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...as the autumn sky. This sentence sold me millions of copies. They call me the Poet King.

I gots to know

I post in a thread but it doesn't show up. It shows that i made the last post though. What's the dealio?!

i'm smitten

It's just hanging there in the sky, taunting you. Sometimes I wish I could reach into the sky and grab it. Give it a little tongue kiss. Maybe butt fuck it. Or maybe some people prefer the moon because it looks like it's made of cheese and has a face. I'd be pretty nice to make sweet love to...

I like gum. I have a lot of it. :) Brandon Kruse was on his way to get some sushi when three teens surrounded him, and one of them pelted Kruse in the head. “One guy to my far right just threw mints in my face and started breakdancing” Kruse said. “At that point, I just pulled out my gum and...

It's time to settle this. We shall let the people decide. Maybe there should even be a tournament and a poll. Post your pirate or ninja pics/videos and show your support. I haven't decided on the stakes yet, so I'll let the people make suggestions on that as well.

Coffin and corpse included. I'm so stoked, I can't wait to take that bad boy for a spin around town.

And why do I not know of her?

I.D. this red hot. Please. :D

And tell me who this is. Thank you, that is all.

Who? :(

T'would be greatly appreciated. :hatsoff:

Get back to me. Much appreciated.

Apparently Icecold made the team this year.

Lurked a little too close that time Dirky :facepalm: http://efukt.com/20909_Sex_On_The_Beach_FAIL.html Dig the bathing suit though

I can't seem to ID this babe and it's driving me nuts. :hairpull: Help?

Stop corrupting our beloved Disney characters!

Gotta hand it to him. He's a sick bastard.

You poor man, I had no idea

Caruso's got some nerve though

Truth....

Deal with it haters :cool:

Those cars sold like hotcakes btw

Blueballs....:facepalm:

I fuckin' knew it...

Can't argue there. :1orglaugh

He's more lethargic than usual

:D :elaugh:

keep that pocket ******* safe

its over now though...

We all have them

We just can't resist

I've totally been in this situation.

Probably not this guy

what a liar

Oh how I miss Jerry Springer...

Idiots..

A fucking pox on them. The neighborhood I live in is relatively decent, so I was not expecting my bike to be taken after leaving it unattended and unlocked for just a couple minutes. One of the very few times I let my guard down too... They're the reason why we can't trust our fellow man. I'll...

Who is up to the task of ID'ing her?

I gots to know.

Look the part be the part

I appreciate the gesture. Although my birthday isn't for another 3 months...

Must be that catnip.

Frankly I'm too lazy to.

Can I get high too?

Next question.

He'll splay your guts.

Everyone envied him.