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  1. StanScratch

    Government Spending And The Economy

    First Article. An interesting take on government spending vs. the economy. I have always been an advocate of intelligent government spending and the betterment of the economy. Intelligent being the key word. Spending which ensures a healthy workforce, a well educated workforce and one which...
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    Fox's War On Christmas Santa a perv

    We all know that FoxNews is anti-intellectual, anti-research, anti-fact check and all of that ****. But, it might not be a bad idea if they did a little research sometimes, especially if they are going to appoint a dirty old man as one of their warriors in one of their fake War On Christmas...
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    Happy Festivus

    Happy Festivus, all of you asshats, jerkoffs and dickheads. I will begin airing my grievances towards you all shortly. Until then...suck it. Another Festivus miracle!
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    Anonymous posts names, addresses, phone #s of "church" members.

    Anonymous, doing the lord's work. And for those of you interested in dropping church members a line, there you go.
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    Karl Rove, ORCA, and...Anonymous?

    All right, this very well could be a work of fiction...however, it is a rather intriguing one. As you might remember, right after the election, I had posted an article about a failed program the Romney team attempted to roll out on election day called ORCA. Basically, ORCA was a program...
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    Romney and Orca

    No, this is not an accusation about Mitt and his "deep love" for aquatic mammals. Losing the election was not the only thing which went wrong for Mitt and his team last Tuesday. http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2012/11/inside-team-romneys-whale-of-an-it-meltdown/
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    No matter your leanings, no matter your party...

    Go out and vote tomorrow. Or, shut the fuck up.
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    Newt: Obama will win in 2012. And maybe in 2016.

    I remember when some fringe idiots on the left started worrying about Bush working towards a third term. Fortunately, they were not at all taken seriously, and swept under the rug like they should have been. Of course, this time around, a much more visible leader comes out and says the same...
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    Romney: Cleaning after Sandy is as bad as cleaning my room

    I seriously, seriously, seriously hope the guy did not actually say this. http://www.freewoodpost.com/2012/11/02/romney-on-hurricane-sandy-aftermath-it-reminds-me-of-when-i-was-a-*****-and-had-to-clean-my-room/ If he in fact did say this, the guy is so remarkably out of touch, it is pathetic.
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    Brownie finally responds quickly to a hurricane

    Michael Brown is an expert at responding to a hurricane very slowly. http://m.yahoo.com/w/legobpengine/news/blogs/lookout/ex-fema-director-michael-brown-criticizes-obama-reacting-202803013.html?orig_host_hdr=news.yahoo.com&.intl=US&.lang=en-US Yeah, 'cause you want to take your time...
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    Have voting machines been tampered with?

    We all know the issue of voter fraud, and the amount of work the GOP has been putting into making sure that registered voters are registered, are American, and all that jazz, making sure the grand total of 633 documented cases are never again repeated. However, there is not much said about the...
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    A statistical analyses of the election polls

    Every four years, we are inundated with polls. One shows Romney with a clear lead. The other will show Obama with a clear lead. The one which showed Obama with the clear lead, then Romney with the clear lead now shows a tie. This is where one of my favorite sites, FiveThirtyEight.com, comes...
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    A jump from near space.

    As I type this, Felix Baumgartner is nearing a historic jump, skydiving from 120,000 feet - a record, plus he will be breaking the speed of sound at his fall. Red Bull (of course) is one of the sponsors of the jump, with it being broadcast live on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/redbull...
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    Vin Scully still has it

    http://deadspin.com/5932382/vin-scullys-bowdlerized-translation-of-jim-tracys-meltdown-tonight-is-one-of-broadcastings-great-moments?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow I present the link purely for the video. I highly suggest you watch...
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    Flasher!

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    Punctual sex.

    If this doesn't get you fuckers hot, you must be dead.
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    The Mystic Mayan Power Cloak

    As everyone knows, the end of the world comes in about a year. You can either deal with this honorably, or go out like a complete jackass. This is why I have bought the Mystic Mayan Power Cloak, which will make me immune to the 2012 apocalypse. That way, when all you dumb fuckers are dying like...
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    Cthulhu In The Hat

    This is the greatest thing that has come out of the internet ever. EVER: http://flavorwire.com/218421/h-p-lovecrafts-the-call-of-cthulu-as-a-dr-seuss-book
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    Onion upsets Capital Police with series of tweets, story.

    Earlier this morning, I saw a blurb on my FaceBook saying something to the effect that shots had been heard inside the Capital. Some would find this serious - however, those with more than two brain cells would have checked the source of this information, and found it to be The Onion. The Onion...
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    Happy Birthday, Elvis...you're dead!

