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Re: Aurora (Gangbang Creampie) Also can be seen on Aziani. Seems like she's very new but also very hot.

Re: >>> Kermit the perv is handing out myFreeOnes points! Extra points for new member As we see here, Petra has ********* material that proves that no matter how much Kermit loves Miss Piggy, he'll always feel like getting a little froggy now and again.

Your best insult is to call someone and something gay? What's wrong with being gay?

Her name was Madeline Marks.

The wrong group of women trying and failing to debunk the whole "women aren't funny" thing.

#1 is Kayme Kai.

Although the comment it's a comeback to needs more spell check.

Something a little different:

Jesus. No. Have you ever even seen a guitar in real life? This is one of the most uninspired, lazy, boring guitar solos ever. "Derp, I'm going to play this pentatonic scale over and over for 6 minutes. Hope no actual guitar players see this, I will be ashamed." Sad.

Girlfriend? Freeones? Does not compute. Error. Error.

But...but...Macs don't get viruses! They are the messiah computer! Hail Jobs!

OMG! BAN STDiva!

Oh no, fans of a visual medium have an opinion about the aesthetics of the performers in said medium! Off with their heads! :P

No problemo.

Looks like a scene with Ashlyn Rae and Carolyn Reese, I think the scene is "Friends And ******". See if that works for you.

On topic: People have different priorities. Some folks would prefer to not endure expensive and uncomfortable dental work for purely cosmetic purposes. Perhaps if they were causing health problems they would get them fixed? Sometimes I wonder why models and porn stars don't get moles removed...

Tits are too big and skin is too pale. Looks more like Leili Koshi, but can't identify without more angles.

This is a very common thing. There is another forum I'm not allowed to tell you about that has a whole thread dedicated to this. Try using an internet search engine and look for what you're trying to find. There are entire Japanese movies solely dedicated to sweat sex. Also, Check out the Asa...

Boner time!

Do you have more?

That poor little Muslim man can't get into paradise now!

That's one way to get some free tea, I suppose.

1: Not a big deal. Most people probably use texting or social networking to communicate with friends, instead of email. 2: Advertizing. 3: Newspapers have been dying for quite some time. It's a wasteful, obsolete medium. 4: Are there other factors here, like the economy? 5: Landlines aren't...

Haven't you been paying attention, "Samantha"? (See how clever that is? I took your name which is a male name and changed it so that now it's a female name! I am clearly a wordsmith!) Every mouth breather with internet access is an authority on Florida law ever since this thing kicked off. They...

You want a tissue for your tears? I didn't start the thread. So thanks for shutting it down. Thank you, thank you, thank you. If you want to complain about vile things, complain to the troll that started the thread and continued to provoke me. I'm not interested in listening to your whining.

Yeah, I've been saying something similar for a while now. If he got paroled (which was never going to happen) he would be in his version of race war heaven.

One of the few "mass *********" that never actually ****** any of the victims he was incarcerated for.

Thanks for closing that thread. It was getting out of control.

Yeah, don't get me wrong, she's hot. She has a great amount of thickness, and her face is gorgeous (those eyes and lips!), but her boobs were built up so much in my mind, then when I finally saw them looking all sad, like a puppy's eyes looking downward, I was a bit disappointed.

An agency that gives patdowns and full body scans to ******** employs pedophiles? SHOCKER!

Anyone else disappointed after seeing her tits? Maybe it was just being teased by them for years, but when I finally saw them, they were a let down.

It's like I'm talking to a brick wall that has Down's syndrome. You know what you're doing here. You're trolling. You know exactly how you've manipulated my words. I'm done feeding you, you filthy troll cunt. I will not respond to any more of your bullshit.

Another round of voting for Harley Spencer in every category. I keep posting in here in hopes that it will help me remember.

He gets the blue balls of death quite regularly.

Wow. You're so witty and edgy! I want to move to Texas, marry my ****** and be just like you! But sadly, I can never be like you, because I did not drop out of school in the 8th grade to become a male prostitute. I was right to call you out on the troll shaming thread, and you continue to prove...

Some would call it false advertising, but I guess your fans would be reasonably expected to know that you're a tease.

Negative. I don't have to prove jack, because you are a lying troll. I only continue to feed you because it exposes you for the sniveling little bitch that you are. So, when will I be hearing from your lawyer?

Okay. If you can disprove me, then hire a lawyer and sue me. The best defense against claims of libel is the truth, which is on my side.

So all ladies are homosexual? Troll logic.

This thread is about stand-up comedy, not TV shows, but thanks for contributing.

the human centicock!

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. You continue to twist my words, and you know exactly how and when you have done it. Quit playing stupid. Unless you're not "playing" stupid, in which case, go put on your helmet and play in the dirt.

In the heavily edited 911 call.

He was on the freeones 24 hour troll channel. Sorry your troll pilot didn't get picked up, you fucking waste of DNA helices. BTW, xfire, thanks for the negative rep. It brought my rep down by a whopping 6 points!

I learned it by watching you.

Yes. "tampon" is for women, not homosexuals. "Pansy" is a flower. "Panty" is a garment that women wear. "queer little feelings" doesn't call YOU a homosexual. Once again, you try to twist words like a passive aggressive cunt. I have already explained everything, how you are a liar and a soft...

Close. Steve Jobs was a huge cock, but then dick cancer got him. Gates donates all sorts of money to charity, so he's a slightly smaller cock than Jobs. So he's more of a clit.

You are the most passive aggressive troll that has ever trolled. Go dig your dead ******'s rotted corpse up and whine into her maggot infested pussy. I'm done listening to you subtly try to put words in my mouth all the while pretending you're not. You are a cancer on the earth.

You're obsessed with calling people fags. Is it because your uncle sucked your cock? I didn't hijack ****, you fucking semen sponge. Go with larss so you can both fuck his ******. You can double penetrate her with your tiny toddler cocks, you fucking spambot of a moronic igloo sodomite.

Once again, you are full of ****. You are a liar, and you are still trying to manipulate my words to suit your ends. You can't possibly be this stupid. Quit being a goddamned fairy. Maybe whatever pansy socialist country you live in has libraries? You should visit one, and slam your tiny dick in...