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Guess she's not a fan of Tammy Wynette's Stand By Your Man. ;) I guess Homey is going to need two lawyers now. Well, as a fellow told me long ago: "it ain't easy bein' cheesy." Another one that I remember is: "karma is a cruel bitch with a long memory and a wicked sense of humor." If he...

Apparently just wanting to ask Joe Biden questions meant that this guy wasn't (acceptably) Black. Wonder if Joe called him "uppity" under his breath? :facepalm: Yahoo News Brittany Shepherd May 22nd 2020 12:46PM Former...

Wait for the one with Sofia Vergara... yeah, I think I love her (annoying voice and all).

For anyone who hasn't heard about Benjamin Chen, you're missing the story of a guy who believes wholeheartedly in YOLO (you only live once). Ben has wrecked many an exotic car over the years. He crashes six figure cars (and can make a line of **** disappear) faster than a fat *** can swallow...

Hey there, ****... the goobernor of my state issued a stay-at-home order a couple of hours ago. Says he'll put us in jail if we ******* it. 🚨 🚓 👮‍♂️ So how about we pick some songs for these "fun" times that we're now living in (this is livin'???). Here's mine:

March 28 (UPI) -- Rhode Island police officers plan start pulling over cars and knocking on doors to track down visitors from New York on Saturday as part of an effort to stem the spread of the coronavirus, Gov. Gina Raimondo said. She said any travelers from New York in Rhode Island will be...

Trump signs $2.2 trillion coronavirus stimulus after swift congressional votes WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump signed an unprecedented $2.2 trillion economic rescue package into law Friday, after swift and near-unanimous action by Congress this week to support businesses, rush...

As various politicians have put forth the idea of a "free" (in quotes simply because while it may be free to the student, there actually is a cost, that will be picked up by someone/something else) college education being something of a right, I wanted to ask a question to the board about a...

And just then: :explosion: (dramatic license) :clap: A top Iranian general was ****** in an airstrike on Baghdad International Airport, a development that could skyrocket tensions in a region that has been roiled by a spike in ******** this week. Gen. Qassim Soleimani, the head of Iran’s...

Get laid. Get *****. Get whatever. Just don't go out and get yourself ****** tonight.

A prominent Texas state lawmaker has admitted that he dropped an envelope containing several baggies of ******* at an Austin airport, and he says he will seek **** treatment The state police said airport security cameras caught Democratic state Rep. Poncho Nevarez dropping the envelope...

Lil Mike is girding his loins for a run, eh? Bloomberg Takes Steps Into 2020 Race and Signals an Unconventional Campaign Strategy The former New York City mayor submitted paperwork on Friday to enter the 2020 presidential primary in Alabama, the first state with a filing deadline, indicating...

Seems that Gabbard took offense to Hillary's accusation that she's a "Russian asset" and will run as an independent at their behest next year. Apparently these two have some history, dating back to when Gabbard endorsed and worked for Bernie Sanders in 2016. Hillary and her media proxies haven't...

Does anyone remember the story about this piece of human ***** a couple of years ago? New arrest for California woman who livestreamed ***** driving crash that ****** ****** California cops have announced the arrest of the 20-year-old woman who earned notoriety after ******* her younger ******...

As most FreeOnes OGs know, I'm not a fan of most boob jobs... mainly because of how freaked up the girls nips and areolas usually end up looking. But I gotta be honest, these things are intriguing. Whoda thunk a doin' this?! :surprise: Micaela Schaefer :turnturn: I didn't even notice her...

Jessi Combs, known as the “fastest woman on four-wheels,” died in Oregon Tuesday (Aug. 27) in a car accident while attempting to break her previously-set women’s landspeed record in a jet car. Oregon news station KTVZ reported the fatal crash took place in the Alvord Desert in Harney County...

Here's another situation that I truly don't get. I've had a "Betsy Ross" flag for over 25 years (and yes, I'm aware that her contribution to its origins are more myth than fact). Last time I checked, I wasn't a member of any extremist movements - course, the PC po-po have changed the criteria...

After being beaten like broken drum kits last year, the UVA men's basketball team captured our state's first national championship in any sport (if I'm not mistaken). I couldn't pick a single one of these **** out of a lineup if my life depended on it (cause I don't follow college sports any...

Lincoln the goat sworn in as Vermont town's new mayor - immediately defecates I guess it's just a coincidence that an old socialist (who now owns a damn nice beach house on Lake Champlain) is one of the Senators from Vermont. :suspicious: At the very least, I'd like to hear the goat's...

I get more robo/spam calls per day than I do regular phone calls some days (10+). Most all of them use spoofed phone numbers, so it's not like I can block them. I've contacted my cellphone provider and their only suggestion was to change my phone number - not exactly practical, since I've had...

I'd **** to have gotten kicked by this big 'roo. :eek: So long Roger. We hardly knew ya (in fact, I'd never heard of you til you died). :hatsoff: This isn't Roger trying to get jiggy with this fellow's dog. Had it been ol' Rog, me thinks that both dog and man would have been :sex: :eek:

Over the past few months, I've made a habit out of fucking with phone scammers. The way I see it, when I become one of my little characters on the phone, every second of their time that I waste, I'm giving some other poor bastard some peace of mind - maybe he gets a chance to eat his dinner...

Click the linky for the video. This canoe stuck on top of an alligator is the most Florida thing you’ll see today. :eek:

A nationwide strike was organized by Fight for $15, a union affiliate, after McDonald’s workers filed a federal complaint against the company in May. McDonald's employees staged a strike in 10 cities Tuesday to draw attention to sexual harassment at the burger giant. OK, I get it. Nobody paid...