    Courtesy of our favorite Tea Bagger.
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    Dogs shaking off water.

    Aren't ******* beautiful?
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    Lost Hitchcock film found

    Read here. Cool as hell!
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    Finally, an exercising contest for fat people

    This lies under my continuing "Fuck you, Ohio" segment. Who the fuck else would mix an exercise event with stuffing your face with fattie foods? I present to you, the Tour de Donut. No. I am serious.
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    NY cyclist ****** by irony.

    http://beta.news.yahoo.com/motorcyclist-crashes-helmet-law-protest-dies-190345934.html A lot of laws are made for a reason. The Darwin Awards were created by those who feel it is OK to disobey them.
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    14 Propaganda Techniques Fox "News" Uses to ********* Americans

    This is a great read - unfortunately, those who need to read it will not. http://www.truth-out.org/14-propaganda-techniques-fox-news-uses-*********-americans/1309612678
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    Michelle Bachmann wants to be like John Wayne. Gacy.

    No. Seriously. She said so herself. You cannot make this kind of **** up.
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    Legendary E-Street Band Saxophonist Clarence Clemons Dead at 69 - RIP, Big Man.

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    Damn it whimsy!

    Stop playing with your food! rynvewVe21Y Seriously, cool video.
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    Dick in chains.

    I cannot wear a wrist watch at work. After ripping three of them off, I finally learned a few years ago, a watch in the pocket worked just fine. A month ago, my digital watch of 10 years finally ******, so it was time to get a new one. I finally decided on a real pocket watch, complete with...
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    Alleged hit-and-run driver may not face felony...because he helps the rich

    http://www.vaildaily.com/article/20101104/NEWS/101109939/1078&ParentProfile=1062 I guess being a rich cunt helping other rich cunts stay rich is more important than justice, or some schmuck doctor on a bike, eh?
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    Deep Into The Complex Mind Of Stan Scratch

    I enjoy cooking. I had some chicken left over from earlier in the week and decided to make the best of it - a burrito. So, I grabbed a Tomatillo and a jalapeno pepper and made myself a very tasty little mouth burner. Sure, it was quite hot - but, it was also quite good. Mind you, I cut the...
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    Tea Party 'founder' not fond of his creation.

    Seems that one of the guys responsible for the new movement has come to terms to what has been obvious more than a year ago: it is nothing but the Republican Party. http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2010/10/tea-party-founder-slams-tea-party/
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    Once again...Fuck you, George Lucas

    Fuck you, George Lucas, for taking one of my fondest ********* movies and continually bending it over the table for an unlubricated anal ****. http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=19130 Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you with that giant Raiders of the Lost Ark rock.
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    The ultra-passionate (Ohio) politician

    ...gee, it's really too bad it was all for naught. But, I am sure his fame will turn into something worth while, like a position on Fox - or at least a highlight on Colbert. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/martin-olson/phil-davison-gop-speech_b_710642.html
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    Lower Higher education.

    Hey, ****, have low expectations for college? Want a higher education...but don't really want to try that hard? Drake University just might be for you...check out our kicking new logo! http://www.drake.edu/advantage/
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    My Balls Are OK

    Greatest Video Ever AUrZi2XQKyU
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    50 Best Saturday Morning Cartoons

    Mind you, this is a list for Saturday Morning cartoons - disqualifying the likes of The Flintstones, The Simpsons and anything else good: http://best.complex.com/lists/the-50-greatest-saturday-morning-cartoons/pokemon
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    The Next Tennessee Governor.

    Holy Fucking Cocksucking ****! Rykcxc5dIts His website. ...And bonus round...he has a ***, also in politics. Life suddenly makes sense.
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    What if video game characters came to life?

    For those of you with a love for video games, a group of guys put together a couple of guys (and gals) put together a film called Cloverbrawl: http://www.joystiq.com/2009/09/21/video-game-characters-come-to-life-destroy-humanity-in-cloverbr/ Among those saluted are Mario, HalfLife and Silent...
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    Early 20th century Russian pictures

    Found on another thread: Seems that whenever we see pictures of the country before the 1915 Russian Revolution, the pictures are rather dreary black and white photographs. Newsweek recently posted some pictures taken by Sergie Mikhailovich Prokudin-Gorskii that are, to say the least, quite...
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    Great moments at work.

    I like my job. It's not exactly an exciting one, but it keeps me busy and pays the bills. Today, we had a store meeting (I work in a national home improvement center). We broke into departments for little meetings, I going with the garden department, since I work in garden. The discussion turned...
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