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Sorry. Can't help myself here. Country. Dolly Parton. Nice voice. Big huge.........eyes. How on earth that pretty lady doesn't fall on her face I'll never know.

1) Death. 2) Suck cock. 3) Eat shit. Am I misreading this? Surely it's 3 choices. Errrrrrmmmm......I'd open box number 2 - I may be too old to live, but I'm too young to die. I really would - and I'm a straight guy! I may get very sick afterwards - but I'd LIVE.....and I'd have the...

I have 4 clocks in this room. One does the "Big Ben" chimes. None have been cleaned in ages. Big Ben still chimes - on every quarter hour. Is this why I am soooooooooooooo tired?

Oh yes, definitely. But she went all shy when I got the camera out. She's no stripper, but she just looks comfortable naked. Very pleasing to the eye. The idea of her getting gangbanged does not appeal at all. Odd thing is she took the camera off me and took photos of me! Am praying the pics...

Good point. How did ya manage to breathe through that? Some kind of snorkle? :rofl:

I think they're a) over priced b) over promoted c) you're unlikely to get a refund if the things are just plain rubbish. Use your imagination. If you can't do that pick up the phone and call someone who you know may "help your imagination". Works for me! :-D

Nope. Kind of fussy who I play "hide the sausage" with. If it don't look or smell right, leave it alone and make diplomatic excuses. Saying "I have to get home and walk the goldfish" leaves them sufficiently confused for a few minutes whilst you run away. Just pray that the car starts and you...

Oh yes you can! As in "mmmfff mmmmfffff mmmmffffffff MMMFFFF!!!!". Translation:- "Gerroff me face - I can't breathe!". Said that to GF once - pair of 38D's smothering me. Nice, but I do need oxygen sometimes. :thumbsup:

The "ooooo oooooo eeeee ooooo ooooo" gives me nose bleeds. Just watched the clip......I shall now spend the 6 months in therapy.

Hmmm. Had to think about this. Definitely "tits". But, I prefer the word "boobies". Tits always makes me think of those little winged fellahs that love nibbling my nuts. Peanuts you fools - feeding the birds!

Country and Rap. Definitely. Why? Well, Rap is just plain unpleasant, and my parents loved country music. I'm sure they should have been sent to jail for playing that stuff.....Slim Whitman...."When I'm calling yoooooo ooooo eeee ooooo oooo oooo"......aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrh! I still have...