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  1. BananaPalmer

    Milena Velba

    Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers Adios, Arti. Hooroo, Milkman. Cheerio, Seamus. Ciao, Swasy. Toodle-Pop, Torre (wherever you are). Bye-Bye, Wisty. So long, Bumfield. And doffed hat to everyone else. Cooee! Banana has left the building.
  2. BananaPalmer

    Milena Velba

    Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers How about we split the difference - Das Tittenmünster?
  3. BananaPalmer

    Milena Velba

    Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers Bah! Polish Milena's half the titter Czech Milena is - literally: D-cup versus J-cup. It's simple volumetrics.
  4. BananaPalmer

    Milena Velba

    Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers In Germany they call her Das Titmünster. That's German for The Tit Monster. Whoever said Germanic's not a romance language ought to be boiled in sauerkraut.
  5. BananaPalmer

    Milena Velba

    Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers That's a completely different norkstress, d. Her first name may be Milena, and she may be slightly fullish of bongo, but that's where the resemblance to Milena Velba begins and ends. Quite frankly, I'd have thought the fact that they don't look...
  6. BananaPalmer

    Milena Velba

    Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers Anyhoot, that's enough levity, it's time to get back to the serious bizzo of ogling Milena and her guest bongoer, Westy. Here's the second half of her Lingerie Boutique set. Who knew she was such a skilled pinch-titter? Not I. Look at that...
  7. BananaPalmer

    Milena Velba

    Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers How 'bout jellied Milena? Gnuk! Gnuk! Gnuk!
  8. BananaPalmer

    Who is this busty woman/

    What in the feckindiddlydoodar does that even mean, JJ? Hmm? I want to help you, man - slut enlightenment is a passion of mine - but, sheesh!
  9. BananaPalmer

    Hottest Shemale

    I reckon Hazel Tucker is the form shem at the moment, and a very fem shem she is too. In fact, if it wasn't for her todger, and her handlebar mustaka, you wouldn't know she wasn't a chick. There aren't many shems you can say that about.
  10. BananaPalmer

    anyone know this busty babe?

    Are you sure it's not Alicia Rhodes?
  11. BananaPalmer

    What the shit is this???

    Where's his todger? He's got no todger.
  12. BananaPalmer

    Milena Velba

    Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers I was doing my daily eyeball exercises on some of Milena's old sets yesterday and I ogled across these useful cunnet shots:
  13. BananaPalmer

    Milena Velba

    Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers She's not sixty. Her site puts her age at forty, so she's probably forty-five, fifty-five at the most. And, yes, I do think she'll take my advice. I have to. Mine is a petty existence, meschif. Delusion my only chum. The occasional coughing fit my...
  14. BananaPalmer

    Milena Velba

    Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers Here's the first half of the Lingerie Boutique set. One word springs to mind - bongolossal.
  15. BananaPalmer

    Eden Mor

    Re: EDEN MOR... do you have more? Correccióni. She was a gorgeous plumper. She's now a gorgeous skinny-minny. Gnuk! Gnuk! Gnuk!
  16. BananaPalmer

    Milena Velba

    Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers The preview pic for Milena's new set, Lingerie Boutique, is up on her site. The first thing I noticed, apart from Westy testing the ripeness of Milena's wobble fruits, is that she's wearing a skirt. Skirts and cunnet-showing go together like stink...
  17. BananaPalmer

    Parking lot blowjob MILF

    It's Dagny, from cumondagny.com. She's a cum strumpet extraordinaire. You'll find more of her hither. Next case.
  18. BananaPalmer

    Miosotis Claribel

    Re: Miosotis and her huge breasts Tropical Tazzamazoos Natural Wonder of the World Bongo Schlongo All Tits All Action
  19. BananaPalmer

    Milena Velba

    Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers Here's the complete Alone in the Garage set. It's the standarard fare, nothing out of the ord, no cunnet, a cuppla nice bongos under the influence of gravity shots though which always makes for pleasant ogling.
  20. BananaPalmer

    Three sets of big tits

    From left to right: Ewa Sonnet, Aneta Buena and Bea Flora.
  21. BananaPalmer

    is there something in my teeth?

    I'd still do her. I'm not that shallow that I'd let a little thing like buck fangs put me off. I'd probably think twice about letting them near my todger though.
  22. BananaPalmer

    the "ass spread" pose

    The 'ass spread' pose is the greatest pose there is - it's almost as great as the 'three bananas up two holes' pose.
  23. BananaPalmer

    Miosotis Claribel

    Re: Miosotis and her huge breasts Yer, she's not much chop is she? Photographs are her medium. She should give film the swerve. Leave it to the sluts that know what they're doing.
  24. BananaPalmer

    Miosotis Claribel

    Re: Miosotis and her huge breasts Sorry to be a disagreeable Derek, golden, but I don't agree. Her bongos look just as fantastically well deformed now as they always have.
  25. BananaPalmer

