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    Damages for slaves

    How clever is a politician who can convince people who never owned slaves that they should pay reparations to people who have never been slaves?
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    Liberals think the Statue of Liberty is racist

    Are they right?
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    A serious question (parody)

    Would you be ready to kill your best friend if he / she asked you for such a favor? I got the idea for this question from this book! (wtf)
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    A serious question

    Have you ever been sexually harassed by an animal? I have experienced such a thing and it was awful. >:/
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    Political kisses

    Did Brezhnev kiss Nixon when he made state visits to the United States in 1973?
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    World Mental Health Day

    Tomorrow, October 10, is World Mental Health Day. Its purpose is that we think of the countless relatives-and why not also those people we don't know- who have been taken to mental hospitals. If we don't think about them, no one else will, because a person who is mentally ill is often also a...
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    Happened on April 26, 1890

    A strange creature was flying in the sky and a group of men decided to shoot it down. They didn't realize what it could be. It was later discovered that the creature was a Pterosaur. The place where this incident happened was Arizona. I myself have seen a similar flying creature a while...
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    A night in a department store

    What would you do and what would you eat if you could spend the night in a big department store without anyone noticing?
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    Happened 4,500 million years ago

    There were only creatures that lived in the sea and around this time one of them decided to come ashore. Millions of years later, humans evolved from these same sea creatures. Point of the story: People are essentially water people and the proof of that is that, for example, I can stay under...
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    A statue of President Thomas Jefferson was removed from City Hall

    Things that bother liberals need to be removed and the next target is perhaps the Statue of Liberty. https://nypost.com/2021/11/22/thomas-jefferson-statue-leaves-city-hall-after-187-years/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow
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    British politician Sir Amess Davis has been stabbed to death in the church

    He was a friendly person who wanted to help all the refugees, so it is tragic that he was the target of a terrorist-attack.
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    A nightmare for every wannabe plumber

    I once did a plumbing repair at a friend's house and the result was even worse than this. The moral of the story: Always ask a professional to come when a pipe failure occurs! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP30okjpCko
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    Happened July 18. 1969

    Senator Ted Kennedy deliberately drove his car into the sea. Victims: One 1967 Oldsmobile Delmont 88 was badly damaged, a secretary named Mary Jo Kopechne died and Ted Kennedy's presidency dreams shattered. Where this happened: Chappaquiddick Island Why this happened: Many theories...
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    French teenage girl vs. Islamists

    In 2020, a young French girl named Mila published a Tik Tok-message which criticizing Islam and since then she has had to be under police protection. Mila was 16 yo. when she wrote that message and for the rest of her life she will have to live in hiding...
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    Happened 100-years ago

    The Chinese Communist Party was founded. That system may be suitable for developing countries, but hardly for Western countries. I was working in the port in the 90s and some Chinese sailor gave me a Small Red Book written by Chairman Mao Tse Tung. I couldn’t read it because the text was...
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    Would you recognize Jesus if he came back?

    The people who lived in his time were short (5'-5.5' inch / 155-165 cm). But very probably Jesus was a tall person and also slender so he stood out from the crowd. In most of the painted pictures he has long hair and a beard. He often also had a shepherd's stick in his hand.
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    Women and tractors

    Today, women often do the mechanical work in rural areas. Without their input, we, the townspeople, would not get bread and potatoes on the table and also the making of liquor would not be possible without grain!
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    Whose ass you would most like to sniff? (parody)

    My candidate is Valentina Nappi.
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    LGBT community = rape community

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    Corona porn

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    A new fashion craze: carry your friends

    I wouldn’t carry any women because my back could get sore! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXh11EiMTZc&feature=youtu.be
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    Several Chinese men are not able to have sex

    One reason for this is that there are far more men than women and foreign women do not date Chinese men if they are not rich. What would solve their problem? Answer: Chinese men must make a discrimination complaint!
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    A serious question

    What do you think when you see people with a big body? Big body: A person who is tall and heavy
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    Is it possible for a mom of the family to browse the web in peace?

