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I have everyone of his books, his audio albums, his HBO specials, all of it in every way conceivable....he was my hero and my mentor in the twisted view he had of the world, a view which i can agree with and support......and now he's gone. The world of comedy just got a little darker for me now...

I dont know about the hottest, but i am half-tempted to put on a dress and some makeup just to get into the shoot!:rofl: Of course nobody will look at me and i cant blame them if you're in the shoot!:D

Janette Littledove, Samantha Strong, Ginger Lynn and am i allowed to say Tr**i LO**s? You know *wink wink* the very young girl who got into a lot of trouble back in 1986?

Being there for the birth of my son and my daughter, seeing them in my arms for the first time and realized that my life was changing second by second, nothing can compare to that and knowing that i have them everyday in my life instead of them being with my ex-wife (not saying that shes mean or...

It's official: I am in love/lust.....hubba hubba. Thanks for those.

Thank you so much, now i know who i am lusting over, also i said i am stupid remember? Well i checked the watermark and found her name soon after i posted.....duh, i will be ok once my medicine kicks in. LOL. Thanks again.

I really should know but i am drawing a blank, i grabbed this pic last week and just cannot remember her name. Please help, i am stupid this month. LOL Any and all help appreciated.

Maybe its just me, but i always thought porn was supposed to be a little bit, well...dirty to begin with. There are all those interracial niched titles, black, white, asian, etc....and we're supposed to be shocked when someone uses the word....in a porn no less. I'm not being racial or...

June 27th of this year my younger brother passed away from Stage 4 Lung Cancer, he got down to about 100lbs or so and went fighting and kicking and defiant till the end. All the while smiling, joking, and staying 1000% positive to the end. He was 36. I would hope that i go as bravely as he did...

Thanks a bunch, it has been a rough summer, i lost a good friend the first week of june to a heart attack at age 31 and then my brother at the end of the month....summer sucks.

I have a buddy whose wife refuses to install any internet capabilities on their new computer cause she doesnt want him to look at porn during the day while she works and the kids are in school.......amazing the hold pussy has for some people....maybe he likes being whipped and kept as her house...

Since this question could be taken very different ways and i feel like chatting and maybe being a smartass.....LOL.....raising my kids is WWWAAAAAAYYYYY better than ALL of the porn in the world...period. End of story. :D

No i have not, but my ex-wife asked me what i wanted for my 40th birthday next summer and i told her i wanted 2 girls (a threesome of sorts) or for her to watch all 6 Star Wars movies with me back to back...she hates the movies and hasnt seen them....she laughed and said she will HIRE 2 girls if...

I am a huge Maiden fan so i chose Seventh Son, i love all their stuff but that album gives me good memories of my little brother....that was one of the first cd's he bought when he got a cd player in 1988 and used to listen to it like it was going outta style. He passed away on June 27th of this...

Man i could spend hours on that site just reading all the cool stuff. I love it, thanks for that info.

All i ask is can i be referee? LOL. You dont even have to pay me for my time, i will gladly do the job for free!

I know how u feel man, girl i broke up with about 10 years ago came into my work around January of this year and i just felt like strangling her, i got all nervous and stuff and it was like i was going thru it all over again.....but then i showed her pix of my kids (something we talked about...

Oh damn, i would love to know myself, good find, first i have seen of this.

Even though shes not a "porn star" per se, i would gladyl do one with ARIA GIOVANNI ARIA GIOVANNI ARIA GIOVANNI...and if anyone didnt hear me....ARIA GIOVANNI! LOL.

Oh man, i just noticed this thread and clicked on the pics....dammit, now i gotta scrub my eyes with bleach and steel wool to get that image off of there.......and i was having a good day till now.....LOL.

How did they get the dog to sit still for so long wearing all those clothes? I woulda thought......oh wait......that's a girl?? Dont look like no girl i wanna get with......ewww. LOL

Well, Peter North by proxy......i tend to cum like he does......lots and lots and distance.....not bragging, just being honest....now where do i sign the contract at and is Aria Giovanni ready for me? LOL.

"when the bushes are small the house looks so much larger":rofl::rofl::rofl: I am there my friend, i am there! I love that line so much.:rofl::D

My ex-wife cheated on me in our marriage and it ruined everything, we are friends now and we have children together (i have custody of them not her) and we are the best of friends now though it took a while...my point? Bridges that are burnt can be rebuilt if both parties are willing, but the...

My ex-wife said that if i kept my pubes shaved, i could ask for and get a blowjob anytime that i wanted........so even to this day i keep it bald and beautiful....too much info? LOL

Long time ago, my early 20's, i was dating this girl and everytime we started to have sex or was in the middle of sex, this one buddy of mine would call and just wanna talk my head off.....that stopped one day when she grabbed the phone and said "Will you please call back later, he's fucking the...

