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Hello, Miss L'th! Sorry to have been out of touch... :( My absence has been somewhat related to the next report, which will be posted tonight... hirsute bollocks be damned! :) xoxo, KK

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Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ So, guys - Rather than do the whole "quote, copy and paste" thank-you routine - which I think takes up a disproportionate amount of screen real estate for the payoff of you getting to re-read your own posts - how about this... Thanks to all of you who've...

It's better than getting an escort from AAA...they show up with a lug wrench. :1orglaugh

Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ As we get down to the wire in Round One of this year's event, I humbly present: The Kougar Report: MissFreeOnes, Day 14 Featuring b'day girl Got Gisele, Bella Bellini, Mariah Milano, Kimora Klein, Francesca Le and 100% fewer mentions of Roald's gonads. xoxo...

Bob, Miss Hybrid, and of course, Mr. Wallaby - I can't thank you enough for your kind words. Your support means the world to me, and comments such as yours are really much more gratifying than anything else in this contest. :) My love to all of you, xoxox, Karen

Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ Thank you for your continued support, Rodger! xoxox Thanks again for your vote Who!!! <muah!> Thanks, Alan! I enjoy doing them! <kiss!> THANK YOU, Bendare! I believe I may have missed you on previous acknowledgements...my apologies! And I'm sure I'm...

Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ Hey, all! First things first - the latest of installment of The Kougar Report - Weekend Edition is up: The Kougar Report: Miss Freeones, Day 13 It features Vanilla DeVille, Jane Burgess, Kortney Kane, Rebekah Dee and Bobbia CWH (and more!). :nanner: Now, to...

Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ Gahhh! I knew I missed some of ya! Thanks, darling! <muah! muah!> :) Thank you, Alan... It's nice that it's been noticed... :) And even tho' his mentions have been in another thread, I must give special thanks to Mr. Flying Wallaby for his extraordinary...

Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ Catching up...continued... Thanks, Bob! And thanks from "the girls"... :) Thank you, darling...you are *too* gorgeous... :bowdown: I appreciate it Vern... Lust, love and respect right back at'cha... :) Thanks, Larss - your continued support has not gone...

Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ Okie-doke...report encoded and posted...yay! The Kougar Report: Miss FreeOnes, Day 11 Featuring Vicky Vette, Sara Jay, Miss Hybrid, Kira Star, Housewife Kelly, and Lupe Fuentes. Plus Roald's balls, and my nekkid boobs! Enjoy, xoxo, KK

Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ Hey, Gang! The Kougar Report for this evening is still encoding. so I thought I'd take a moment to catch up a bit. I'm sorry that things have gotten a little backed-up with my replies to your posts and PMs/Mail...I've gotten your pose requests, and will be...

Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ Hey, fellas - the coffee isn't working, I'm going to have to turn in. Since I won't be around, I'll leave you with a pic or two... ;) I'll be taking (reasonable-lol) requests for poses and stuff to post, so step up, boys - what would ya like to see? :sex...

Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ Evening, gents. I'm gonna get a cup o' coffee so that I can hang out for a few minutes after posting this, but I just wanted to alert you to it while it was still fresh... Tonight's Kougar Report focuses on the tensions between Mariah Milano and Janessa...

Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ Hi, all! Today's Kougar Report has been posted, and it features Sophie Dee, Vanilla DeVille, Sunny Lane and Tegan Brady. You can find it here: The Kougar Report: Miss FreeOnes, Day 7 Just wanted to drop this on you, back with more in a bit. :) Love, Karen

Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ Much too wiped to do anything here but a quick note... This daily production schedule is going to take some getting used to... :( Sooooo, Day 5/Weekend Wrapup of The Kougar Report - free video is posted here: :nannerf2...

Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ Hey, guys - I'm crashing, so I'll have to respond to your posts :D and thank you individually for your votes :bowdown: when I wake up tomorrow...but I just wanted to let you know that I posted my coverage of Day 4 of the competition a few hours ago, which...

Howdy, Guys! I figured if I was going to post any fan signs at all during this Miss FreeOnes season, I would be out-of-line of the first one wasn't addressed to my first and most active fan here. Not necessarily my strongest pose...but I hope that Nullis enjoys this pic enough to forgive me...

Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ Okay, fellas - it's getting late here in New York, and I have to get some shut-eye...but I just wanted to check in and point you to my latest "Kougar Report" video to enjoy while it was still at all timely. It features Taylor Stevens, Daisy Rock, Miss Hybrid...

Hi, Naaimeester! No worries - and I am sort of flattered you chose to make this your first post. I knew that some guys would feel as you do when I chose to have the surgery - that's why I shot TONS of material with my "original equipment" before the upgrade. It'll be released in the coming...

Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2011 Round 1★ Hey guys! It seems that every time I settle in to post, this thread has grown by pages, and I need to catch up! Wow! I hope some of you remember me from last year's contest, and from my (somewhat meager) participation on the forum the past few months. If you're...

