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A little old man shuffled nto an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly “Crushed nuts”? "No” he replied “Arthritis”.

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself : Man: 'May I buy you a cocktail?' Maxine: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.' Man : 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?' Maxine: 'No, they spread.'

Robert Johnson Robin Trower Johnny Winter Stevie Ray Vaughan George Thorogood The Allman Brothers Band Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band Jimi Hendrix

my scanner, my CB radio making noise from around the world....Dj

Testament - The Legacy Testament - The Ballad Testament - Souls of Black Testament - Practice What You Preach Testament - Return to Serenity Testament - The Ritual White Lion - Radar Love L.A. Guns - Malaria L.A. Guns - Electric Gypsy L.A Guns - Crystal Eyes Faster Pussycat - House Of Pain...

Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products...

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have...

A GIFT OF PANTIES A young man wished to purchase a gift for his sweetheart's birthday, and after careful consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sweetheart’s younger sister, he went to a department store and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair...

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive....so, I took her to a gas station . . . . . . and that's how the fight started. ************************************************** I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Lite for $14.95. Instead, she...

Wife: "What are you doing?" Husband: "Nothing." Wife: "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour." Husband: "I was looking for the expiration date." ========== Wife: "Do you want dinner?" Husband: "Sure! What are my choices?" Wife: "Yes and no." ========== Wife...

too early in the morning to be thinking of anything accept for more sleep time...Dj

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