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I can finally leave my house bwaha... j/k have you ever been caught looking at porn on you pda? I was on the transit yesterday when I realized there was a fairly attractive older woman, probably in her 40's, peering over my shoulder... Needless to say, I was very embarassed until she lightly...

'they you can get a lot of money for you sperm....I got a towel under my bed worth millions' lool

I'm a rated R Superstar!

Ava Devine

this was pretty funny... good stuff

7, nice photoshop work

Try looking at wack ass rappers like Young Jeezy.... This! is what's wrong with hip hop. Shit like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ite6FNbmSc Dude has young boys in his videos flashin desert eagles and aks and shit... yeah that's real cool.

Excuse me. He sold his soul? It was either go this route or be broke as fuck not being able to feed his family. I think even if he hadn't went the way of the rap game as he did, he would have been killed by now either way, probably sooner. A waste? You think he would have been a better man...

^ D12 was a rap group, not a gang. RIP. Coming from me, Proof was an amazing artist who talked his game up, and like most artist now-a-days wasn't as much of a "thug" as he led on to be.

I ride my mountain bike so that's pretty much it, aside from the scattered camping trips whcih are generally planned for mountain bikin... three summers ago I spent a week and a half camping and biking around Moab...

I didn't even know you could do that. interesting

very good counterfeit

I could care less. She seems way too fake for me... like head to toe fake...

fiction.

Funny.

you are beetle juice? hhahahaha

Thing is... is was overcast the day I really burned my head... So I didn't expect it... it wasn't even that sunny out, so I didn't think to bring a hat...

I shaved my head last week and I then went out in the sun for 4 hours the next day. Now my sunburned head is started to heal... and PEEL. I feel like an Audio Visual kid with psoriasis..... Flakes are getting all over my keyboard!

Turn off. I have had a MMF experience. But it was not Bisexual in any way... And I still feel dirty about it.

Ok I just realized I was posting consecutively so that's not cool. It will only let me show 5 images at once. If a mod has the ability to combine the last 12 posts, that is totally cool with me. Either way I'm just going to list the rest of the urls. Check em out if you want. Even steal...

...So let me share some of the avatars I made for another forum.

wait.... wasn't 11:17 that recent movie with patrick swayze?

Hotel Rwanda, see it. dope flick It's basically about how this rich dark skinned black man in Rwanda, (dark dark skin usually meant you were a Hutu.,... light skin more slender and taller black people were considered Tunsi(sp?) ), who runs a hotel and ends up sheltering over 1,000 Tunsi, who...

Oh she knew. She probably just didn't say anything...:1orglaugh The most obvious case is that one to me. But sometimes if I have alcohol in my system I can last forever, then I just get all tired and if I'm really wasted I'll fall asleep mid stride. One girl actually kept fucking me for a...

*feels dumb right now, so looks up "Seraphim".*

Re: Freeones Members only Fantasy Baseball League. draft over. if you missed it(and I know most of you did) you might want to check your rosters and make free agent changes if that's your thing. Once again I apologize for pushing back the draft a week, I hope that wasn't why most of you...

That is a lot of money for eating dog crap. So there is no way I would turn that down. That's some fear factor money I would definately be spending. As for the gay sex, well, that would just be something I would have to live with.hahaha

Bill O can eat a big steaming pile of penis. Sorry.

You mean it's not Americans?

Numero Cinco. #5 is still the best IMO. But if you were going to change it, go with #1 but make it look better as far as quality is concerned... Perhaps adjust the brightness and contrast... down on the brightness and up on the contrast.

Alright. Somebody understands.

Step one: Move to L.A. or some other densely populated city. Step two: Get lucky and talk to the right people by chance.

...while having sex with a lady? This may sound strange but I had to do this two nights ago. I was extremely drunk and having sex with this girl after a crazy St. Patrick's night at the bars and about an hour and a half into it I'm just thinking to myself..."wtf I want to come, but it's not...

I think what you're going for is.... if you jerk off earlier... before you have sex, you last longer. Cuz sometimes I make myself cum in less than a minute haha... it's all about my mood I think... same with sex, sometimes I'll be like ...done! and sometimes I end up getting bored 2 hours...

I know how you feel sort of. I have friends at work who know I'm rather smart when it comes to computers. They'll be asking me to come over and clean their pc, I'll be like "how about you come over and do my dishes and vaccum first" haha

I've seen rooms like that in Minnesota. That dope probably a bit better than what I seen though.

That almost makes me want to relapse. Fuck, I want to smoke pretty bad. :( but I won't.

I voted for all of them hahaha

That's one conspiracy most people wouldn't care about.