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Oh, you're just making **** up now. Perfect qualifications for going to work for Alex Jones. :D:hatsoff::tinhat:

Simply beautiful. That's what you are.;)

I shall be selling my new line of 'May 22, 2011 - the day Christianity died' tee shirts and commemorative mugs. Other than that, the usual: **** up, coffee, cigarette, monumental bowel movement, more coffee and then down to work and avoiding work until M'Lady makes an appearance and the sexual...

And where exactly should I bring it to .. ? :cool: (and I agree with Hot Mega; that is a lovely looking puss. Looks .... delicious :D)

This is why I work at home .... I can masturbate at my leisure; and I don't have to worry about friendly fire from neighboring desks.

***** and fruit punch vitamin water ... gotta keep it healthy!

The Chinese already effectively controls Afghanistan .... as the major power behind the Golden Triangle heroin trade, they direct Afghanistan's only viable economic activity - poppy farming - sub rosa, and without having to get their hands dirty, or their citizens dead, policing that God...

If you are unsure if you are committed to getting a Phd, then you are not committed enough to get a Phd. In which case, why waste your time on something that does not have your heart or passion in it? We are a long time dead. Go do something that makes you happy and rewards you in the ways you...

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Just a quick note for Super Nova..... Thank you, babe :hatsoff: :kiss:

I'd like to see you try :D

Nothing says 'Hi, I'm your new neighbor' like a cock in the ass.:D

use Freeones points to buy ban time for other members ....

pure genius

I really, really, really like this new background. No, I do. I do. Look, fuck off. OK?

until now

fee fi fo fum, i smell the scent of win-dom

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hat_trick http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goals http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_11 Capon to qaudratic equation

Sharks fans:D

zip it

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread This is an excellent point; although, you could argue he was that white because of some ultra-virulent space vitiligo ...:D:D And we all know anything prefixed with 'space' is going to be super nasty if it's a disease :1orglaugh

fiesta!

Dammit

w a t e r

I, neither ...

Holy ****! That was intense .....:D

but not more than I win

W i n

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Unless you count James Earl Jones' voicing of Darth Vader ....:dunno:

All the fucking time! eaten something off the floor?

I win. Some pie.

there needs to be a cunnilingus Smiley ....

Really .. that sounds like a hideous oversight .... can you post a link to the thread so I can leave a witheringly sarcastic post? :D ;) :D

If he hasn't had his cock half way down her gullet yet, she doesn't like him. (and by down her gullet, I mean with her alive/not in a ******* chamber with her lower jaw removed)

I'll take that nice rump please, rare .......

I'm fucking overjoyed with that :D:D:D

I would eat it with gusto, but with respect:D

I am simply irked by Will Smith. I desperately want to **** the vanilla little mutherfucker, but I actually really like him and his movies ....fucker.

The maybe you should pass me your pie .....:D:D

Cats often prefer a more Zen approach to warfare ... often employing the Plains Indian practice of counting coup ...as in this perfect demonstration by a minion. Note the expert application of this counting coup assault launched against the smelly hippy.

I edited it for ya .... sorry about that, it was a little without context:D

Underworld II. Should have ended with Kate Beckinsale peeling out of her tight rubber suit, and having her pussy and ass eaten for a hour by Got Giselle.

What was that ..? Sorry, I must have missed your stringent exegesis on my legal background and knowledge ..... Invertebrate.:facepalm: At least WTC7 - moron fuckwit that he was - had passion and was occasionally amusing. Compared to your posts, his were positively Einsteinian.

Finally, Grandpa knew where his pet squirrel had disappeared to ....

The weather is excellent, sunny, bright and with only a slight chance of Zionist Overlords .... wait, no .. sorry, I meant rain.:D

going to blubber his way out of a keel hauling ...

backwards about being forward

My first .. Spectrum ZX81 ...... 1MB memory, but we wired in an extra 1MB so it was super powerful .....

In a way, I kind of admire how you are so readily prepared to make an utter fool of yourself. You know that your assumptions about my background and knowledge of the law are correct, do you? Tell me, Willy, just how do you know what my legal knowledge is? Please, explain, in detail .....

You make many assumptions about my knowledge of civil, criminal, constitutional and military law .. all wrong, but thanks for playing. :tinhat:

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