Re: missionary viewed from behind xoxo, Karen

Oily? :tongue: xoxo, Karen

Re: Big Pussy Lips Hey, lip lovers - how 'bout these? :) Let me know what you think.... xoxo, Karen

Re: Heels but no platforms Hmmm...do these qualify? :dunno: xoxox, Karen

Thank you, milanista. I'm told that Wales is very beautiful. :) I have to correct you, though: I'm not really a mom - I've never had kids. This may be why I'm told so often that I have an exceptionally tight pussy...even at 48 years old! :nanner: Here's a pic for you, as a new fan. I hope you...

Hey, Guys! It's me...I'm back... ;) What's been happening here at FreeOnes? Can someone bring me up-to-date? Any good gossip or stuff? xoxox, Karen

Hey, everyone! I have to make my time on FreeOnes kind of limited tonight... It's been another full day of shooting for a project you'll all soon see, and I'm still up to my hips in unanswered emails from this afternoon. :weeping: I really just wanted to stop by, say 'hi', and drop off a pic...

OMG - did the thread really just stall for an hour after that post? I hope it had nothing to do with people waiting to get my follow-up!!! LOL! :rofl: Anyway - there I was, posing in the shower. My husband was taking pics, and one of our business colleagues and friends was watching the shoot...

Thank you, Elwood! I LOVE getting feedback like that! I just assumed that most guys preferred the hardcore stuff...I'll be sure to post some new solo material for you when I get back on here tomorrow. :thumbsup: xoxox, Karen

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Hi, Elwood! it's a pleasure to meet you, as well... I'm thrilled that you like that photo! Please let me know if there's anything in particular you'd like to see me post... ;) xoxox, KK

Thank you, sweetheart! I aim to please... :)

I just posted this in the main Miss FreeOnes thread, but I don't know if you guys are following that one; and I thought you might enjoy the pic...if you've seen it already, please forgive me for the quasi-spam... :o xoxox, KK

Thank you, BBL!!! It's been a while! How have you been? :glugglug:

Thank you, sweetie! I've been told they feel very real, as well... ;) The opinion of the "all-natural" fans was very important to me, I'm really glad you like them! xoxo, KK

Thank you for the coverage and your vote, Mr. Wallaby. Your support means the world to me. The support of fans such as yourself is truly one of the things I enjoy most about working in this business...:thumbsup: xoxox, Karen

Okay, guys - I've been shooting all day, so I had to quickly sort through some recent pics to find an unpublished one to post for you tonight. This one was shot in Las Vegas earlier this month, in a very cool shower about the size of my first apartment. :D Even though I was at the house to...

Thank you for your vote, Master! I'm very grateful for everyone's support, since I didn't really participate here until the end of the show... xoxox, KK

Thank you, Vern! I'm just overwhelmed by how quickly this thread grows...I was just here last night, and there's hours of catching up to do! Forgive me if I'm missing posts that need responses...I really need to check in here more often... :( xoxox, KK

Hey, guys! I've gotta go to bed - but you've already bumped me up a couple of spots in the past couple of hours... Thanks!!!! Maybe by posting a showing you my pussy a bit I can keep your attention enough to vote for me some more while I sleep, and I can wake up to a higher position on this...

Re: MILFs / Mature Women Wow! What a thread! I know my name has come up here before; but in the down-to-the-wire, shameless self-promotion, Miss FreeOnes insanity...I thought it would be good to introduce myself again. I'm Karen. I'm a 47-year-old who has been professionally fucking on camera...

I agree with you 100%, Jane... :hatsoff:

LOL!!! Like "today's specials"? I was thinking of a broader kind of "hardcore" or "more pussy", but I suppose I could a arrange a "table d'hôte" of my finer dishes with a little preparation...let me see what I can do... :)

Hmm - well, that previous one against the red background was as new as they come, having been taken the day before yesterday (and not yet posted at my site)! How about another one from that set? I'll have some new photos later tonight or early tomorrow morning from my scene with Byron Long...

Thanks, sweetie! Now - what kind of pic would you guys like to see to pump up my votes a bit? Don't be shy...let me know... :)

Hi, guys! I know I'm super-late to this party, but just wanted to post this pic as a last minute effort to gain your support in the contest. If you're not familiar with my work, I'm a 47-year-old working in the (appropriately enough) MILF/Cougar genre. If you're into the whole...

Hey, FreeOnes guys! Once again, I've been away too long. But if you've been following my Twitter timeline, you know what a crazy time this has been for me. :eek: Anyway, I'm back on FO, and thought I'd post a new photo for all of you. It's the first time this one's been posted anywhere...

Thank you sweetie. I've always called myself "An oldie, but an newbie"... :1orglaugh

Hmmm...for me, I'm happiest with a little triangle. But it's kind of hard to shape just right, so I often wind up with a strip. On other girls, it varies with the individual...I think some girls look *great* with a little more bush.