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  1. youwanttoshagme

    damn you bill gates!

    (I apploogise for the symbols used in the previous post especially as I started this thread)
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    Unlucky numbers as a nation.

    Five used to be unlucky in the army, as it could be miss heard as fire, so was prone to either missing or hitting someone you didn't want to hit. 42 if your religious.
  3. youwanttoshagme

    damn you bill gates!

    Hang on, think I've got Billy's address somewhere. Used to play golf with him and he said any problems drop in. You can knock on his door and ask him what's up. His abdress i$ (^$?;i Dr!v3, M@@[wn big f++k o$$ i$|@nd USA. ****, why is my Windows freezing up and key b0@rd giving funny...
  4. youwanttoshagme

    Fetishes I don't understand.

    ****. It's all just a load of crap to me
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    Txt spk. Cn u reed it, or du gt p!$$3d off @ it?

    I may be feeling may age or something, but text speak. Are what do you think of it? Personally, I **** it. In what ever form, I **** it. I've always been told to type to the best of my ability, regularly write 3000+ word reports and I have had to mark numerous others. I have to communicate...
  6. youwanttoshagme

    post your favorite pose!

    Guessing from the above links it's some kind of frog squatting position maybe.......
  7. youwanttoshagme

    Lindsay Lohan

    Re: any got any good Lindsay Lohan pics? Maybe, but have you ever thought of looking here; http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=11486 Or maybe hitting the search button???
  8. youwanttoshagme

    Kylie Minogue

    3rd thread? Merge?????
  9. youwanttoshagme

    Internet could be made obsolete.

    I can't wait to getting started on it. For the work I do, I think it's amazing. The idea was conceived because of CERN and LHC with the amount of data produced. To stop bottlenecking and over consumption of power in the Geneva area, the grid is designed to spread the load throughout the...
  10. youwanttoshagme

    Worst film you have ever seen?

    2001 is one of the best films ever made. It still looks fantastic all these years on. I'd much rather watch it again and again and again then some of the space movie crap they churn out now. I don't think anyone could produce a movie like that now without being compared to it.
  11. youwanttoshagme

    Inventor of the Egg McMuffin has died...

    I never wish anyone dead, but Egg McMuffins? Is that really a notable achievement? Famous for taking a good food product (the egg) and destroying it? Long eggs? No thank you!
  12. youwanttoshagme

    guns:how many do you own?

    One question; Why? Who could possibly need a ***? I would like a *** as i like self sufficiency. I use an air rifle to shoot rabbits/hares for food. Borrow a friend shotgun for game birds. But if you live in a city, in your everyday life, why would you ever need a ***?
  13. youwanttoshagme

    $5000 to Invest - What Would You Do?

    Hot new investment, not yet ******, but going to be of very high value. Forecasting an increase in value of nearly $6k very soon. Invest in Youwanttoshagme. Slightly high risk, but worth it.
  14. youwanttoshagme

    Hot dog? Pussy job? Labia job?

    Dry humping? Or is that only if your still clothed (or she's just dry and not really into you)
  15. youwanttoshagme

    I want more Orgasms!!!!

    Because they usually have a head ache?
  16. youwanttoshagme

    energy non crisis?? check out this video

    My god, that fella talks bullshit. He's speaking like a missionary on a religious quest rather than a businessmen or scientist. Thank god my company will be bringing in the money with bullshit like this circulating. With in the next 3 years, my company is likely to pull in around $20million...
  17. youwanttoshagme

    Katie Price / Jordan / Katie Jordan / Katrina Alexandra Infield / Katy Price

    Re: Katie Price (a.k.a. Jordan) Like spooner said, THERE IS ALREADY A THREAD. With that respect, please follow this link; http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting
  18. youwanttoshagme

    Ricin discovered in Las Vegas hotel

    Better get banning those caster beans then........
  19. youwanttoshagme

    Future of Porn

    Has there already be (several!) threads on this already???
  20. youwanttoshagme

    Lindsay Lohan

    For those that want to download the mag as a PDF; http://softarchive.net/magazine/linsay_lohan_nude_in_new_york_feb:52354.html
  21. youwanttoshagme

    Whats this sudden fascination with...

    because someone has put someone on the front of a magazine and everyone is supposed to follow the trend? Wonder what would happen if a ***** got on the front of Vogue wearing Muslim dress instead? Would people be fickle enough to follow in the name of "fashion"??
  22. youwanttoshagme

    Obama's Draconian *** Control Plan

    Good idea. Will harbour some underground and black market economy, but tighter controls are needed.
  23. youwanttoshagme

    What do you do in your free time?

    Could tell you, but prefer to keep my personal life and online life separate. As a rough, general idea, I don't get much free time as I work A LOT!!! but when I do get free time, with my ****** and friends, I do some extreme sports, and travel.
  24. youwanttoshagme

    Do you think this is Right move.... About Game Section

    Post counts are post counts. They tell you if people are more active or not, rather than if they have anything to say or an opinion that matters. I could post 700 posts all of photos of Maggy Thatcher but that wouldn't mean anything (an make most people sick). No-one would look at them but...
  25. youwanttoshagme

    Why do we British ***** tea and Americans ***** coffee?

    Italians and Arab countries make the best coffee by far I've found.
  26. youwanttoshagme

    What new stuff would you like to see in porn?

