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For all my fans and friends...thanks for all the fun and threads we shared in cyberspace...I'm outta here...NO WORRIES...I'M DOING BETTER THAN EVER... REMEMBER...LIFE IS SHORT...ENJOY IT :bowdown: Love & kisses, Sparky

Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer today signed into law an immigration bill that gives the state the toughest law in the nation, making it a state crime to be in the country illegally and requiring local police to enforce federal immigration laws. Brewer said she signed the bill in response to "the...

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What is the difference between meat and fish??? If you beat your fish it will die :eek:

OK...I know I post some crazy stuff...but I am into knowing more about the GREAT people on FreeOnes. I am a lover of dogs and fish...dogs have always been my best friend and fish are just interesting to watch how they interact and survive in a liquid environment... So...here's my poll...and...

If you had a professional demolition expert at your disposal, what would you like to see BLOWED UP :eek: I'd like to see the neighbors tree house taken out so the **** will stop climbing up there and looking at me gettin' naked and nasty in my backyard :rofl2::rofl2:

Jon Atherton at Chillifresh, the app developer of Wobble, has posted what he says are Apple's new rules regarding sexual content in an iPhone app. By Michael Grothaus (RSS feed) on Feb 21st 2010 at 8:30PM I have spoken with Apple, and the following are the new rules: No images of women in...

So...who made you cum today??? Nobody can make you cum...you did...nobody can do it for you... What are you listening to right now? Does it matter...have you ever heard the sounds of silence? Pretty awesome... But my question is...are you happy and fulfilled in your life??? I am...how...

How many of you out there know or care :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

For the REAL porn stars out there...have you found in the last few days sales are up? I'm a mature fetish glamour model and not a porn star but sales have been up the last few days. Do you think it's because people are getting their tax return and don't mind spending a few bucks :confused: In...

What's yours??? I love Laughlin, Nevada, sitting by the edge of the peaceful Colorado River, tootsies in the water, watching the flow of the river with a cold brew...heaven :thumbsup:

Iran's Supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said on Monday that Iran is set to deliver a "punch" that will stun world powers during this week's 31st anniversary of the Islamic revolution, AFP reported. "The Iranian nation, with its unity and God's grace, will punch the arrogance (Western...

in conjunction with no cussing week...may as well abstain from it all...what do you think??? Can you handle it fuckers :nanner:

This may be a boring post...but I'm going to do it anyway...this is the real SPARKY SHORTZ... I'm not a pornstar...just glamorous (already out of the FreeOnes Contest)! I'm not a women's libber...us gals CAN'T do everything men can do!! I'm old-schooled and respect men 100% (the stronger...

Desperate to avert layoffs to police officers, firefighters and other city workers, Phoenix City Council members today approved a 2 percent sales tax on grocery items that will generate tens of millions of dollars in new revenue for city services. The food tax would sunset after five years...

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) In case you missed it on ‘60 Minutes’, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: :) A woman over 40 will never **** you in the middle of the night and...

As a special thanks to all you guys on the boards that I love dearly...I am giving "FREE" membership to my site until the end of January 2010. Yup!!! Everything I've ever posted...and there is still a lot in the archives!!! Click on "Membership," then "Members Login" User Name: sparkyfans...

As a special thanks to all you guys on the boards that I love dearly...I am giving "FREE" membership to my site until the end of January 2010. Yup!!! Everything I've ever posted...and there is still a lot in the archives!!! Click on "Membership," then "Members Login" User Name: sparkyfans...

"If you're young and not a liberal, you have no heart; if you're old and not a conservative, you have no brain."" — Winston Churchill We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. You...

if this goes...that would be like putting a Ferrari in reverse at 100 MPH. Does anybody care what this affect will have on the US???

Ok...I want to know what you wear under those pants/jeans to keep that package in tact??? I prefer G-strings so I can see that "BIG" package and tight ass!!

What look turns you on when looking at a man's hair style? I happen to prefer well-******* long hair...this could be a clue for the guys when deciding what to do with their hair to attract women :nanner:

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OK everyone...crazy poll but I'm interested in the members on FreeOnes and their thoughts...you are all so cool :nanner: All planets are habitable...so, if you are the ruler of a planet and made all the rules, which planet would you choose and how would you attract humans to move to it from...

