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Only two weeks? That sucks. I was thinking more along the lines of CP, rather than 'Paul Blart Mall Cop' kinda security. Please don't shoot me. :D

See, had he been a proper cop (and not some wimpy liberal Euro Barbie cop), he'd have had a drop piece. This enables the following. 1. Shooting the suspect dead. Much less paperwork, noone to challenge your version of events in court, much less running involved. 2. Plant drop piece on suspect...

Noodles and pork.

Earlier this afternoon. Awesome.

No.

Do NOT, under any circumstances whatsofucking ever, listen to advice from time traveling yourselves.

yesterday, I roasted an entire pig.

Why does everyone assume the first pic I posted isn't actually me?

Re: What you watching right now! Parks & Recreation Ron Fucking Swanson!

My bad. And, yes, I know I look awesome.

I knew it was all over once The Cosby Show ended,

:ban::elaugh:

It's called tough love. Suck it up.

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That reminds me. I need worms for tomorrow's fishing trip.

I hope she died with a ***** in her hand :D RIP Betty.

The square root of win = ToC

I find Jon S guilty of being pedantic. Let's execute him. I have a rope, a sturdy beam and something called a 'Black Hammer Ass Marauder'. (I found it in a playground. What was I doing in a playground? It's a long story involving a detachable penis and some NoDoz'. Leave me alone. I don't have...

I bet she chugs those all night long.

I often ***** about Pirate King's penis. It's detachable, so maybe that's why. Is it envy .. or does it sneak into my bed while I'm ******? I'm very confused.

I **** you for this, VodkasVictim! :D

Thanks for the rep, babe! Everything good in your life???

Thanks for the rep babe! Hope you're well ...

Not guilty does not = 'innocent'. It means the prosecution could not prove thier case beyond a reasonable doubt.

Actually she was found 'not guilty', a very different thing to being found innocent. Not Guilty means the prosecution failed to prove their case beyond a reasonable doubt. It is not a verdict of innocence, merely a verdict that reflects a lack of proof to convict. It's actually a very...

Pussy Patrol. Feared for their stealth and cuninng.

uhm no, You dribbling pervert.

Bwuahahahahahaha

Totally. Where's my million dollar contract offer? I once took a **** next to Mick Jagger. That has to be worth coin to someone - particularly a desperate turd farmer like Hirsch.

You're on the hit list now as well, sunshine. ***** with one eye open. The minions are coming for you.

I thought we had this clear already. I give the orders. You may assume the position and wait until I am ready. And those cheeks better stay at least six inches apart at all times, or it's the ground glass lube for you.

that 'tache is utterly terrifying ....

Now you're even copying my height and weight. Stop it, I say! This is getting creepy. :D

Oh, your number is already up, sunshine. You can run, but you can't hide :orangecat:

See, this is the dichotomy. Either you respect its rights as a sentient being, or you don't. There's no just thing as 'just a' in a societal paradigm that practices ethics and morality at the core of its self-identity. The measure of a society is how we treat those members and beings that are...

pity it's not a better scotch.

This is a good point. At my local supermarket this morning: 3 bags of jumbo chips for $5.00. A bag of cherries: $6.75

Thread this duplicate one other. Put it should we in 'merge threads' to?

God, I **** this bitch. What is it with Republican politics spawning these psycho hosebeasts?

I think I need to 'field test'a few of these cuties before I commit!

Cat justice is swift and harsh. Maybe Boulder has adopted some of its tenants?

Oh the did do a great job. They were excellent lawyers. Just a pity their excellence (and the prosecution's lack of excellence) resulted in a baby killer going free.

Execute her on the spot. Bitch.