As anyone who reads most of my posts about modern day TV knows, I generally **** most of the crap that now pollutes my TV set. Except for a couple of rare exceptions (like Snowfall and Better Call Saul), I don't watch many current TV shows. To me, they're akin to watching raw sewage run out of a...

Years ago, I took down a wild boar with a .45 Magnum ****** (open sights) from roughly 40 yards. Within our hunting party, that was the shot of the day by far, especially since I was crawling on my stomach to get the shot. But this dude... A British sniper has ****** a senior ISIS fighter with a...

Georgia Rep. Jason Spencer lost his mind and got severely punked by Sacha Baron Cohen. I've seriously never seen ANYBODY get punked like this before. Hell, a janitor wouldn't be dumb enough to fall for this. And this clown is a state representative (albeit a goofy one to begin with)...

One of the strong voices that I'm missing around these parts is Sabrina Deep. IMO, she was sort of like Camille Paglia, only much taller and with a killer body. But she had a definite intellectual side and I enjoyed conversing with her more than anything... whether I agreed or disagreed with...

Never heard of this girl before. And while she's nothing special to look at IMO, her level of stupidity does set her apart. A Canadian woman who documented her round-the-world cruise on Instagram admitted she tried to smuggle about $30 million worth of ******* into Australia with the help of...

I didn't put this in the sports section because Dan Gurney was a true American hero, who transcended sports. His dedication, work ethic and engineering skills set him apart from any other racer that I can think of. Maybe, maybe Jack Brabham came close. But in addition to being the only man to...

Stop letting your eyes wander up and down my body, you misogynist *******! I'm tired of being treated like nothing more than a sex symbol!

Well, actually only one dog. This is a very cool story. Always by her side: Diabetic high school student's Golden Retriever named Katie earns her spot in the yearbook after coming to class with her owner every day for two years Hailee Blonquist's service dog was featured in her high...

Sitting here on this beautiful, sunny Memorial Day, I'm trying to imagine what my great uncle went through exactly 100 years ago in France. What was he thinking? I'm trying to imagine what it would take for a man to climb to the top of a trench and run toward a clattering, enemy machine ***...

I'm not much into motorcycle racing, but I always got a kick out of listening to Nicky Hayden's interviews. He was a great racer, and I just liked his Kentucky accent - an oddity in European motorcycle racing. So sad to lose him in a freak road accident, hit buy a car while riding his bicycle...

So who else is watching this weird, slow burning and very well written show on FX that originated in the UK? It's about a troubled and strange character named James Keziah Delaney and it's set in 1814 London. It's got some of the best elements of Lost, Breaking Bad and even Twin Peaks (if...

Whether it's from a left wing or right wing source, Americans no longer trust what the talking (or writing) heads in the media tell us - and it's gone from bad to worse for the media over the past few years. At least for the people, that tells me that there is a glimmer of hope. Not everyone is...

'Cept Miss Piggy is probably carrying less bacon on her ass.

Love him or **** him, one thing that's for sure, Trump's populist stance on trade does not sound like any Republican that has held high national office in my lifetime.

FTV Rob... you da man!!! :nanner: You drive this. You've banged this. Yep, you da man. :yesyes: P.S. Adopt me. I might be older than you (not sure), but still... I don't eat that much and I clean up after myself pretty good. I'll even make sure that your fleet of exotic cars (and hot...

Just when it seemed that Samsung was producing products that rivaled Apple when it came to design, function and reliability, they stub their toes by putting out not one, but two series of exploding Note 7 products... and washing machines that shake themselves to death. They're letting Timmy Cook...

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Muhammad Ali, the three-time heavyweight boxing champion who became the most recognized person in the world, died Friday after a brief bout with respiratory illness and a decades-long battle with Parkinson's disease, according to a spokesperson for the ******. He was 74...

Now that women have access to the same opportunities in the military as men, including combat roles, should they be subject to Selective Service (draft) requirements? If not, why not?

This video was made before this clownish coward was fired. And this isn't about her politics or whether you're on the left or the right. But just look at her bullying, threatening attitude, her totalitarian demeanor and her disrespectful actions... while realizing that she is (or was) a...

Florida officials warn drivers to stop going slow in left lane. Warnings have sprung up on Interstate 4, Florida’s Turnpike and other major roads telling motorists that if they choose to drive slower than the flow of traffic, they need to avoid the left lanes. The warnings are displayed on...

"The way that Hillary Clinton's been talked about in the media is so gendered and rabidly sexist in every single portrayal," Dunham told Variety at the publisher's studio at Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah. "I literally want to make a list that we hand to media outlets that says...

I just hired a tractor to dig my driveway out. I've had to stay in town since Friday morning. No TV stations, so I watched the same DVD half a dozen times. I've never been so happy to be home. :nanner: Compared to what some people have gone through, my experience was pretty *****. I hope...

And don't say I never gave ya nuthin': Bring 2016 on. I'm outta here!

No, this isn't something fake and exaggerated that popped up from some fringe, wingnut website. Big ******* - the PC Edition

SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. (AP) — Meadowlark Lemon, the "clown prince" of basketball's barnstorming Harlem Globetrotters, whose blend of hook shots and humor brought joy to millions of fans around the world, has died. He was 83. Lemon's wife and ******** confirmed to the team that he died Sunday in...