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  1. calpoon

    ****** Sunday report blames British soldiers fully

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/eu_nireland_bloody_sunday It's great that the truth is finally out, but when will we see the ***** come true for a united Ireland?
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    The Beatles- The first ambient/darkwave band?

    You decide. NOW!:nanner:
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    Tea Bag Party Candidate For President

    It's this guy
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    Ahmadinejad finally gets the internet

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100306/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_iran 9/11 conspiracy theories are so 2006! :rolleyes:
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    Neocon ******** game

    Every time that Hellraiser says "neocon", you take a shot. What fun! :glugglug:
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    Glenn Beck wants Gold

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews_ts1022 FILE - In this March 12, 2003 file photo, syndicated radio host Glenn Beck, whose Philadelphia-based show is heard in more than 100 markets, is seen after recording promotional announcements for an upcoming 'Rally for America' in Bala Cynwyd, Pa...
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    GOD is dead!

    Long live spoof threads.
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    My butterscotch tastes like cum

    :crash: Where is Dr. Motorcity?
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    Recession fueling right-wing extremism, U.S. says

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090414/us_nm/us_usa_security_extremists hmm. why does this sound familiar?
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    My new goal for Zelda: ocarina of time

    "all" items- ocarina of time (believe it or not, it is possible to beat the game and still get all the other items without it) all songs 3 gems, 6 stones all weapons (including biggorn *****) silver scale all item upgrades 4 bottles 3 spells and magic upgrades 100 skulltulas (no cheating) 26...
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    "Ultimate" Obama Thread

    I've reviewed 100 Freeones threads about Barrack Obama and ranked them based on my impressions of their perspective to get an overall feel for not just how Freeone's members feel about the president (that has been done before in poll threads on the subject) but about how they report on him...
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    Would you like to see more "Lord of The Rings" movies or books?

    I was just saying in another thread how I was surprised that no writers have expanded on, or otherwise created new material set in J.R.R Tolkien's fantasy world of Middle-Earth. Personally, I wouldn't mind seeing it, it could be interesting.
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    Should the US switch to the Metric system?

    Simple question. What do you think?
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    crazy liberals destroy the world!

    sorry, I don't have the link. You'll have to get it from stampede. ;) that was just a joke, buddy. I like discussing politics just about as much as any other insane fucking person, but does it seem like we are getting a ton of really downer threads lately? I think I can't take it anymore...
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    sometimes I wish I was a porn producer. (rant)

    Alot of these movies, I have to wonder, did anyone bother to watch these things in the editing process before it went to print? I don't want to watch an ugly fucking chud banging a retarded girl that can't speak English while goth music plays in the background. if it was up to me I'd be like...
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    President Elect...STFU

    Is anyone else tired of this ****? Yes, we all know that he's the president elect. Can't we contain ourselves for a little while longer and just call him Obama. Or if you want to jump the *** and go for Mr. President, that's fine by me too. But i'm sick of this stupid expression that seems to be...
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    Would you like to see more Star Wars movies?

    I think that the prequels were utter **** and the new CG clone wars might just be the nail in the coffin for this franchise (although Tartakovsky's version almost made up for it.) I always wanted to see sequels to the original trilogy, and I still think that could be a possibility. what do you...
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    Your God Given Rights!

    I have been reading the thread about the second amendment to the constitution of the United States of America and people are talking about these things called "rights"? Just what the heck are these things? Sometimes people call them your God given rights. I looked into it, but I couldn't...
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    New Italian Soccer(Football) Trick Exposed!

    http://sports.yahoo.com/sow/news?slug=ap-italy-shortsdown&prov=ap&type=lgns
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    holiday food = gross?

    the thread about egg nog got me thinking. is it just me or is holiday food kind of gross? everyone hates fruitcake. wtf is fig pudding? and everyone says that they like stuffing and cranberry sauce, but no one ever eats it except for one day a year. it must not be that good.
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    Pardon me, there's a fly in my cum

    Don't you **** it when you are about to lick some semen off the floor, or boot heel or anal orifice, and you notice that an insect is floating there? that really puts off my appetite.
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    Rap sucks

    maybe so. But what I'm wondering is, is it just me, because it seems like this is the only genre to consistently be written off by it's detractors. You never seem to hear rappers saying that they **** rock music and that it all is terrible, or rockers saying that they **** folk, or jazz...
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    How about holidays?

    a recent thread got me thinking. Does your job give you time off for federal holidays?
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    Texas evacuations

    so I guess everyone in the south is leaving because they are about to get pwned by hurricanes. I say fuck them. We need to get tough on these free-loading interstate border jumpers. call the minutemen, call in the national guard, write your congressman. tell them that you don't want Texans...
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    my new theory

    Ok, so here's my new theory. There is no Illuminati, that is just disinformation. In fact, all history is false, and it is actually just a message sent back from people in the future. But that message has been mostly misunderstood. 10,000 years ago aliens arrived on earth and built the...
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    the Server is Going Down on Me

    and i'm not turned on.
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    Take a bite outta Allah

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7520149.stm guess he was gettin tired of jesus hogging all the publicity by appearing on food products.
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    I have a sig?

