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Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking The funny thing is there was nothing remotely sexy about the situation at the time. Truth be told, it was just plain awkward. You never really know how you're going to react to a situation until you're in it.

I'm in need of some advice. I've been seeing this girl since just before Christmas. She's my first real girlfriend, despite the fact that I'm a few years into my 20s. We've been getting on really well. We haven't had sex yet or anything, but that doesn't bother me in the slightest as I'd rather...

If Courtney Cummz offered to give me a handjob, my pants would be down faster than a cheetah on ecstacy. It'd be great if maybe Jenna Jameson and Ashton Moore hung around to watch too.

I recognised your name. Generally I prefer girls in their 20s but I do remember jerking off to a set of pictorials with you in them all right. You were giving a blowjob and had cum all over your face. Do you do oral sex/cumshots often or are you more into softcore stuff cos I love beating off to...

:confused: I know I've seen a thread about writing your own porn script here somewhere but I can't seem to find it again. Anyone know where it might be?

Hang on a sec, Vicky. What are these 'live shows' you're talking about? Are we talking about some kind of public wankathon or something? How the hell does it work? :confused:

The only thing you should be sorry for is making me cum in my pants a moment ago! ;)

Re: Mariah Milano needs your votes guys! :) I haven't been able to vote unfortunately. I think there's something wrong with my browser. I'll be honest with you - I'd never actually heard of you before. But if I can get it working, I will vote for you. I checked out your site and some of your...

Now this is what I call a porn movie! Swank Extreme consists of five scenes featuring everything from fellatio to anal sex to double penetration. The first scene starts off with a hot blonde babe (I can't find a cast list but the title should be easy to find if you just google it) dancing...

I'm just wondering how other members feel about Crissy Moran's sudden conversion to evangelical Christianity last year. Does anyone else feel it's like she's gone from one extreme (porn) to the other (religious fundamentalism)? Girl certainly doesn't believe in the philosophy of "All things in...

Having never viewed a 'Relish' movie before and being less than au fait with British porn, I wasn't sure want to expect when I bought this movie. And I must say, I was quite pleased with what I saw. The first scene depicts some famous footballer (in the story) who rings an ****** service and...

Some toon porn is quite arousing, but some of it is just weird. When they start using characters like The Simpsons, etc, then it's just wrong. Some of the cartoons also depict ******* and younger characters and I think this is just totally wrong, because it comes way too close to being like its...

If she doesn't want to suck you off, then that's her choice and you must accept it. It's not like she's ******* you to perform oral sex on her. If she was - if she absolutely insisted that you gave it to her - then you'd have a case. But it isn't like that at all, is it? So if you want to give...

Ashton Moore, Simony Diamond and Victoria Swinger. All 3 at the same time. I can just see them now, gazing up as I spray my load over them.

Technically, they shouldn't be having sex out in the open in the first place. So they're the ones breaking the law, not you. Carry on watching. Enjoy yourself.

Porn: Bree Olson Rita Faltayano (I think I spelt it right) Kinzie Kenner Any hot blonde porno actress dressed as a nurse Non-Porn: Jennifer Lopez Angelina Jolie

1. Anal Sex - I just don't get how anyone can find it sexy. It looks painful to me. 2. Fisting - Absolutely gross. 3. Interracial scenes - I'm no racist, but most of the time it just doesn't work for me. 4. Bondage/S&M - kinda freaks me out. 5. When the girls open up their vaginas too...

Of course the British people should not be ****** to integrate against their wishes, but if they are unprepared to commit themselves fully to Europe, then Britain should perhaps consider leaving the EU altogether.

Re: Most Embarresing Masturbation Story :bowdown: Surely you must have realised by now, no one who posts on this site has ever masturbated. It is against our way of life.

The problem with Britain is that it's a nation of Euro-sceptics. Now I have nothing whatsoever against Britain or its people, but they'd really want to cop on and stop trying at every turn to impede the development of an integrated European Union. There's no need to be suspicious of Europe...

I generally cum more than the amount in the red. It all depends on how often you cum. The longer you go without cumming, the greater the amount there will be. Maybe you should jack it or have sex less often, or try lasting longer when you do. :1orglaugh

No. Turkey is part of the Middle East. The EU is a union of European states. Its values are secular, European values. Turkey is culturally more closely linked to other Middle Eastern nations. Only western Turkey is Europeanized.