The only way to do Watchmen the right way, in my opinion, is to have 3-2 hour movies a month on HBO or Showtime (for the content to be done right) for about 6 months.....release the shows just before the next batch of movies start the next month (to catch up on whats going on) and then have a...

I will agree with that, she has some photos of her where i go "damn, that doesnt look right" but then i look at her eyes and say "who cares, you are perfect babe.":1orglaugh

Translation as to why he wont be in Indiana Jones 4 : They wouldnt pay him the money he wanted in order to reprise the role.

Aria Giovanni, i can't help it dammit....I'm in love.....or obsessed, very thin line here. LOL

Om3ga! He seems to really have his act together amongst all of the insanity in this world, he's intelligent (read his posts sometimes, the man has his facts straight), wise, funny, and quirky....so he fits in nice here.

Damn, i remember her! She was hot back in the day, what happened to her?

Anything by Kevin Smith, Starship Troopers i love, not into Rocky Horror too much that's my ex-wife's favorite...but my all-time favorite cult movie is a little known Brian DePalma flick from 1974 called Phantom of the Paradise. I love the soundtrack, in fact i ordered it off of eBay recently...

You Sir are without a doubt a great man! Best of luck and come back soon as happy and healthy as you are now.....you are healthy right? Just kidding. My respect for you is boundless.

I like Family Guy, but i LOVE The Simpsons.....so Homer wins! Without a doubt.

Aria Giovanni! Without question!

Thanks, now i gotta scrub my eyes with bleach and steel wool just to get that image outta there.....

I am not an insane person in a normal world, i am a sane person in a crazy world.:D

I used to watch this show as a kid, i barely remember it now but i would love to see it again....hope it comes to dvd soon....no joke, i really would love to see it, i have a thing for cheesy tv shows from my past.

I can just see his promo for this..."Tonight folks, this girl right here is going to have sex with me and not just any kind of sex..no, this will be depraved kinky sh*t from a woman desperate to sleep with a 50 year old man who cant get it up with a crane. You will see oral action here in this...

In no particular order: Motorhead-Bastards. Testament-The Ritual. WASP-The Crimson Idol. Judas Priest-Turbo. Metallica-Load..hey, i really like the sound of this so :thumbsup:

I actually like Stallone, better than Van Damme or Seagal making direct-to-video crap over and over again...I saw Rocky Balboa last week, not bad, coulda been fleshed out a little more but i will take a bad Stallone movie over a crappy Van Damme/Seagal movie ANYDAY of the week.....My 2-cents.

Very interesting topic, lessee here..... Snake Plissken/Kurt Russell-Escape from New York. Rooster Cogburn/John Wayne-True Grit. John McClane/Bruce Willis-Die Hard. Indiana Jones/Harrison Ford-Raiders of the Lost Ark. Riddick/Vin Diesel-Chronicles of Riddick. Jack Walsh/Robert DeNiro-Midnight...

IF she is your only girl then i must prepare you.......little girls are weird! She can run circles around my son and i and i consider us to be pretty hyper and active. Pity my ex-wife though, i have a 9 year old stepdaughter, i have my daughter and my exwife has 2 girls with her new...

Coming from the father of a 5 year old social butterfly who can talk to anyone in a matter of seconds......i love them and will follow them, of course i have already decided that my little girl can date when i am dead and in the ground.:D Just kidding, no i'm not, yes i am.......hmm, time to...

$25,000 is not a lot of money to start a good business, but if i had the money i would open a Hooters restaurant in my town for one reason and one reason only: to piss off the churches. I know it sounds cruel, but in my town we have too many churches that poke their noses in everybody else's...

If i had the money, i would win the bid, jerk off onto the hair and mail it back to the crazy girl.....tell her theres more where that came from. LOL

Why cant they? I fed my kids, changed them, bathed them, played with them, hell i helped make them i might as well be there to help them grow and learn. I have one boy and one girl and the one thing i can teach him is to be respectable to women and mind his manners when around them. I admit...

Hey man if you can do it without going crazy then i have all the respect in the world for you cause i do it now. I have custody of both my kids, not my ex-wife and coordinating everything can be a pain, but its worth it to be with the kids all the time. When i was married my ex went to work and...

My ex-wife recommended Click to me and said it was funny, never been a big fan of Adam Sandler outside of SNL but i rented it and watched it. Not bad but when he started turning into an asshole on the end i got all misty-eyed and when he (hope i'm not spoiling it here) "died" on the end my...