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Sex, I'd rather my girl fuck me than my right hand

Got up on stage and did his own dance, made $1000 that night, later took a stripper home to find out that she......

Steak & Chips Bagel or English muffin

Re: What you watching right now! That 70's show

House sold

bread I could go for some raisin bread right now actually

Yes well poked the head in. Been caught touching yourself?

When my sis listens to backstreetboys I actually don't mind it, ya whatever fuck you all they have good voices. In grade 9 I had a big zit and used to let my sis put cover up on it so my girlfriend wouldn't think it was gross.

thinks MJ is still alive

haha that is just awesome, First time my girl and I ever did anal, I was in her room she runs out of the bathroom and says, I just took a **** want to fuck me in the ass now?

All schools rip you off for books its a complete 100% mark up, One class I had to pay $120 for 1 book that I never used. Better start selling you body.

They have the right marketing sense **** = People eating tasty *******

hahahah to good!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't get what your wife gets out of this? But if you want to its your ass, Just lub the **** out of it. So apparently getting fucked in the ass isn't gay?

right on , The list above for me,

I've bought magazines, but with all the free stuff on the internet I don't see myself paying for it

agreed, not feeling the purple haired girl, Orange hair I'd give a go

Word is that versteeg signed with Chicago, wonder what they will do now

hahahah owned

Word on the street is Four teams to look for tonight in possible trades...San Jose and Chicago, Anaheim and Dallas Pronger Inks 7 Year Extension with Flyers

Thanks for the rep!!

Agreed:thumbsup:

Scorpion!!!!!!!!!!!,

Can you spot it?

That's one crazy pussy

Eats the core of apples

Killer wasps Peanut butter sandwich with Jelly or Honey

explosion

Re: What you watching right now! The Mentalist

Masturbated while driving home today.

Nope Hit a parked car and drove away?

Women are always good on there knees.

Jenna

Have you thought about dressing up or roll playing?

Most are scam artists I was in union train station in some guy was trying to tell me to cash his check for him and he would even be nice enough to walk me to the bank ya ok buddy. The worst is when they say hey buddy and you say no thanks they than put this flyer in your hand , I just ripped it...

Thinks the matrix is real

Better put a book there instead, I'm back to take this one home

Business

Never While having sex had to think about someone else to cum?

thinks a boner is a real bone

dam I love big tits on girls, The one girl suggested he get his tits done the owner of plasticboobies'rus replied....

Blue straight or curly fries?

wonder if she could handle this ***

Shower, pff what a waste of water haha everyday at least once depends on what I'm doing during the day if it require me to have more than one

When I lost mine the only thing that changed was I would eat fruit-loops after, Overall it brought us a lot closer together. Don't get me wrong though I couldn't want to do it again

Hawks sign abunch of players fuckkkkkkk yes http://twitter.com/TheFourthPeriod http://www.nhl.com/ice/page.htm?id=34751&navid=DL|NHL|Home heatley to bj? http://twitter.com/Eklund

o god, If I have **** they better not turn out like this

Re: *NEW* Britney Spears Bathtub Masturbation Video nah that ain't here, but whoever filmed that should invest in something better to film with.

agreed, I'm not a big fan of it either, most always look award after they have this big load all over there face as to ok... what now? Just swallow it.

A bit of a read but funny as hell