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Im "Gettin Jiggy With It- Will Smith...

Police-Canary in a coal mine

Tiny Dancer-Elton John

Some old school Montell Jordon-This is how we do it

Ok this is gonna sound so silly but I think it is the super mario bros show theme song. i used to sing this song all the time untill my *** got sick of it ...I have no idea what the songs name is. (spank me for knowing this) and here is a song if I am right.If Im wrong skip it....lol...

Soundgarden -Rusty cage Jealousy, turning saints into the sea Turning through sick lullabies ******* on your alibis But it’s just the price I pay Destiny is calling me Open up my eager eyes

Woman-John Lennon

Well now I know what you did all day:D

That is the sweetest thing I have heard in a long time.Thanks for the post.:)

OMG i just thought of something.The first time my hubby and I did anal we used this awesome sensual massage oil.(bath and body works) It smells so good it almost relaxes you just by the smell let alone getting a massage.We then threw down a peice of plastic on the bed and used mineral oil for...

Along with all the other great advice hot baths do the trick for me.It is very crucial for her and you to be relaxed.Slow and easy thats the way to anal please me....lol:D

Bic Runga-Sway

oopsie wrong thread

I am sooooo hyped about this system....but being I already weigh a whopping 115 lbs I am sure to loose a few pounds seeing it seems to be very interactive.....PRAY FOR ME:1orglaugh Ummmm not to sound shitty or a big nerd I have to date beaten every single game I have ever bought in at least 2...

Ok I will bite on this one.....for me as long as you dont have a hairy gorilla ass and dont look like a nasty mountain man with food hanging off your face hair is fine with me..... :wave: on a more personal note my husband is not alowed to shave his goatee or mustache unless he is ready for me...

Lives in Texas...ha ya gave that one away

Knows my secret **** of snow

Can have alllllll the snow he can get out of my yard....

Hopes For snow although I say he would be easier to track ......

Doesnt need ammo he has a scalple

Can you say scuba divers?LMAO:1orglaugh

I got to agree withy that.My orgasms are different every time.Got to love that.You never know what your gonna get:nanner:

Pussy

Ok I dont know what started this one but here goes Neil Diamond and Barbara Streisand-You dont bring me flowers.

Morbidly-sweet

Cannot examine me at anytime cause his siggy freaks me out.....But is still cool as hell:thumbsup:

Tittylover

Is a big Ol can of mixed nuts:D

Cold ****...(i got one right now....mmmmmmm) Hot sex or hot wings

peaches....my kitty's name cold shower or hot bath

Gave me freaking sweeeeeeet ass music:thumbsup:

No wonder I never made the squad:( I was a good girl back then......lmao

Nope me either baby he would "Break your back and fuck your ass" scarey:eek:

Ummmmm Me and 2 hot hot hot men.....one of which is my very sexy husband:D the 0ther his friend.....anal Dp the works......oooooh yaaaaaaah......awesome:thumbsup:

Congrats....Awesome sig:thumbsup:

The iron sheik ....brings back many memories....."Break his back...then fuck his ass"......LMAO:1orglaugh

Ohhhh that poor baby :( ......And what a fucking lucky cat:D

Since I live in the land of milk cows and crap I thought it was funny as hell .....:thumbsup:

Tgunz for me to:wave2:

Well lets see I said f**k like 20 times in a row and my legs started shaking.At one point after like the 5th one I thought I was going to ******** and begged my hubby to stop...which led to the 6th one at which point I ****** out right after. Damn you men never listen :1orglaugh

Ok Huge Update on my part:D I have acomplished what I sought out to do......It was not in any way what Cythrera does but it wasnt to shabby either:nanner: Whooo hooo talk about mind numbing sex.....DAMN....Now I know why she does what she does....AND I BET IT AINT JUST FOR THE MONEY:D

Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus

oopsie double post.........

douce....I hope that means sweet:D

Where is my boy at for this thread? Oh analfan where are you?:dunno:

:( I am sooooo getting a boob job before I get old.

Yikes:eek: I dont have a cock but I doubt I would let a bird hang on it if I did.OUCHIE.

Tell me that doesnt look like Willy......Damn the balls that chick has to get that Tat:rolleyes:

Well for me it would be Coco Harrison The site gave me Terry Leonie I like the first one:D