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Oh yes you've been a bad girl...you need to be punished. Yeah...walk up those stairs, baby. Mmmm spread that book open and do your homework. Bad girls don't get ******* hot white vanilla fudge sundae.

Re: What does FreeOnes do for members like me for their Birthday, you special members a pat on the tookus

I'm well aware of this fellow and his being.

Who ended up winning that ipad contest? Sorry if this is off topic, just a curious george.

oh he's a member alright...

And the only thing that would have redeemed them, Michael motherfucking Anthony, is no longer in the fold. Fuck that.

No. God no. Let them die gracefully.

Perfect. I've been waiting for this moment...for some of my life...o laud. o laud.

How else are we going to dispose of those little would-be's?

Yeah, it's kind of barbaric.

Classic Will E Worm

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*****

Police don't have any respect for the law themselves.

I can't think of a reason for ANYBODY to vote for Romney. Vote for nobody, or write in Bart Simpson.

the pen?

Him and Hannibal Buress, definitely.

goddamn that sammich needs to be in my face

Do you blame Obama when you stub your toe?

no u

The Lizard looks like a fucking Goomba from the Super Mario Brothers movie.

Barb Byrum, too. Try to come up with the rationale for this...I fucking DARE you. You can't. What the fuck!? What's even more preposterous is that they were barred from a meeting about a completely different matter. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. :brick:

So "**** the Mexicans!", right?

Thread saved. Will E. Worm: Real American Hulkamaniac

Do you remember the 21st night of September?

"Here's the thing, Mr. Thorax!" had me rolling.

No one?

hyelp

who is this quick!

Vote Dukakis 012

I didn't watch. Did he say a bunch of words that mean nothing?

Ah, "colored people." How progressive you are, sir!

Re: Marine Corps probe after video emerges showing US troops 'urinating on Afghan bod Support the Troops!!!! this is a borderline homo-erotic fantasy for gunhappy jarheads. "Another of them jokes: 'Golden like a shower' and 'Yeahhhh!' as they groan with relief whilst urinating." So creepy.

Reminder that George W. Bush masturbated in front of his ******.

whoa im in the past

The greatest American band to have ever graced this planet is COMPLETE. -pb9d5LSX6c

and last Festivus. Fuck.

Seriously? SERIOUSLY?

Funny how you don't seem up in arms about NDAA. Where's the outrage?

It's usually only labled as CCbill or something of that sort. I recently discovered the majesty of paying for porn. A shitton of stuff at really fast download speeds. I suggest Videobox or Porn.com

Well, you only have a little less than a year left before we're taken aboard the starship enterprise.

No. Their ideas are pretty clear, you're just a willfully ignorant person and are content with that. Have some self respect.

hahaha he's dead tired. because of the exhaustion...and the...ah fuck it.

!MOST OF YOU IDIOTS ARE THE REASON THE NATIONAL DEFENSE BILL IS GETTING ******! thank you and good day

I think someone should write up a "circle jerk on the declaration of independence" bill.

America: what are you gonna do with them?

the other day, my furious jacking caused a nosebleed.