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Please help me find my future wife! :lovecoupl A protester carried a crate of Molotov cocktails yesterday near Manama, the capital of Bahrain. (Hasan Jamali/Associated Press)

Jews, Blacks and Mexicans also watch porn. (And I should know, I'm all three.)

I'm away a lot and I have trouble keeping track of who is whose nemesis on the board. Could people please post the current rivalries here.

So I was watching an episode of my favorite youtube show when I saw this beauty. I instantly wanted one. Then I was talking to a friend who was looking for a new home defense system and I said I thought the AA-12 would make a great addition to her toolkit, but her husband said they are...

If ya don't believe me, follow the like to the NRA-ILA website. http://www.nraila.org/legislation/federal-legislation/2011/10/internet-rumors-about-cerberus,-freedom.aspx?s=cerberus&st=&ps= This took me literally less than a minute to find.

This is actually kind of interesting because depending on who you talk to you can get wildly different answers.

I'm still kind of on the fence with this one. Let me know what you'd do and please be as specific as possible.

I knocked out the bus in 7th grade, (Wendy W________ with the big old _____teses may or may not have known.) The train on a cross-country trip years later out of necessity and several times in Europe because it seemed the thing to do. The plane, however, was probably the best, a largely empty...

if the condemned waived their right against cruel and unusual for a one and only chance to win their freedom?

For me it's 7500 miles to Sydney, Australia only to find out when I got there she was 300lbs heavier than the pic, and had to be at least 70 years old (which was a good 57 years older than her profile implied.) First and last time I used Facebook.

No poll because there's no way I can possibly predict all the depravities the people who frequent this gomorrah of a forum are into. Nevertheless, here is you opportunity to list them. For me, it has to be morning sex, her on her belly, me on top and not having to do much work or make it...

Sorry. This never gets old.

This actually happened to me once with the corner ho, Monique when I gave her a ride in my Cadillac at her request. She's sitting in the passenger seat, eating a roast beef sandwich with food falling out of her mouth telling me she loves dick and needs money because she's hungry. If she hadn't...

a stone-cold baby killer with the credentials to prove it. He said essentially, "even though I abhor nearly everything this man stands for and and will do my utmost to tear him down in the public forum, it doesn't make him a bad person." [Paraphrase] ****** the position, not the person...

It's gotten so you can't even get a swastika tattooed to your neck, a well know ancient symbol of good, without people getting upset!!! Are we living in America or **** Germany fer chrissake???

Give my sweet semen equal rights? Hell fucking yes. I've been waiting for a law like this for years. http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/news/regions/americas/united-states/senator-says-life-begins-at-ejaculation

Not as like a gay thing, but just to say you had.

Just listen to the video. Guaranteed to lift your spirits. IDh1dtqx97E

While Kirk is arguably the more influential, there is a simple goodness to Steve McGarrett. That plus the hair tips the scales for me towards McGarrett.

I have a hard time with this one.

First of all, that had to be one big motherfucking dumpster! Second, some guy had to count all those fetuses. I know it's a tough economy, but what a job! I hope at least she wore gloves.

I know I've been guilty of this. How about you?

Now's your chance to get in on this coming breakthrough. Post your ideas for where this orifice should be located and what it should be called.

What's your go-to weapon? I love the stapler for its ****** factor, but as anyone who's taken a few to the face will know, it's largely superficial wound-wise and has no stopping power, so ultimately the old-school metal wastepaper basket is going to be my first choice. Effective as both a...

State you answer and reason.

Post you favorite stories here of getting pumped.

Post recipes here: Ike's Famous Bug Juice 1 quart Coolaid 1 quart Gin 1 quart Wood ******* 1 jigger Formaldehyde ***** quickly!

Every had it? I did once and it was no joke!

Now's your chance to vent! :angels:

Which job would you choose?

what would your first act be? (I'd make bacon pizza the National Food.)

Or even not *****. Just whipped it out for the sheer hell of it. Because it needed to be done, or just seemed like the right thing at the right moment. Ever whipped it out randomly and gotten a good response? Or certain you were going to get a good reaction and were shocked to be chastised...

Probably my current favorite food. I'm going to be going on the road soon, so if anyone has any recommendations... (Please post pics if you got 'em!)

Be honest— this is for science. Vaginal or Anal: The Quiz Vaginal or Anal: Movies Anal vs. Vaginal vs. Oral vs. Other???

Now you can finally vote! Human Beaver A Big Beaver Shaving the Beaver

I really like it and was hoping there was a thread.

No doubt many have considered it. Now the answer can finally be known.

A simple question.

This has been bothering me now for a while.

post pics hear

And if so, does it motivate you to watch even more porn?

Seriously. Some years ago a university published guidelines recommending a young gentleman (or lady, it being college after all,) should ask permission at each stage. "May I put my hand on you luscious rack?" "May I put my hand in your hot, sweet pussy?" "May I put my wiener in your lovely...

The poll is anonymous, so you can be honest.

If a woman doesn't show full vagina, I won't masturbate to her. Call me old fashioned. What about you?

Now's your chance to vote!

Still think Iran is going to blockade it? If you do, you've either never heard the term realpolitik or assume they are crazy or stupid. Based on the current success of their policies however (and regardless of how at odds they are with our values and agenda) I have a hard time believing they...

For me it has to be "dumbness". In the female, because it is a kind of torso-mouth that cannot speak, and in the male, because of all the dumb-**** things it leads one to do in pursuit of the female.

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I was going to google it but with the new NDAA act I'm a little wary. Still, the board is nothing if not small arms literate, so post links if you have any info.

Read it an weep folks— the fattest nation on earth is not eating enough twinkies. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204257504577154402317896574.html