:hi: ...I'm interested in your preference...so even though this may be a silly poll, I'm doing it anyway :cool: My preference is a warm to hot climate...in Arizona...that's about all you get anyway. Being able to take off all your clothes, sit by the pool and sip Margaritas all year long is...

in other words...Happy New Year!!! Vote for "me" in the Miss FreeOnes Contest 2010 starting tonight at midnight somewhere :bowdown: I don't need the money...I just have an ego :rofl2: Wishing everyone a healthy, happy and prosperous 2010 :partysml: Love & Kisses, Sparky Shortz

What is a favorite of yours...on a sandwich or other... I happen to like beef more often than not...a Philly Cheese Steak sandwich is heaven!! Unfortunately shrimp, clams, lobsters, oysters etc. are not meat, I guess I can't include them...neither is chicken I guess, but we'll put them on the...

I'm going for a real hunk, totally naked, except for a bow on his flaming cock :shy:

Who's going and who's going to WIN...predictions anyone :dunno: I'm going with Chargers and Cardinals with the CARDINALS winning...sure wish I knew if I were right so I could place a large bet :nanner:

:hi: Fans I want to wish you all a very Merry XMas :shy: Hugs & kisses, Sparky Shortz

:hi: This year when you file taxes there will be a little check box for you to designate the size of your Tom Johnson. According to Wikipedia, the mean size of a Tom Johnson is 5.9" (14.9 cm) erect. Let's take a poll and see who is going to come out ahead this tax season!! Remember...

A little Christmas spirit for any of you that don't get snow or ice...here's a beauty that makes being alive a worthwhile experience! C'mon everyone...show some of your awesome snow pics for the holiday season :partysml:

Where are you going to take me :shy:

and that he was...Merry Christmas!! Hugs & Kisses, Sparky Shortz

Does anyone have a radio music station they really love? I'm in AZ and this radio station KCDX 103.1 is run "COMMERCIAL FREE" 24/7 from the inmates at the prison in Florence, AZ. It's fantastic...check it out...stuff you haven't heard in years and a hell of a variety :jump: http://www.kcdx.com/

:hi: finally got my first of 3 sets up in the T-shirt babe area...YEAH!! Check it out and if you have the time...rate it so I know what you think :bowdown: Thanks! http://photos.freeones.com/s_babes/Sparky_Shortz_001/ Hugs & Kisses, Sparky

If the Internet didn't exist, what would you be doing right now :confused:

is some fans that like "my style" to become a member. I'm not asking for diamonds and pearls...just a few fans to spend a less than $10.00 for a 30 day membership. If you don't like my photos, you spent less than it would cost for a six-pack and a pack of smokes (or a hooker)! Come on...

Are you sick of your creative porn queen??? I'm just a whore for star power :eek: I love all my fans & friends...thanks to all of you for the fun and encouraging support :jump: Hugs & Kisses, Sparky

Anybody have a fight over the butt of some type of foul cooked for the holidays :confused: Our ****** always did and we had to flip a coin to determine who would get that nice crispy, fatty, bony piece of nothingness that just TASTED SO GOOD! Crazy but true :rofl:

Time to start the Arizona Sunset of the Day!! OK...all of you like the NASA photod of the day and I'm with you there...but what about what's here that you don't have to travel a million miles to see with billion dollar equipment... Maybe an Arizona sunset...I LOVE IT...such beauty...glad to be...

Time to start the Arizona Sunset of the Day!! OK...all of you like the NASA photod of the day and I'm with you there...but what about what's here that you don't have to travel a million miles to see with billion dollar equipment... Maybe an Arizona sunset...I LOVE IT...such beauty...glad to be...

Who out there rides...and what...it's my passion and I love giving BJ's on a bike with the motor running...need that vibration :yummie: Sparky

...am I crazy or what :D http://sparkyshortz.com/00_ftp/sparkyturkey.wmv

A little "Sparky" creativity...hope you like it... VOTE FOR ME!!! Love all of you Sparky Fans :lovecoupl Sparky

What would you do to impress me :dunno: Sparky

Ok...went to Laughlin, got the best suite in town and had a great time. Sparky's not only a secretary...but a "Personal Assistant" :uohs: http://sparkyshortz.com/00_hosted/01pagea.aspx?setid=04092501h Hugs & Kisses, Sparky

...don't have to be honest here :) I have been in forensic engineering for a while...and, no, not dead people. I am talking analyzing and determining the cause of failure of all kinds of things from dental needles that break in your mouth to automobile wrecks. Although I spend a lot of time...

I collect **** bottles & cans just for fun...I have tried all of them, have about 156+ and still going. I wanted to share this with all the **** drinkers out there. Hope you like it :glugglug: Hugs, Kisses and Burps, Sparky

...and boy was it :thumbsup: http://sparkyshortz.com/00_hosted/01pagea.aspx?setid=06052104h Enjoy your day everyone...I plan on it :jump: