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  1. Ace Bandage

    Happy 4th of July!

    I'll be gone this weekend, so I'll just leave this here: 'Murica, fuck yeah!
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    [SOLVED] Two girls from the main page

    Just curious... I don't know either one.
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    Nude Glamour Hall-of-Fame Election Series: Photo #3

    The fate of the world rests in your hands. Choose wisely. Side note: You must explain your rationale for voting by replying to this post using unnecessarily ornate language. For example, I doth voted exceptional for she hath awesome tits. If you vote without explaining your rationale, you...
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    The girl from the Wendy's commercial...

    #Smash or pass? The redhead girl, not the dude. Her name is Morgan Smith if you're curious. Video: Picture Vote. Discuss.
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    2012/2013 NCAA Bask4etball Thread

    Didn't see a thread created for this. I searched and didn't find one. But we all know how much the search function here blows ass. I had a juicy bit of information that I wanted to share in regards to Purdue's program this year. A story should break on head coach Matt Painter within the next...
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    I'm like this all the time...

    http://xkcd.com/386/ What do you want me to do? Leave? Then they'll keep being wrong! Side note: any other xkcd fans out there?
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    Fish Out of Water - Hope Solo & Alex Morgan

    I love the This is SportsCenter series of commercials. This one is funny and sexy and features Hope Solo and Alex Morgan(:drool2:). I would do dirty, unspeakable things to Alex. Fuck, she's hot. rFyoOT_7LQY EDIT: How does Hope have a babe page, but Alex doesn't? :mad:
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    What sports jerseys do you own?

    I've always been curious about jerseys that people have. I always wear a jersey on Sunday or Monday during football season. And if I'm going out somewhere to watch a game, I usually throw on a jersey. If I'm going to Wrigley Field, Lucas Oil Stadium, or the Madhouse on Madison, I always wear a...
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    Why was the board blue?

    For a few minutes anyway, the color scheme looked like this: :wtf: I was not a fan of it. Discuss, minions.
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    **** Forest coach gives player kidney

    Normally, I **** feel-good stories, but this one impressed me. Story continued below: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=6100855
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    Time management fail/10

    You've just secured a crucial defensive rebound with 11 seconds remaining in a tie game, what do yo do? Shoot it! Er.. not so much. :facepalm: JL3f7xxsQ6c Extended not top plays: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aiJ1Da5Fzc
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    Too much awesomeness for one photo?

    I don't know how you would improve this picture. It's fucking epic... (If this has been posted already, I don't give a ****. So fuck you.)
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    Links in signatures

    I usually put a FreeOnes babe link in my signature for both my avatar and signature girl. I do this so that I don't get bombarded with questions about who the hot girl is. When I went to change it this week, I get an error message that read: 1. BB url code is not allowed. I know that we...
  14. Ace Bandage

    How much did you miss me during my... absence?

    Feel free to heap piles of praise upon me as well... Note: none is not an option. Even if you didn't realize it, you missed me on a subconscious level.
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    Favorite American Sports Teams and Players

    There were several threads about favorite individual teams and players but nothing that encompassed all sports leagues. So I took the initiative to put one together. Post your favorite teams and players (current or all-time) from each team. Don't pick more than two teams or players per pro...
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    Gary's Casket

    :batman:
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    Andronicus Ry is a jackass and deserves to be beaten...

    I fuckin' **** that guy. :mad: Evidently I missed a similar thread, but I felt like it needed to be recreated properly. Feel free to insult and berate me at your leisure (lightheartedly of course). And I promise to return the favor. It's open season on me. Clearly, I dish it out more than I get...
  18. Ace Bandage

    Left or Right?

    You only get one of them. You don't get to have both fuckin' girls. You will pick one or the other or you will pick neither one of them, and you will like it. Those are the only goddamn options.
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    Gary's Weather Forecasting Stone

    :1orglaugh More accurate (and racist) than your local TV meteorologist... :thumbsup:
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    Surprise Trust Falls

    0:31 - not amused... :1orglaugh ofEcz03fb04 Post your own finds. :hatsoff:
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    What do blind people jack off to?

    Discuss. :dunno: I got nothing over here...
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    Robert Pattinson

    I'll give a gold star to the first person who stabs him in the throat. :wave2: Just sayin'
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    Bradley says Cubs fan booed him because he was Black

    :Angry Face: At least that what's he's claiming in this article and interview on ESPN. It's a good thing he cleared this up. I thought he was booed because he batted .257, hit 12 homeruns (yes, only fucking 12 ), threw a live ball into the crowd during a game, didn't hustle, jumped into the...
  24. Ace Bandage

    Mac Snack Wrap

    Good. And a chocolate shake. Side of titties. Discuss. :happy:
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    Is there a God?