    Answer: Yes, but it requires some preparation.
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    Democ-rats

    "A vote for a Democrat is a vote for fascism." Mike Keegan, Port Angeles
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    This guy has a relationship problem

    If you want your relationship to be indisputable then be sure to wash your butt. :dunno: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/b4ls66/how_do_i_tell_my_girlfriend_her_ass_smells/
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    The Iranians want revenge

    The camel driver Ahmad Hamzeh who is an Iranian mp promised to pay $ 3 million to someone who assassinates the US president. https://www.euronews.com/2020/01/21/iran-mp-offers-three-million-dollar-bounty-to-whoever-kills-trump
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    Hot holes

    If you ever travel to Iceland you must experience this experience: (The volcano keeps these water sources warm even in winter)
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    The biggest event in TV history

    38-years ago, a new kind of TV series started and it revolutionized everything. TV shows require the cooperation of many people, but in the end it all depends on the person who plays the main role. Only one man could take on this challenge and this man was actor David Hasselhoff. (Knight...
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    Lisa Marie Presley

    Is she too old for a porn career?
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    Winter erotica (parody)

    There is a saying in Finland that if you can't stand the cold then stay at home. The clothes are for the sissy people.
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    A woman shot her husband because he watched porn

    If watching porn is a legitimate reason for murder then almost all men will be shot. Very sad case. (Patrica Ann Hill & Frank Hill) https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/porn-woman-shoots-husband-arkansas-murder-trial-pine-bluff-a8882761.html
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    Jehovah's Witnesses

    If you feel outside join the Jehovah's Witnesses and find a new direction in your life. They will take care of you and they will be your friends who will not disappoint you and who will never leave you. Amen
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    World Mental Health Day 2019 (parody)

    Every year, on October 10, a Mental Health Day is celebrated and then it's time to remember those family members and relatives which are closed in basements, cabinets and mental hospitals.
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    UK bit**es

    Do they have better equipments (curves) than women from other countries? (Terry Jane)
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    Bands that never became famous but were successful in their home region

    When four middle-aged fat men from Wisconsin put masks on their faces and start performing mediocre heavy-metal music something is really wrong. Maybe their parents didn't let them out when they were young. :dunno: (Masked Intruder)
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    False prophets

    It's sad when a man who is fat and very rich and who is one of the privileged members of the elite thinks he's a leftist. Someone could say - for good reason - that he represents all liberals. (Movie producer / capitalist / enemy of the people Michael Moore)
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    The Canadian Prime Minister caused a scandal

    People often say that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is a yellow belly and that is certainly true, but he's also a hardcore racist and the closet Nazi who paints his face as soon as the press is absent. (Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau)...
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    Mooning

    This happened about ten years ago: I was driving on the highway towards Helsinki and there was a van in front of me. The van had large rear windows and they covered by curtains. The journey continued for a while and then the van driver showed the turn sign to the right. At the same time as...
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    Older people who trying to hang out with youngsters :/

    Do you have anything n-e-g-a-t-i-v-e to say about them?
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    Remove background from image-tool

    Often the background of the image supports the subject, but not always and then you need this tool: https://www.remove.bg/ (Valentina Nappi)
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    Conservative politicians are needed

    1. When the politicians only think about the well-being of the inhabitants of other countries 2. When people graduate from school but can't read or write 3. When judges give such judgments that criminals do not end up in prison 4. When it is easier to live on social benefits than to go to...
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    Chicks with dicks

    Posie Parker is a homo-woman and activist who doesn't want men who are masquerading as women to come to lady's dressing rooms and toilets because they are not real woman. #GuysWithTits
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    Moses

    He was a very interesting character. The man who led the people to the Promised Land and is the only one who met God. Amen
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    Jesus vs. Allah

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    Happened 40-years ago: gas lines

    In 1979, a new oil crisis struck western countries and motorists had to sit for hours in their cars if they wanted to buy gas. If somebody thought it was more sensible to order a taxi and use it to travel to work it may not have been a good idea because most taxis couldn't get started because...
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