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Hey guys! I wanted to let you all know about a new venture I'm working on. I just launched a patreon https://www.patreon.com/thecarlotta This site is a bit different from my current paysite www.carlotta-champagne.com because it facilitates artists. On www.carlotta-champagne.com there is a huge...

Have you guys checked out the new zip yet?!

thank you guys <3 For the most part, the majority of you are awesome. darthtexan, you are right in that a lot of girls feel inadequate about themselves and get work done or feel the need to compete with other models. I hope I don't ever feel that need, but there is a constant pressure to fit a...

my god, some of you guys.... if you want a model to not think you are a super douche bag you probably shouldn't post things like "you were so much hotter 7 years ago"... come on! And don't worry, you might still want to fuck me, but I most certainly do not want to fuck you. The truth is I...

joes394... you think I looked hotter 7-8 years ago? Yeah, you probably looked a bit better back then too. Fuck off dude. I have a new zipset out which is why I came over here. So for those of you who still like me lol, check it out http://www.tinyzips.com/Carlotta-Champagne-Vintage-Vixen.html

Get that other woman off my thread and keep voting for me :P Once a day for the next week!!

Hey guys I'm just kinda checkin' out who is doing what with the freeones contest! Keep me in mind for Best Adult Model ;)

Hey guys, I hope you all vote for me in the miss free ones contest!! I could stand a few more votes ;) http://miss.freeones.com/best-adult-model/

Just a freebie ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWVLWkZcJiM

Something fun for you guys to see! This is sketch comedy my group and I created about a real experience I had a few months ago. I was modeling, and some guy totally dropped trous and started jerking it! Check out the video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qSBGDITSm4 5qSBGDITSm4 - - -...

I'm gonna let yall in on a secret... www.tinyzips.com

Happy 4th of July everyone! I thought you might enjoy this f**ked up video of a photographer trying to coerce me into doing porn by way of calling it art ;) #murica xoxo

hope you guys liked that video :)

Gotta share this with you guys! The unedited version is going up on my site too! www.carlotta-champagne.com

21, I turned 21! Dammit! lol.

Model Titania Lyn has gas.. ew.

Please check out this Amanda Bynes parody! I wrote some of the content and did editing ;)

My first nude experience on the internet m4o1RPNLOnU

SaraLiz and the Photoshop Fail! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4EUB8D03YU

Check out Titania's Lyn's boobies!

Check out Stephy's nipple tassel twirling! (make sure and watch the ending!)

You guys like those GIFS my webmaster has been making? Check out this youtube video I got inspired to put up. Ever seen a gal twirl nipple tassels on her butt cheeks?!

Playboy model burping contest

Hey guys, I recently started a sketch comedy group based around famewhoring and mocking the general modeling field. We are all professional nudie models and I hope you get a kick out of what we are doing. As we become more established the videos will get raunchier and more outrageous! Please...

Thank you! (something unedited of me so you can see my real waistline not photoshopped) I have always had a love hate relationship with my hips. I think they are big, but its better my weight goes there than in my gut! I think London Andrews probably has the best waist to hip ratio in the biz...

Re: Malloy Martini / Martin She is my webmaster :P She moved from in front of the lens to behind it.

Whoa, check out this video of her going crazy on a banana https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue0w-w-9p_g lmao!

I've been working on a new project, make sure and subscribe to our sketch comedy youtube channel! Here's the latest video..at the Dildo Factory! http://youtu.be/h-DWX8Hv--s

Hey everyone! Just figured I'd pop in, its been way too long! Go check out the new set on my site as I did all the lighting/editing and stuff myself. The only thing I didn't do was click the button, I made my roommate do it, lol. for the rest of the set and lots of other goodies come visit...

I also wonder whatever happened to Erica. She was very sweet and helpful when I first started modeling-she gave me a lot of good advice too. I'm sure if I saw her (even if she gained crazy amounts of weight or without a touch of makeup) I would recognize her immediately. Someone must know what...

Sorry to read you weren't thrilled with the zipset. My members have been really psyched over it and have had a lot of positive things to say. I think a lot of guys who aren't big fans keep expecting me to do full on hardcore so anything that isn't hardcore is a disappointment. Gotta take these...

Carlotta was a nickname as a kid, my aunt took it from an Anne Rice book. Years later in high school a friend wrote a comic strip and I got to be a character "Carlotta Mistress of Floggery"... to this day it just kinda stuck!

I wish I'd lost weight! It is just an older set. I have a backlog of sets which are still being put out on my site. I was probably a few pounds and a few years lighter :P

I feel like I've been absent for too long. How are you kids doing?

Soon... the fans are bugging the crap out of my webmaster for it, lol.

who??? how can you tell?

thanks cichoemny <3

awe, thank you! Should have some new stuff up soon :)

awe thank you <3 *waves from my part of the state*

awe, thank you <3

You never know! I am really focusing most of my energy on my site at the moment though, that's really the best place to see me these days :)

lol, I fucked up my last post trying to say "glad to have you guys" and on my awful stolen web connection I couldn't get back on last night to fix it. Ahh! Anyway again, glad to have you guys :) Sorry about the downloading stuff, but we definitely have problems with people stealing content when...

yay! Glad you have you guys <3

awe, thank you <3

lol, my toes are just fine~ Are you a foot fetishist?

haha, who??? you are too funny!

I'm a big fan although I thought last season was weak. Its too bad they couldn't keep John Lithgow around, that guy makes everything better :)

Hey guys! Nice to meet you all. I've been posting on my thread for a while, but just discovered the whole "official checked star member" thing. Anyway don't be strangers! I love talking with fans and am very involved in the whole nudie world :)

thanks! Glad to have made it official!

ok, officially not talking to you anymore.. Anyone who is saying I'm in my 30's is not my friend :P There is no reason to be a jerk about me pitching anything, you asked about the site.