When I was a ***, I used to have a thing for the first Pink Power Ranger - Kimberley I think her name was.:kiss:

During the exam or interview would be a lot funnier

Re: Victoria Swinger! :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel: Hello Victoria Swinger. I only recently found out who you were. I used to look at photos of you but never knew about you until I joined freeones.

:rubbel: :rubbel: :rubbel: Thanks for the links. I'll not be going down in a hurry so.

In High Society magazine, they always have a section devoted to girls being fucked by dildo-machines. It's not sexy, just disturbing.

Getting yanked off by a hottie is a bit kinkier than regular sex.

Lucy Pinder does vids? Well, she'll certainly never do porn.

No. Pretty certain it ain't Lucy Pinder.

They say masturbation relieves stress, so I'm thinking the best time to jack off is during an exam, job interview or at moments of extreme ******, i.e. when being confronted by a man-eating lion.

Wow. That's really...****! What happened then? How did you resolve the situation? Oh yeah, and Nikki Nova is hot.

Samanthe Fox and Courtney Cox

I hide mine in folders with some of my college notes. The folders are stored in a drawer under the bed, heavily packed to restrict access

Dump the DVD cases and store the DVDs in a sealed folder or something alongside other, non porn-related material. That way you can easily take the discs to college with you. The magazines will have to go. Just throw them away in a dumpster or something or give em to some mates.

When I was 12, this *** in my class brought in a pack of pornographic playing cards featuring nude women. That was the first time I ever viewed porn. Later, when I was in my teens, I'd watch or record softcore programmes whenever they were on TV. I didn't work up the nerve to buy so much as a...

Re: Can you name 10 girls you'd like to fuck this very instant? Problem with you Vicky is that you're too hot to fuck. I imagine that if I was ever in a position to bone you, I'd have cum in, like, three or four seconds. Whenever I wank over your pictures (and I'm embarassed to admit that I do...

Re: Sticky Vicky Movies - What ones are there? Porn nickname for Vicky Vette

Sticky Vicky is hotter, has three sexy porn names and is Scandinavian. She wins hands down.

Sticky Vicky Movies - What ones are there? Can anyone tell me what porn movies are out there featuring Sticky Vicky in a leading role? I've seen lots of photos of her over the years but never watched any of her movies. Please no obscure titles. My local adult store has a relatively limited...

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I used to always get hard while traveling on public transport. I don't know why. The worst time was when I was 16. I was being driven to a music lesson and sitting in the back seat of the car. We drove past a sex shop with an elaborate shopfront display. Up pops my boner and within seconds I'm...

Censorship, while necessary in certain instances, must primarily be regarded as a threat to freedom of expression. In Ireland years ago, stringent censorship resulted in an almost total lack of such freedom in many key areas. On the whole, I feel that censorship of extreme ******** is OK, though...

Such a relationship can't last. If they married, she'd probably die years in advance of him. And he'd have to sacrifice any plans of having **** in order to be with her.

I think the way forward for porn is to forget about trying to be more and more explicit and concentrate more on storyline. Porn producers should be able to excite their audience through more than just the sex scenes. Detailed, intensely erotic storylines, pornified versions of real and fantasy...

For me also it's the allure of being able to speak openly and frankly about sex and related matters in a relatively private yet public sphere. It's very liberating.

Re: Naughty Allie - Pics Why the heck is she eating a spoonful of man-juice? I thought milk was supposed to go with Corn Flakes. Porn Flakes, more like!

Obviously, I never fucked a pornstar. I did meet one once, though. I was on holiday in California and there was some sort of porn convention going on. I wasn't attending it or anything, but on my way past the building where it was taking place I saw Charmane Star walking out. She was hardly...

I've never joined a paysite myself. I think I just get a bit weary when they start asking for credit card details and email addresses. I'd rather surf for the free stuff. It's generally just as good and there's plenty of it. To be honest, despite the easy availabity of Internet pornography, I...

You should dress up in sexy lace lingerie, watch a spot of porn together, then talk at length about how much you love his cock, how much you need it and want to suck it dry, then you should let him stimulate your genitals without letting you anywhere near his cock. When you're really, really...