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    Can't go long enough

    So I've been with this amazing woman for about 6 months now, we've decided to move in together. We've talked at length about it, and although I haven't officially proposed, we share an understanding that we're going to get married in the not-too-distant future. She's a sweet girl. I love her to...
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    I think I am addicted to Anal.... Anyone else?

    Not into it, in porn or real life. Me and my girl have this pact that we will never stick anything in the other's ass. But as somebody else has mentioned, the OP probably has just become desensitized to "conventional" sex acts. Might want to stop watching porn for a while....... Or even try...
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    I got laid last night (warning: novel length)

    update: I got with the roommate. We started talking on myspace after things ended with crazy bitch. We've been together for about a month. Still haven't had sex yet but we've done all the other stuff (and she's REAL good at the other stuff). But I don't mind waiting, she's a cool chick and I...
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    Which animated female would you fuck?

    Kim Possible. But you have to watch out for the titties, she could poke your eye out with those things. :D
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    Fetishes

    Re: whats your fetish? I like freckles and moles on a girl's body, especially on the chest and back. Not covered in freckles, just a few in strategically placed locations.
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    favorite metal bands

    Opeth Dark Tranquillity Scar Symmetry Zao Strapping Young Lad Fear Factory Meshuggah Dillinger Escape Plan Between the Buried and Me Isis Mastodon Pelican Death Cynic Obituary Suffocation Behemoth Bolt Thrower Sepultura At the Gates Callenish Circle Arcane Order The Ocean plenty more too
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    I got laid last night (warning: novel length)

    :rofl: Dang, dude, don't have a cow. It has nothing to do with a lack of confidence. It has to do with the fact that I've only known her less than 2 weeks and she's already getting on my nerves. She's constantly calling me like 5, 6 times a night when I'm at work and she's always trying to play...
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    I got laid last night (warning: novel length)

    Yeah, we've gotten together a couple more times in the last week. She called for me at work (I work at night) and asked for her "boyfriend" which had me pretty freaked out. :eek: She came over for a few minutes too, which was cool because everybody was like "Damn, dude she's hot!" But she...
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    Your top 25 metal albums of alltime?

    1. Metallica - And Justice For All 2. Iron Maiden - Powerslave 3. At the Gates - Slaughter of the Soul 4. Carcass - Heartwork 5. Atheist - Unquestionable Presence 6. Dark Tranquillity - Character 7. Cynic - Focus 8. In Flames - Whoracle 9. Metallica- Master of Puppets 10. Slayer- Seasons in the...
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    What's your size?

    I won't. I'll be honest.......who cares? It's not like it matters if some random anonymous dood on the internet knows that I have a smaller-than-average wang. Just give me a minute to find a ruler and........you know.........I'm not so young anymore, this could take a minute......... BRB...
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    I got laid last night (warning: novel length)

    Like I said, things are a little fuzzy, and I'm afraid it was pretty ordinary. I went down on her first. Like I said, I don't have a lot of moves, but that used to get my ex really fired up. Didn't seem like she was really into it at first but I guess she got over that......So I spent a couple...
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    Have you ever killed an animal?

    I'm from Mississippi so I grew up hunting with my dad. Haven't been in about 15 years though. Decided it was not for me. I only ever killed one thing and that was a deer. I felt awful about it too. I'm not morally against hunting, I'm just too squeamish for it. I've been fishing a lot. This...
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    I got laid last night (warning: novel length)

    First off, long time reader, I almost never post but you could say I frequent the forum. Anyway so you're probably thinking "Who the hell is this guy and why should I care if he got laid?" Well, you're probably right, but what the hell. This is the first time I've had sex in 8 years and I want...
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    Franchezca Valentina - AKA: Austin, Ezca, Francesca, Francesca Valentina, Franchesca (FTV), Franchezca, Franchezsca

    OH MY GOD!!!!!!! I've been looking all over the internet for weeks trying to find some stuff on this chick. See there's this girl at my job that I'm kinda sorta in love with but she won't give me the time of day. And Miss Franchezca here is a dead ringer for her. This is the best thing I've...
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