    I wanted to make a thread about a topic that wasn't very controversial. Discuss... Note: You don't need to like tomatoes to choose option three. Any fruit or vegetable may be substituted... :hatsoff:
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    Blasphemy/Sodomy at its best...

    :nannerf1:
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    Dirky's Ninja Moves...

    ... are improving. You might need a new costume though. :eek: The tie is a nice touch though.
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    So what's the panties off code?

    :nanner:
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    Kitchen Disaster!

    Hey, I'm not cleaning this **** up. There are broken eggs and milk everywhere. :mad: What a mess! Oh well, at least it's organic milk...
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    I just lost 42K in Rep Power!

    :eek: This morning my rep power was at about 91,000 (roughly). I made a post in a thread and suddenly it went all the way down to 49,000. Nobody neg repped me (that wouldn't explain the extreme loss anyway) and I was wondering: what in the blue hell happened? It's not really a big deal I...
  31. Ace Bandage

    Dating/******** with former students (sort of)

    Okay, let me set the scene. When I was a sophomore in college (19 years-old) I had to go to a local high school to observe the teacher and students as part of my field experience for my education degree. I was put into an eleventh grade class (17 years-old). Now, keep in mind, the students were...
  32. Ace Bandage

    I found my future wife...

    But I don't know her name. This picture was originally posted by alexpnz in the talk forum. He found it after a google image search for "Alabama Cheerleader." I've looked for her identity and came across (literally) the name Lonnie Waters. Can someone confirm or deny this? And if it isn't her...
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    I think I lost my mojo... (rep power)

    Okay, the last three people I've repped haven't had an increase in their reputation. Two of them were at zero before and after I tried to spread some around to them. It shows up on my profile page (the comment and person repped are all there), but their numbers stay the same. Any idea why this...
  34. Ace Bandage

    Technology giveth, and technology taketh away...

    :hatsoff: Give this man your spare change!
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    Be an iPhone for Halloween?

    Article Video PALM HARBOR — To describe these $1,000 Halloween outfits as mere costumes would seem a bit low-tech. They feature 42-inch flat-screen TVs that can display text messages, maps or make phone calls. They're powered by a battery pack that hangs between the legs. And they've already...
  36. Ace Bandage

    Lesnar sick, withdraws from bout

    From article: UFC heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar has withdrawn from his upcoming title defense against Shane Carwin due to illness, UFC president Dana White told Yahoo! Sports on Monday. "[Lesnar] said he's never been this sick in his life," White said, according to Yahoo!. "He said it's...
  37. Ace Bandage

    Bud Light - The Otter Choice...

    :thumbsup:
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    Two babes sucking/kissing on each other's tits

    I realize that this is not most ideal angle, but I would greatly appreciate it if someone could identify these two ladies and/or provide more links to this gallery. This is the only picture that I have, and I found it randomly on another forum. Thanks in advance! :hatsoff:
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    Midlife crisis...

    You're doing it wrong. For fuck's sake man, get a corvette or a college co-ed!
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    One big happy ******...

    I'm of the opinion that if your parents subject you to this sort of ******* as a *****, you're free to **** them later in life. :eek:
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    Divide your rep by your post count

    For example, I would take 12,462/1595= 7.81. Basically this determines the amount of rep you get per post. The higher the number, the more worthy and reeking of awesomeness you are (not really, but it makes for competition, so I'm all for it). Who has the highest number?
  42. Ace Bandage

    She might have trouble seeing the ball...

    ... or swinging the club. This message has been pre-approved by Ben Wright. :hatsoff:
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    Can you hear me now...

    In this pointless video, the Verizon "can you hear me now" guy and network show up and follow someone around, just like on the commercial. I swear, if I saw that sumbitch, I'd pummel him. Why in the blue hell would Verizon spend money to do this? Or do these dumbasses just hang out together anyway
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    Want to hear the most annoying voice in the world?

    Watch this. She's trying to meet a *********, good luck following her train of thought though. Someone needs a "shut up bitch" t-shirt.
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    Report: Pitino says he paid for abortion

    Report I have one word for Mr. Pitino: condom. Use one, and you wouldn't be in this position. If you're going to cheat on your wife, be smart. Because, as we've seen, bitches be crazy...
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    I don't know where to begin...

    This picture is like a poster for un-awesomeness. It's one of those puzzles where you have to find all of the things that are wrong in the picture. I guess the obvious starting point is the sign - someone didn't make it out of the third grade. Lots of other problems going on too though...
  47. Ace Bandage

    Sex on sale now!

    But...
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    ***** ****** makes 9 year-old ******** drive

    Story from my neck of the woods. More details have been released about this story. The man ****** his ******** to drive despite her protests that she couldn't reach the pedals and had trouble seeing over the dashboard. Hopefully, CPS takes her away. Guys like this don't deserve to be parents.
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    Still using dail-up?

    Let me introduce you to DSL... :nanner:
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