    MILF Black Lingerie

    She's a field bitch. Lovely.
  26. BananaPalmer

    Milena Velba

    Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers Here's the first half of Milena's new set, Alone In the Garage. She's well titted, as always, unfortunately, she's also well panted, as always. I never thought I'd hear myself say these words but Miosotis not only out-flops her, she also out-flaps...
  27. BananaPalmer

    Australian Pornstars

    Re: australian pornstars I'm surprised no one's mentioned the great Barry Vegemite. Talented, talented fucker. Be it man or beast - and I'm not speaking figuratively - he'll do anything, to anything. He's a doer. In fact, I think he's doin' a jot of porridge in Un Litre de Lait Prison in France...
  28. BananaPalmer

    Urinal fail

    Perhaps one's a urinal, and one's a bidet. You can piss and clean your arse at the same time. The trick is knowing which one's which.
  29. BananaPalmer

    Miosotis Claribel

    Re: Miosotis and her huge breasts Yes, and she's in marvellous tit. Glorious it.
  30. BananaPalmer

    Blonde with awesome ass?

    We live in an age of hyperbole, overstatement and rampant exaggeration, but that's the greatest arse in the history of the world.
  31. BananaPalmer

    Gorgeous huge breasted milf help plz?

    Those tits are the work of the Devil - Samuel Devil, noted bongo prosthetician. I'd know his handiwork anywhere.
  32. BananaPalmer

    Penis Pump On Asshole

    Hey, don't shoot the messenger, man. I'm just the messenger.
  33. BananaPalmer

    Sleep Paralysis - The terror in the night

    I've been paralytic and woken up asleep on terra firma.
  34. BananaPalmer

    WTF is female ejaculation?

    The chemical constituent is aqueous cuntium dioxide. It's also found in Sea Squirts.
  35. BananaPalmer

    Penis Pump On Asshole

    Latex Angel. That sort of thing's right up her alley. She has a very pliable alley. http://www.pichunter.com/models/latex_angel
  36. BananaPalmer

    Milena Velba

    Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers In my ogling career I've only seen Milena out-bongoed by one other chick - Miosotis. Milena's a freak, Mio is freaky-deaky. I literally have to do eyeball exercises before I ogle her for fear of pulling an optic.
  37. BananaPalmer

    Milena Velba

    Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers Here's the complete Snow White Meets the Evil Queen set. I can sum it up in twenty words - there's no cunnet, and she really should do something about that nose. You could poke someone's eye out with that thing.
  38. BananaPalmer

    Vintage torpedo boobs

    Some things man is not meant to know, Gerol.
  39. BananaPalmer

    Milena Velba

    Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers It is Shione Cooper, and I'm hoping the same thing, just as I did last month when I found out that Terry Nova and Katharina, a pair of proven panty discarders, would be in the Coffee Party set. Alas, Milena's corrupting influence saw all cunnets...
  40. BananaPalmer

    Milena Velba

    Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers The preview pic for Milena's new set, Snow White Meets the Evil Queen, is up on her site. There's much hubbub in big boob ogling circles that this set will break the cunnet drought. If you rearrange the letters in the title, and add some new ones...
  41. BananaPalmer

    Exploited College Girls Guy?

    My thinking is that his nut sac is the same shade of purple as John Strong's. Either they share a ball stylist or it is John Strong. That's my thinking. ............ECG guy's nut sac....................John Strong's nut sac.........
  42. BananaPalmer

    Maritza Mendez

    Re: Splendid big boobed MILF Her name's Maritza Mendez. Give this linkypoo an ogle. Her daughter, Silvia Loret, is also a model. My work here is done.
  43. BananaPalmer

    Hottest Shemale

    It must be illegal for shems to have decent bongos.
  44. BananaPalmer

    your favorite pick-up line to score with chicks

    'What can I get for twenty bucks?'
  45. BananaPalmer

    Milena Velba

    Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers Here's the second half of the Spaceship JJ 36 set. There's still no cunnet but there is some excellent low-slung bongo work.
  46. BananaPalmer

    Tennis Girl Photographer Dies

    Martin Elliot gave that arse to the world, he should receive nothing less than a state funeral.
  47. BananaPalmer

    Terry Nova

    Re: Terry Nova, cute brunette with beautiful 38DD boobs! No, but have a poke around here.
  48. BananaPalmer

    Milena Velba

    Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers Here's the first half of the Spaceship JJ 36 set. Sadly, no panties were harmed in the making of it, and she appears to have told a few porkies since we last ogled her, but it's extremely useful filth nonetheless. I rate it seven out of ten trouser...
  49. BananaPalmer

    Milena Velba

    Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers The preview pics for Milena's new set, Spaceship JJ 36, are up and she looks to be in fine tit. Fingers crossed that that's a disintegration ray gun in her right hand and she's about to give her panties a blast. I'll keep ya posted.
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