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Had any strange or weird dreams lately? Why not amuse and scare us all, by posting them here.. Here's one I had a few months back.. Okay, I'm in the USA, not sure where, and I'm sitting in a bar. Next thing, two detectives come in and start talking to me. One is dark-haired, medium height, the...

Just thought I'd start this for people to post random interesting vids that they find on YouTube. A few for starters: Wintergattan Marble Machine.. New Order's 'Blue Monday'.. vintage style.. Darth L. Jackson Fancy a spot of fishing?.. Idiot jumps into Cactus bush.. OUCH...

Anything interesting happen while I was away?:dunno: Now, you may be asking: Who the hell is this guy? Why does he have a funny looking pic on his avatar? Is his life so empty that he has to post on Freeones to make himself feel worthy? Why didn't he just re-open his old account? Why is he...

Post a question and let the next member shake their magic 8-ball to give you an answer ..but what's that I hear you say 'but, tunsty.. I don't have a magic 8-ball!' WELL JUST FUCKING PRETEND THEN!.... JEEEZ eg Will I ever get Petra into bed with me? <<<<<shakes>>>>> 'Not this time..'...

Bob who?.. you may ask If you're from the UK ,you might remember Bob from the 80's gameshow 'Blockbusters'. Nice guy.. He once played the part of James Bond in a radio play. and just to nail the myth - NO he didn't play sax in Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street...

Think you're better than everyone else? well here's your chance to say so... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Of course I AM AWESOME Indeed this board is lucky to have me here.. I should be getting paid just to look at your...

Otherwise known as - A CRAZY THREAD POLL! 1 - Need to ask you guys to do something, I rep everyone who does this. 2 - The Racist Thread 3 - I really can't go on any longer with life. 4 - The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

Well, as I haven't posted any decent games recently (or indeed at any point in the last five years), I thought I'd try this one. Imagine if you will, an interview situation, where the Freeones admin are interviewing new candidates for position of Moderator.. All you have to do, is post a...

Very occasionally, I do get bored with hanging around Freeones. So, I like to venture into the world of google maps and have a good old nosey around. I thought I would start a thread for those like-minded of you, who perhaps do the same and find unusual and strange things whilst your there...

I get a bit tired with all the 'is the world going to end', war is coming, terrorism, death, ******, etc.. threads. So in this thread, I want nothing but nice things.. ------------------------------------------------------------------ :bowdown: Mobile phones... aren't they great :bowdown...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fukken-Waterless-Wash-TWIN-MONEY/dp/B003UMHAJE/ref=sr_1_96?ie=UTF8&s=automotive&qid=1283447187&sr=1-96 Sorry, but I was browsing Amazon and I saw this .. har de har :*****:

Don't ask me why, but I have a liking for Photosets where there are three girls present. Not necessarily doing the full fanny-licking routine, but more like the girls posing in this set: http://www.massnudity.com/lsg-karin-lucy-nela.php If you find other trio-girl sets please post them..

Clothes dummies are living creatures.. they are actually highly intelligent beings from a planet in the Betelgeuse region, called Plasticron. They are able to blend in perfectly, by allowing themselves to be adorned with clothes and posed in various static positions. They had originally planned...

Searched for a thread, but doesn't look like anyone started one yet.. so here ya go First manager of the season to go: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/default.stm I'm guessing that O'Neil's fed up with players being sold and him not getting any spending cash from it.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/One-Hit-Wonder-Shower-Breasts/dp/B00131P4IS?tag=oddee-20 and of course, they are out of stock... BASTARDS! and for the ladies.. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AYwY74fDryU/SRBjkZyzsKI/AAAAAAAAKMA/N5h8NUeWdMo/s1600-h/penis+shampoo+dispenser.jpg

It might just be me, but ever since the smilies we're updated, they haven't been showing correctly. I'm only seeing half of the smilies down the right hand side. There is no scroll bar showing on the bottom of my browser, so I assume this is an issue with the board. See the arrows on the image...

and this is where it becomes interesting, perhaps funny.. or maybe I'm just :*****: Ask the member below for their '10 most favourite..' then add something unusual and/or bizarre eg: top 10 sex positions with a blow-up doll top 10 obects you would like to stick up your nose.. top 10...

Ice Cream Van Tune? 1 - Match of the Day 2 - Monty Python Theme 3 - Popeye Theme 4 - Captain Pugwash 5 - World Cup 78 Theme 6 - Teddy Bears Picnic 7 - Greensleeves 8 - Bring Me Sunshine (Morecambe & Wise theme) 9 - Whistle While You Work (From Snow White...) 10 - Other Bored...

So... How'ya doin' at the moment? Not that I care very much, nor that I'm particularly interested and I'm certainly am not coming round to your house for an hour, to be served weak tea and tasteless biscuits, while you drone on about your troubles.. Soooo.. Why not just give your life...

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Don't think anyone else has started one... so here goes. This is the official fantasy football game as found on the FIFA website http://en.mcdonalds.fantasy.fifa.com/ I have set up a league already called Freeones League and the code is 121026-106942 Anyone is welcome to join, but hurry...

