of the business yet after all.

Weirdly, the site seems to be back up again, though still with no new content since November. I'd understand if she was through with it, but the fact that it keeps going offline and then back on again without any updates is odd to say the least.

It appears to be down once again. I can only imagine how badly the site must be run given how badly it is (was?) constructed. Despite being a pay site, the photos were easily accessible without an account or password. And really, the photos were the only reason to visit the site. Fan...

I'm really bad at this sort of thing. Is that a wig, or is that a lot closer to her natural hair color? Either way, still my favorite.

You're going to see that on every thread for every reasonably popular and currently active girl on this site. It has nothing to do with JD's master plan for total internet domination. There are some people who just like to post links, and they don't seem to know or to care that they're...

Sorry you missed it. Here you go: http://www.yourdailygirls.com/galleries1/pattycake_899/ (Yes, I think it's absurd too. But whatcha gonna do?)

Just to get an alternate take in, those happen to be my favorites.

Oh, how I've missed you!

Her transition from cute girl to stunning young woman is nothing short of remarkable. Ten years in, and the red satin New Year's set is the most beautiful I've ever seen her. In a land full of overly made-up porn sluts, I for one am glad there's still room for a girl-next-door tease like Patty.

Oh, I dunno. I doubt she always goes out in public professionally made-up and wearing provocative skin-tight outfits. Not to mention a camera crew following her around. Not that she still wouldn't be a head-turner in more conservative attire. That's effectively what her new site has become...

diceman2, I don't mean to put a damper on your enthusiasm or anything, but there are 146 Pattycake galleries on this Freebabes site you found, and it's probably not going to be necessary for you to post separate links to every single one of them.

And to each his own. Different...um...strokes, so to say. Her newest video, Prom Night, shows virtually nothing, but it's probably my favorite of all time because the POV fantasy is so great. As I said before, she knows her audience.

Virtually all of the videos are available to members. She occasionally puts something out there that's considered special enough to pay extra for. Though actually -- and I can't believe I'm saying this -- I agree with WhiffOfGreen. Imagination should account for something. Her regular stuff...