    Mutated sea bass with fringing laser on their heads. What's actually inside the suit case in Pulp Fiction. Cult moves inter-spliced with funny hardcore scenes. Kinda TV burp style (UK lot will no what I mean)
  27. youwanttoshagme

    The best cRPG you've ever played?

    My god. Do people actually still play these games? I thought that the land of the sad geek that didn't have the courage to by a skin mag ended with the super-highway to pussyvile. I can't think of anything worse than sitting at home at my PC jerking off to pixels of woman who don't exist...
  28. youwanttoshagme

    The best cRPG you've ever played?

    Shouldn't this thread be in "Games" section?
  29. youwanttoshagme

    Lilly Allen

    Shouldn't this thread be merged with the ***** forum?
  30. youwanttoshagme

    What is wrong with our society?

    Not bioengineered but additives certainly alter mood. Poor parenting and excessive amounts of E numbers given to **** certainly effect society. I've worked with young people, I have seen the effects they have.
  31. youwanttoshagme

    Scotch. I love it.

    For those of you who want to learn a little more about the spirit of life, check out the conference. LONDON (Reuters) - It could be paradise, a show carrying samples of the world's best whiskies travelling the globe offering tempting tastings for aficionados and the uninitiated alike. Now in...
  32. youwanttoshagme

    Nude beaches

    Those places kind of scare me. I'd have a permanent boner and it would be quiet obvious. I think other girls boyfriend would want to beat me up, and my girlfriend would wonder who I'm looking at.
  33. youwanttoshagme

    Is America still online??

    What ever happened to AOL? I remember in the UK, AOL claimed to be the biggest provider of dial up internet when Freeserve was actually bigger. That got them a rap on the knuckles. Then broadband exploded and suddenly all the ISP's got shaken up and dial up died a death. Likes of Ntl (now...
  34. youwanttoshagme

    Why do we British ***** tea and Americans ***** coffee?

    Think home and street life is a bit different. Don't know about at homes, as I haven't been around everyone's homes to check, but generaly; High street; coffee. Costa, Nero, Starfucks, etc... etc... etc... Women with push chair, people in suits and general all sipping a...
  35. youwanttoshagme

    Annoyances

    Re: What are your Biggest Pet Peeves? Repetitive threads on here or threads that seam so benign I feel like my IQ is dropping Txt spk Short people with umbrellas. Chav/Scally/Ned happy hardcore music Ignorant people.
  36. youwanttoshagme

    Prince Harry in Afghanistan

    Good on him. He always said he wanted to go, and when his troop were originally called up, he was gutted when the media had a field day, and prevented him from going. Least now he has had the quiet time away from the attention to actually do what he has been trained to do, get the experience...
  37. youwanttoshagme

    Automated killer robots

    Just wait until a whole war is stopped because of a 10yr old with their bluetooth still on on their mobile phone
  38. youwanttoshagme

    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

    On my desk top, I've got my screen, some pens, a load of journal articles I'm working through, printer, my dinner and keyboard and mouse. On my wallpaper I have mainly paint, although some places are flaking. Then I have selves with more papers, photos of my ******, a clock, the curtain rail...
  39. youwanttoshagme

    Thought your **** laws were tight?

    Dubai ******* is also ****** as it's a Muslim state. You can get custodial term for ******* disorderly, supply to Muslims or possession in certain places. I've been to Dubai, where I much prefer business. No loss of work due to over indulgent parties, hangover, or staff that are stoned...
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    Lilly Allen

    she'd take it too, as she admits to anal
  41. youwanttoshagme

    Thought your **** laws were tight?

    Dubai is a powerhouse of business. Arabs are strict in their self control and have a very high work ethic. Dubai is the place it is because of it and I support them on the tough anti-***** stance. Ok, 0.003g is harsh, but I believe in what they are trying to enforce. If I had a choice...
  42. youwanttoshagme

    Thought your **** laws were tight?

    http://uk.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUKL2692911520080226?feedType=RSS&feedName=worldNews&rpc=451 Says it all!
  43. youwanttoshagme

    Massive Power Outtage in Florida, 8+ Million Affected

    "Still out. I'm stringing together all my AA batteries to keep this PC going. The hamsters going mad to keep the modem werring."
  44. youwanttoshagme

    The best artists ever

    Artists? I was going to say Dali or Turner.
  45. youwanttoshagme

    I like to pop my collar.

    Can people please refrain from using the term "Just do it" It is a registered trademark of Nike, and I fear infingment may cause Nike to pursue legal action resulting in either the deletion of this highly informative, if a little teadius thread, or the closure of Freeones forum. In future, if...
  46. youwanttoshagme

    I like to pop my collar.

    What the fuck? This may help; http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pop+my+collar Explains it a bit. Whoever the first person was on this thread, is that really your contribution to life? I'm losing the will to live if I'm actually read threads this ****.
  47. youwanttoshagme

    News

    Mail and Mirror contain opinion instead of news anyway. For people who don't have an opinion of there own and want to persuade others that they are middle class. Avoid these papers and people at all costs
  48. youwanttoshagme

    134-pound cheeseburger

    And we wonder why there are so many fat people......
  49. youwanttoshagme

    anyone know good sites with ebony girls?

    Plus this thread has been done many times. Hit the search button
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