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Actually there is a fourth thing that you need for any project, A BIG FUCKIN' HAMMER. Now we get the job done right.:rofl:

Brian has(had) a better voice than Bon, but Bon just had presence about him and a true rock-n-roll attitude.

Let's take the high profile name, the crime committed and the outrage over it out of the discussion all together. When he gets out, say he ends up missing two seasons, you have a QB who wasn't very good to begin with who hasn't played in two years. YEAH lets sign him. :rolleyes: I'm just looking...

Lorena Bobbit has nothing on this Russian women. OUCH!!!! :eek: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070822/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_russia_crime_penis;_ylt=ApRpGl6d_6u23elnw0coS9PtiBIF

At least way back when I played Little League you were not supposed to throw any kind of breaking ball because of the chance of injury. Now every pitcher I knew had at least one breaker that they threw, so I suppose if a *** had big enough hands he would probably throw a splitter.

You scored as a Red Wolf As far as your strength goes, you should watch it 'cause you really will hurt someone one of these days. Besides that you're a regular teddy bear. Red wolf 95% Black wolf 95% blue wolf 80% silver wolf 75% grey wolf 70% white wolf 65% brown wolf 40% yellow wolf...

Identical quads born in Montana. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/identical_quadruplets;_ylt=AtF9wNQi3Saof9MC18.vnlus0NUE

Do you stop listening to songs by one of your favorites when they die? Do you not watch mainstream movies when an actor dies? Enjoy there work.

Are you forgetting classics such as "Bronco Billy" and "Any Which Way You Can" Anyways of the two you got to go with "Smokey"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070815/ap_on_fe_st/odd_monkey_amok;_ylt=Alle0dAvrwYhzs0aqavWBjms0NUE This monkey doesn't like being locked up. I wonder if I can get him for a crime spree? j/k

Are you threatening me? I need tp for my bung hole.

Cowboys Forever.

Country, Blues, Classic Rock, Metal, Folk.

Roth IS an idiot, he couldn't handle it with two Van Halens and now he has to deal with three!

Rub-a-dub-dub, she and I in a tub

1990's Cowboys, the triplets, the D and the best O line in the game. Also the 'Boys were a very good team in the last half of the 60's, all of the 70's (damn Steelers) and the first half of the 80's. Montana was trying to throw it away but couldn't even do that right. But REALLY I'm over that...

You know I don't know why morning wood happens, I'm just happy that it does.

No it's the Nookie *******.:1orglaugh

Hank Williams, Jr. logo.

I couldn't have said it better. Game three of the preseason is when you can get an idea of how good your team will be as the starters play into the 3rd qtr. for the most part. Game 4 is a total wankfest with every one trying to not get hurt.

Michael Irvin was the heart of those Super Bowl teams, for all his problems off the field he was a professional on it. The triplets had to be in Canton. As far as Jimmy Johnson goes he always has been and always will be a self serving prick, but he was a hell of a ball coach.

Naked chicks? And I've been coming in here for the witty banter.

Everything depends on the properties of the turd. A nice solid **** gets folded tissue, if it's more like squeezing out 10w-40 then you need plenty of surface area.

Bonds was a sure bet Hall of Fame player before any of the steroids rumors started. Yes he is a first class prick but so was Ty Cobb. As far as unbreakable records go I'd have to say that Johnny Vander Meer's back to back no-hitters is a safe bet to never be broken. I mean three in a row, yeah...

Hey it was one time and I was on the *******.

Remember that nymphomania patient with the IV **** using crackhead boyfriend? Weeellll......

I believe that there is but I won't know till I get there.

I have had a couple of them, one just for sport and another with a girlfriend and another chick. Great times, but would never do another while in a relationship. A buddy of mine had a girlfriend several years ago that wanted me to join them, but my buddy and I certainly didn't want to see the...

I live in Michigan, we are already in one.

Hulk...Smash...Arrggg

We don't have any positi.... no openi..... oh hell you're hired!!!

Or a least reason to not get caught. I'm too pretty for prison anyways.

I'll have to go with daytime, but I do like the taste of glass, a little too crunchy though. Maybe if I had a better recipe.

Monkey unlocks himself, eludes *** staff. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070801/ap_on_fe_st/odd_monkey_amok;_ylt=Alsnzk7c.lPw0oGrrZ4p_6TtiBIF

ZZ Top Bruce Springsteen Hank Williams Jr. AC/DC Prince Stevie Ray Vaughan Alabama .38 Special Ozzy Osbourn Van Halen

Re: No hair down there Another anti - Bush thread? :1orglaugh

A free bottle in front of me is better than a pre-frontal lobotomy. :****:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AoYGejOs1RjJPMX_dc2taZ05nYcB?slug=ap-obit-walsh&prov=ap&type=lgns As a Cowboys fan I have no great love for a 'niner but a whole lot of respect. RIP Coach.

As much as I **** to say this Michigan's offense is stacked this year. Nov. 10 at Wisconsin should be the game of the year in the Big 10. USC, LSU and West Virginia should be right there at the end also.

First hand knowledge? j/k

DAMN !!!!:nannerf2:

I haven't got through all of my scouting reports yet but off the top of my head I'll go with Baltimore over Dallas. Ok Dallas is a stretch but they did really improve themselves and in the NFC anything is possible. The Ravens still have a DAMN good defence and I think the offence will surprise...

But now comes the real important question. Will Ryan Stiles and Wayne Brady have to pick the pricing games out of a hat?

Damn and I was just having a craving for crappy little cookies.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070716/ap_on_fe_st/odd911_abuse;_ylt=AkPQf6XnpZwkZqdE5wEKfGaek3QF Man calls 911 because he was surrounded by police. :helpme:

That's Giada, I'd let her smoke my sausage anytime.

Ohhh noooo it's a badger run for your life! :dunno:

Vick was supposed to revolutionize the QB position, now he needs to worry about the "I just dropped the soap" position. He is so bad at QB I'm surprised he wasn't with the Lions.

Never been afraid of them, but even as a small ***** I just knew they were evil.

I don't know why it's in funny pictures though. But she does make me feel kinda funny, like when you climb the rope in gym class, schwing.