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When I was a little boy I took a shower once, actually more than once. Anyway this one time in the shower I soaped up my ***-*** with soap and my ***-*** started to feel funny. I did not know what to do but I did not stop soaping up my ***-*** with soap. Then I felt something that felt like an...

We went to Chili's tonight. Guess what? No more chili. Our waitress, Sweet Sassy Molassy, said Chili's stopped serving chili 4 months ago. I told her they need to change the name then. She said, "Naw, y'all juss cum in now ann chil." I said right back to her, "Uh... no. There's 2 ls in 'chill'...

As it says Eric Swalwell is trolling Donald Trump like a total boss eating a taco. Nice change of pace because Eric usually prefers burying his face inside an egg roll that has a hidden microphone attached.

Thanks PornFan99. Excellent reply when I was thinking no one would reply. Appreciate the update. Here's a show recommendation from Cable TV. Ever see something called The Terror? The first 2 seasons were good with interesting storylines and a third season is supposed to be aired this year...

This one goes out to that special lady who shows up every 28 days to hemorrhage all over the board.

Does anyone watch any of the Walking Dead shows anymore? Me and my wife were loyal viewers way longer than it was necessary. You can only roll your eyes so many times before you just give up on a show. Walking Dead jumped the undead shark long before we quit on it. Now there are so many spinoffs...

Hey dude, little help please...

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R-Truth got released. Wonder why?

Yeah, pretty much...

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"The best way to defeat evil is to use better evil."

"Tonight you learn the difference between violence and evil."

"Mess with one bean and you better be prepared to take on the whole burrito."

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I'm a Trump voter and when I found out what TACO meant I thought it was also darn clever and laughed at my servant in chef. He works for me so its his forehead that gets the match struck across it. Hey yo, what's up with Kash Patel and Dan Bongino's hostage tape with Maria Bartaromo as the...

I saw it. Really I did. It's real. Either I walked across it or I levitated from one end to the other. Your choice, Sportsfans.

Sure it's not a log instead of a brick that she pulled out of the porcelain god with a pair of tongs?

Sweaty perverts rejoice! Hopefully soon you will be able to gargle with her toilet water and use her used tampons to make tea with. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/articles/sydney-sweeney-soap-collab-made-191723983.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall

You can't learn from your mistakes unless you become aware of them.

In my younger, crazier days I had a coworker tell me something I never forgot. He said, “I can always tell how great your weekend was by the size of the dent in your car.” When I got blind drunk I used the Braille Method of driving bouncing off the curbs all the way home.

Definitely not a “great quote” but more in the good to know who your real enemy is department. “Spitting on Christians is an old Jewish tradition.” -Itamar Ben-Gvir (Current Israeli Minister of National Security)

Friends… or enemies??? Inbred cowards for sure. “Spitting on Christians is an old Jewish tradition.” -Itamar Ben-Gvir (Current Israeli Minister of National Security)

And more from this piece of vermin.

Still “HAMAS FAULT! HAMAS FAULT!”??? When are we going to realize we have been played since the day we were born? https://www.yahoo.com/news/gaza-doctor-went-save-lives-125712831.html

The IDF shows how gay friendly they are by how their guards treat their prisoners.

I did not know that. The way Joe Don smiled and took a swig I thought it was legit and his own creation. Not sure if Strawberry Quik is an improvement as I might stick with the Pepto-Biz.

All politics aside let's all hope for a successful recovery for President Biden...

Alan Autry was a member of a gym I used to work at a long time ago. Super nice Southern guy but would forget his membership card all the time. We became friends from me vouching for him. Alan invited me down to the set of In The Heat Of The Night. I always made excuses not to go. Why? I didn't...

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Loved the Walking Tall films and enjoyed watching Joe drink Jim Beam & Pepto Bismol in Cape Fear. RIP on Earth and continue Walking Tall in Heaven.

Mr Backlund has had enough and can't take it no more!

Bob Backlund was the Real American Hero that actually did train, say his prayers, and took his vitamins.

Never go Full-Kanye if you want to stay in the record business.

Sabu just wrestled a couple weeks ago. RIP

This girl works the cute/wholesome gimmick but she knows why fellas really check her out.

I got confused. Oriental is a rug. Asian is my ******.

Jim Ross was really on his period here...

Nothing wrong with Orientals as I'm a Round-Eye who moved a pack of them into my house.

We have a king size bed. Has there ever been an angled broom that specializes in sweeping under a bed? I got a few piles of cat **** to clean up and I’m too lazy to pull the bed out.

This came around the corner and blindsided me. Some new Alice Cooper...

Some Thin Lizzy for John...

Paul Rogers is one of the all-time best Rock 'n' Roll Vocalists. Very smooth. I definitely like Free and Bad Company. I also bought The Firm's first album on cassette 3 years before Christ was born. Hey John, did you ever check out when he fronted Queen? I either never saw or can't remember.

As I was saying before... Israel's far-right minister Smotrich wants total Gaza destruction https://www.yahoo.com/news/israels-far-minister-smotrich-wants-133922967.html And this... In a documentary produced by Arte, Israeli finance minister Bezalel Smotrich says he wants a “Jewish state,”...