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  1. TheOrangeCat

    Thought Police ****** Again: Kimberly Kupps Arrested for ... Making Porn

    Fucking ludicrous. One more example of the moral minority combining disastrously with the depressingly and increasingly poor quality of *************** officers and their prosecutorial colleagues. She has a defense fund if anyone wants to help out...
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    How Do You Hit On Chicks?

    I bet you just give her 'the polo mallet' over the back (ha!) of the head:D
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    Tattooed Perfection

    Miss Ivy Snow:drool1: Emma Ink :drool1: :drool1::drool1:
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    How Do You Hit On Chicks?

    And after you are released from jail ......? :D
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    windows to mac? converting over.

    I love Macs. I also love PCs. I have both. I am very happy. Now I need baloons.
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    Revenge Isn't Sweet.

    ^^^ more like torn a new one!
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    Why did I just get blue balls...

    Heeeeeeeeeeey! :cool:
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    It's been a while since I last did much.

    The FreeOnes Cadence "Basic training kept you away Lack of FreeOnes leads to gay Get yourself back on the board Spank and jerk to your porn hoarde."
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    What are you listening to right now?

    -PtfyRjkn40
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    Why did I just get blue balls...

    There can be only one!!:elaugh:
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    Geekorum Magnificante!!!!

    *coughs whatageek! :D
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    How Do You Hit On Chicks?

    This is true and, on occasions when I'm sure I've read the 'I'm the exception' signals, I have opted not so much for a hit, more a simple declaration of facts, including the impossibly awful, but always effective "I'm way more bad boy than you can handle, sweetheart". And, damn me, if that...
  13. TheOrangeCat

    How Do You Hit On Chicks?

    They do say if you can make a girl laugh, you're half way to getting her into bed.:D So, how is the action after the laughter dies down ...?
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    How Do You Hit On Chicks?

    Envy does not become you, my Shifty friend.:D
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    How Do You Hit On Chicks?

    I never 'hit' on chicks .... I've always found just talking to them like they are normal human beings, and not simply walking orifices designed solely for a man's pleasure, was far more effective than any line or 'hit'.
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    Revenge Isn't Sweet.

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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    more cold coffee
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    The Art of the Power ***

    Camel Belly!!!!! Hawt
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    Finger Lickin' Good!

    Nothing like a juicy, tasty, crispy ....
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    OC Goes Into Treatment

    ^^ this!!!
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    Which TV character would you bang?

    I have a better idea ... You, Robin and ME!!!!!
  22. TheOrangeCat

    Open Casting Call in Chicago For New Superman Movie

    I want to be Lois Lane's underwear .....
  23. TheOrangeCat

    Jackass star Ryan Dunn ****** in 'high-speed' crash as Porsche explodes into fireball

    Re: Jackass star Ryan Dunn ****** in 'high-speed' crash as Porsche explodes into fire Can't argue with that.
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    >>> Scheduled Maintenance on Friday June 24th (FINISHED)

    Re: >>> Scheduled Maintenance on Friday June 24th How about you kick us off with another peanut butter and dog post;)
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    >>> Scheduled Maintenance on Friday June 24th (FINISHED)

    Re: >>> Scheduled Maintenance on Friday June 24th I plan to spend my FO vacation masturbating furiously ... no, wait. Damn. Nothing ever changes.
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    Jackass star Ryan Dunn ****** in 'high-speed' crash as Porsche explodes into fireball

    Re: Jackass star Ryan Dunn ****** in 'high-speed' crash as Porsche explodes into fire In fairness, he did post this: It's harsh, but he makes a good point. It's usually innocents that end up road pizza thanks to ***** drivers, who tend to bounce away unscathed from their crimes. I agree...
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    Geekorum Magnificante!!!!

    Yes, it's the Wizard's Wand Universal Remote .... awesome, in a tragically sad way:D
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    Open Casting Call in Chicago For New Superman Movie

    four posts in and already PK is ordering BJs from fellow members:D
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    Open Casting Call in Chicago For New Superman Movie

    Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Andronicus leaving skid marks in the drive as he heads off to fulfill his Diva destiny! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ac/20110622/us_ac/8677139_open_casting_call_in_chicago_on_june_25_for_new_superman_movie
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    Which TV character would you bang?

    That would be Robin Tunney (The Craft, End of Days) ..... yummy yummy!
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    Jackass star Ryan Dunn ****** in 'high-speed' crash as Porsche explodes into fireball

    Re: Jackass star Ryan Dunn ****** in 'high-speed' crash as Porsche explodes into fire He was an idiot He's dead as a result End of story
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    Those Whacky Russians! Fun With Mortars

    FAIL :facepalm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qehUdr-d4A&feature=topvideos_mp
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    >>> Scheduled Maintenance on Friday June 24th (FINISHED)

    Re: >>> Scheduled Maintenance on Friday June 24th I'll start a thread immediately ...no, wait ....:facepalm:
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Vitamin enriched lemonade
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    Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las Vegas

    Re: Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las V Yes, it's within the law. And I'm sure they waited until the wedding night to pluck her flower .... But he's still, basically, a kiddie-fiddler.
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    Creepy Wiki Articles

    Capgras Delusion
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    The member above me is NOT...

    a 54 feet tall aubergine
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    They are fucking incredible! The first album, Inlikted is great, the new album - Blunt *****...

    They are fucking incredible! The first album, Inlikted is great, the new album - Blunt ***** Trauma - blew me away.
  39. TheOrangeCat

    Man flies US Airways in women's underwear

    was it sexy underwear, or granny panties? I think we should be told.
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    Drinks and food.

    haddock
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    Drinks and food.

    pumpkin soup
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    Magazine

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    Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las Vegas

    Re: Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las V Oh, remorseful day. Oh, omens and portents of doom. I distinctly smell sulphur, and the approach of the Dark One. I agree with Will E.
  44. TheOrangeCat

    Feds crack down...

    Apart from the utter ludicrousness of the post, almost anyone who has read a newspaper, watched TV or even used the new-fangled InterTube since 1991 should know the KGB has been shut down since then. Admittedly, its only 20 years to catch up. And some creatures move much slower than others, or...
  45. TheOrangeCat

    Feds crack down...

    :facepalm:
  46. TheOrangeCat

    TOC: A true intellectual

    ^^^ That wasn't me.
  47. TheOrangeCat

    Can you fuck one chick and be......

    the trick is to only fuck chicks with the same name:D
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    Drinks and food.

    emulsions
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