    Just wondering.
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    U.S. to establish diplomatic presence in Iran

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080717/pl_nm/iran_usa_presence_dc What do you think? Is this a possible peaceful resolution between the two nations, or a pretext to establish military action?
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    porn - a humanitarian effort

    So there I was, perplexed once again at the observational dialog that seemed to point out the glaringly obvious. Why do porn stars feel the need to incessantly verbalize everything that just happened? When she said, "do you like rubbing my pussy while you fuck my ass?" I thought, "We can...
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    Hitler gets pwned

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080705/od_nm/hitler_head_dc sorry, no video.
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    nuclear waste

    this is sort of a run-off thread from the Hydrogen powered one. I was reading up on the subject and I remembered a few things that I wanted to share. In 2000 forest fires damaged several facilities of the Los Alamos National lab, the site of the creation of the first atomic bomb. While it...
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    Iran dismisses threat of U.S. or Israeli ****** as 'craziness'

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080702/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iran this poster calls an appeal to american rational "craziness." sadly, I think this guy overestimates the world 's reasonability. You got a military guy that is pretty much saying that Iran doesn't have the right to impose sanctions on...
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    Who is creepier?

    Jugen Prochnow Beerfest, Das Boot, Dune, In the mouth of madness, Primeval OR John Malkovich Being John Malkovich, Hitchhiker's Guide, Shadow of the vampire, Mary Reily I think both of these guys are really creepy. So it's up to you to decide who is creepiest!
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    Chinese are to be reclassified as black people.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7461099.stm I think that they are misunderstanding exactly what the compliant is. seems very silly, and I really don't think that is going to work unless white people become black too.
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    M. Night's **** Happens

    a better title than "the happening". basically same thing. If you don't know this is the new movie by contraversial director of Signs and the Sixth Sense about a group of people trying to cope with a phenominon that is causing mass suicides. The trailer had me interested. I wondered if it was...
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    Who looks better in drag?

    let's hear it folks.
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    The Early Mesozoic Music Thread

    I love you guys.:D
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    facetious' List

    How cool am I? I'll give it a shot. You're democratic - left. negative. Veg. check. areligious. Thank God I'm an Atheist. pseudo - environmentalist. I'll give you that one. But I am a fan of the real ones. Anti prosperity. Spock is my friend. pro ******* immigration. more like...
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    White House, Senate Divided On How To Waste Money

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/congress_iraq_funding No quote available to sum up the multitude of stupid ideas the government has to spend money on. No mention of the idea of NOT digging the US economy deeper into debt and throwing away more money that we don't have.
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    Supernova's are having the Best Week Ever!

    Scientists witness start of star's explosive death
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    Lawyer: Gitmo suspect attempted suicide

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080520/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/guantanamo_suicide_attempt This article confirms serious doubts on the ability of this installation to effectively establish the guilt of it's prisoners. I ask yet again, if these people are terrorists, why not try them in US courts ? If...
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    More of those Patriotic Car Companies (sarcasm)

    GM to lay off 3,550 at 4 pickup truck and SUV factories there stock is up, so what is this loss they are bitching about?:bs:
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    American Patriot Registration

    http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/patriot/index.asp Just stumbled upon this. the whole website is pretty out-there, but these questions are rather hilarious. I'm particular fond of "your political affiliation" question.
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    Phoenix Mayor Gordon calls for FBI investigation of (Sheriff Joe) Arpaio

    http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/articles/0413gordonarpaio0413.html
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    Once and For All, Who is better?

    Or maybe Gamara Vs. Ultraman?
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    Steven King fans?

    The SK Movie thread made me think of it.
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    Man eating badgers terrorise Iraqi city of Basra!

    Best headline ever. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6295138.stm British blamed for Basra badgers The badgers appeared near the British base in Basra British ****** have denied rumours that they released a plague of ferocious badgers into the Iraqi city of Basra. Word spread among...
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    Racism in cartoons.

    Is it just me or did you never see any black people on the Jetsons? what are they trying to say, that there won't be any black people in the future? that's just wrong.
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    George Bush For President '08?

    http://www.nowpublic.com/national_security_homeland_security_presidential_directive editorial on the subject: http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/5/29/12921/7971
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