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  1. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Average Intelligence

    Generally when people think of "average" they think of something unexceptional, but also not something inferior or inadequate. They think of some kind of middle ground. Which raise the question: Do you think "average intelligence" is actually anywhere near a "middle ground"? An average, after...
  2. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    The Most Important Question Ever Asked On This Board. EVER.

    How on Earth did HehehehehehehehehehahaHyena get that username? Has the length of usernames been drastically shortened sometime between October 2011 and now, or perhaps can you have longer names if you get Petra to change yours? Because that's 27 characters. If I head to the registration form...
  3. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    An Etiquette Question... #6

    In a departure from my ongoing series meant to discuss social expectations, conduct and morality I'm going to take a bit of a departure with the sixth installment. This time I'm not going to pose a hypothetical situation and simply ask a question... Everyone knows that most people behave...
  4. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Those Guys You ****...

    So out of curiosity, what is your least favorite standard video game enemy? And why? For me, it's probably rats. They show up in pretty much every RPG, and they're just... boring. It's also hardly "epic" when you get a quest to **** a type of enemy that, logically, a twelve year old could...
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    An Etiquette Question... #5

    You have an old friend that you've been close to for many years. You've spent a lot of time together. You enjoy each others company. Your old friend introduces you to their significant other and the two of you get along quite well, and eventually become friends too. You like them both...
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    An Etiquette Question... #4

    So, you're in bed with that special someone. You know... that person that makes your toes curl. Things are well beyond the point of getting hot and heavy, and well into the point of getting moist and mushy. You're knocking around down yonder, providing a little oral stimulation when suddenly...
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    An Etiquette Question... #3

    You're at a party. You, a friend, and some strangers are playing cards. Your friend is doing spectacularly well, everyone else at the table is steadily losing their shirt. As the game progresses you notice that your friend is cheating. You call them aside and confront them with what you know...
  8. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Today is Canadian Thanksgiving!

    As is traditional among my Canuckian brethren I'd like to take this opportunity to give thanks for both **** and turkey. I know you Americans here have your own ways of celebrating your version of this blessed holiday which involves turkey-themed parades and, for some strange reason, the...
  9. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    A Naked Haunted House...

    Well, if you're planning on being in Pennsylvania, the Shocktoberfest "Scream Park" is going to be hosting a haunted house... where you get to enjoy it au naturel. Called "The Naked and Scared Challenge", you'll have to sign a disclaimer and they warn that "No sexual misconduct, inappropriate or...
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    The Ol' Controversial Sub-forum...

    Politics was walled off into it's own sub-forum, away from the rest of the Talk Section because it was controversial and often ended in needless trolling. Religion followed it. So... since the goal seems to be to stuff all of the hot button garbage into one conveniently ignored sub-forum, why...
  11. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Urinal Games

    Play video games while you ***, control it with your stream... ... this. is. genius.
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    An Etiquette Question... #2

    You're in line at the coffee shop, planning to pick up your favorite caffeinated beverage. There's a couple of guys ahead of you who make a blatantly racist comment and laugh about it. They aren't too subtle about it, and you easily overhear. Glancing around you see that the person directly...
  13. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    An Etiquette Question...

    You're at a restaurant. You're sitting down to a nice meal. You're happily eating away. Suddenly you find a hair in your dish. How do you react? Do you set it aside and continue eating? Yell at your waitress? ***** your meal back up? Ask to see the manager and demand your meal be free? Put the...
  14. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    AM/PM v 24hr

    Any chance of getting the option at some point to display time as am/pm as opposed to the current 24 hour clock we have now? I mean, it's not a huge priority (obviously) but damn I **** 24 hour clocks. It's a pet peeve, and I'm sure I'm not the only one who prefers am/pm. :dunno: Oh, and if...
  15. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Which is the Manliest Tool?

    The Eternal Question... which is manliest: A ****** fuckin' jackhammer, or a badass chainsaw? V. ... which is manliest!? I know it's gonna be controversial, but Imma go with chainsaw. You don't hear millions of people going on about the Texas Jackhammer Massacre, now do you? Ash didn't...
  16. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    The Pill *****

    Apparently the birth control pill, specifically "Yaz" is being linked to deaths due to ***** issues including clotting. ABC CBC, by way of Yahoo Well dirk, looks like you're gonna have to stop taking those pills and switch to rubbers... :dunno:
  17. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Personal Store Gifting

    Since FreeOnes now has Personal Stores for the models, why not add the ability to send galleries and videos as gifts to other members? That way if, say, someone is helpful to you on the forum, or makes a particularly good post, you could buy them something from one of the model's personal stores...
  18. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Dynamic Banner Addition

    Not sure if "dynamic banner" is what you all call it. I'm referring to the dynamic field that pops up just under the thread title when a thread is created with a model's name in it which has links to their official website, babe section, free videos, mobile section, RSS feed, etc.. I was just...
  19. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Creepiest Stalker On the Internet? Facebook.

    Seriously Facebook, what the fuck is wrong with you!? :cussing: I have basically zero interest in social media. Not Facebook, not Twitter, not any of that stuff. A while back though I had a friend ask me to sign up for Facebook because they wanted to play some games. So I figured sure, what the...
  20. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    So, has anyone ever noticed...

    ... that banana bread smells vaguely like semen? Yes? No? Maybe? Should I perhaps be worrying about what's going on at the local bakery?
  21. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Dicks on Mars?

    How did Roald not have a breaking news for this? http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/04/24/nasa_penis_mars/
  22. HappyHapyJoyJoy

    Never Tried It, Reject It On Principle

    Here's a question, is there anything you absolutely refuse to try because the very idea of it fills you with unwholesome dread? I'm not talking sex here, but important stuff like food, or activities, or genres of entertainment. Like, for one I refuse to try carrot cake. I mean, really? Fucking...
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