Just found this strange story on the BBC news website: U.S. Navy Personnel serving in the Gulf, are to be given free porn to relieve tensions and revive their flagging morale. A top U.S. naval adviser, Benjamin Dover said, 'Studies have shown that months away from their families can take it's...

because.. a: I'm slightly more interesting than a house brick.. b: There's nothing quite like taking a good thread idea and screwing it to death.. c: I've got terrible secrets that I need to reveal, in a non-threatening anonymous porn forum setting. So ask away..

Because.. Which is the biggest turd in the waste pipe...? Does your belly button smell? - http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=380044 Any sexy hot girls to get acquainted with a cute guy:)? - http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=380440 Are you a virgin before your...

Which celebs would you like to have as neighbours?

Is there anything that you find soooo boring that it's just like watching paint dry? Perhaps A sport, a TV programme, a band, etc.. I'd have to say: Darts Snooker Woody Allen films Gordon Brown The South Bank Show Golf The Antiques Roadshow oh and Jordan's love-life :*****:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQnT0zp8Ya4&feature=player_embedded :1orglaugh More iPad tomfoolery - This one has nothing to do with Hitler... just vaginas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eF0y0IfpPU&feature=player_embedded

(Your current mood as a smilie). I'm.. :coolman:

See this and some of my old Freeones pics Here on Flickr. .

At the ripe old age of 40, I've decided to learn myself to play.. So far I can play with jingle bells and can expertly finger Mary had a little lamb.. but enough about my perversions. I expect the phone to ring any moment asking if I can stand-in for Elton John on his next tour...

I keep dreaming that I'm Superman (no, really!..) I just like the flying around, freedom to go where I want. (If blueballs says he dreams of being Lex Luthor...)

alas, teletext is no more.. http://crave.cnet.co.uk/televisions/0,39029474,49304521,00.htm Ah yes.. I remember long before the internet came along, the only place to get your information was from teletext. There was nothing quite like waiting ages for page 23/30 when you had the misfortune to...

for Christmas..

Better know as 'tunsty's match-a-word in each song title game' no.. not really The idea.. is brilliant, so brilliant in fact, that several monkeys working at several typewriters... actually thought of it first. I'll start with a song title, the next poster adds another song title...

Available in all good charity shops..

and other google oddities :rolleyes: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2380508/why_wont_my_parakeet_eat_my_diarrhea.html?cat=7 Apparently this odd question came up on Google's search. As you know, when you type a word in, google tries to prempt your question... sometimes with hilarious...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8331136.stm Well done to that young girl... I'll bet he's quite a catch :D

http://www.ridelust.com/the-15-ugliest-cars-ever-made/ Unless of course, you know of others..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/puffbox/hyperpuff/audiovideo/technology/wide_av_hyper/8315541.stm I'll stick to XP for now thanks.. BTW: anyone know what the music video is playing on the demo PC shown? (starts at #1.00m) :hatsoff:

Another crazy thread poll ! Your Prize Choices this time are : 1: Some lil boy tryin to jack me at the store last week.... 2: Did Tiffany Mynx Rip Me Off? 3: Pussy with no taste? 4: How big are your balls? 5: i want to see a guy masterbate

'Spotted Dick' that is :1orglaugh http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8243648.stm

Possible sequel to 'Gone in 60 Seconds' NOT starring Nicholas Cage http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/robbers-steal-23-macbooks-14-iphones-and-9-ipods-in-31-seconds

I love those posters that are used for advertising Motor-Races and so I have been looking around for a site where I could get some. I stumbled upon this site, which has a great selection of downloadable posters, some of which are in High-Res. http://www.trilon.com/bapom/posters-largeformat.htm...

Doesn't end well... http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/engineering-student-vs-automatic-door

http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/how-not-to-ship-a-dell Suddenly UPS doesn't seem so bad..

Where can I find them? :dunno: Oh yeah, I'm talking your typical 'Flasher-Mac' variety here. I think there needs to be some sort of recruitment drive to get more female flashers to take up the 'hobby'.. then we'd all be happy. :nanner: I mean, it's a fairly cheap hobby (macintosh coat are...

As if you didn't already know..

This is Mr Smilie :):hi: Mr Smilie has a problem :helpme:, he's having trouble 'performing' :lame: in bed. So Mr Smilie decided to seek some advice.. First, he went to see a :clown:. The clown told him to go to a :partysml: Mr Smilie wasn't sure that would work, so he went to see :batman...

local takeaway, for a nice sit-down meal and a pleasant chat? :dunno: just askin'.. :hi:

I Like Bad Sci-Fi Movies And I Don't Care Who Knows It.. Terminator 3 - LOVE IT! Chronicles Of Riddick - LOVE IT! ***** 3 - LOVE IT! ***** Resurrection - LOVE IT! Judge Dredd - LOVE IT! Spider-man 3 - LOVE IT! The Hulk (yes, the Ang Lee one) - LOVE IT! The Phantom Menace - LOVE IT! Men In...