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Who did you end up ******* to protect your secret about the arson/insurance fraud? I promise not to tell a soul if you promise not to **** me.

I guess those checks have already cleared from the insurance???

Can I jump the curb with my GMC and hit them while they wait in line on the sidewalk at the welfare office? You can shoot whatever strays get away that my front bumper don't pulverize.

Who needs guns? I'd create a fake flash mob and have them all show up at a studio set Nordstroms... that had a bomb in it. How's that for a smash and grab? Plenty of wet hamburger flying around for the dogs to eat.

I see they had a rally for the new Mayor. Very nice. https://nypost.com/2023/04/16/2-teens-shot-as-rowdy-mob-clashes-with-chicago-cops-for-second-night/

My wife gave me some Mentos from The Philippines that were individually wrapped. It was like putting a spoonful of Vick's VapoRub in your mouth. No likey. No way'y.

It's better than reparations and we can throw a few fat White sows in the back of a flatbed truck and have them hauled all the way to Reparationstan. One man's trash is another man's treasure.

I don't know. Maybe it'll grow on me.

I do. I really do. I even like the stale effect of Mentos. I like Mentos.

If you are a porno lady it means you have sex for money. If you discriminate against one of your Johns based upon his race then you are not only still a hooker but also a racist. There's nothing wrong with hookers but most people consider racists to be jerks in 2023.

Alexis Texas, because of her blatant racism, should be cancelled from making pornography and be ****** to become a mainstream actress in Hollywood where flaunting her White Privilege is not frowned upon. Last time I checked my calendar it said 2023 April 13 approximately 5:44PM PST.

Christy Canyon certainly was well ******* downstairs.

I watched soccer today so I could score a ***.

Very good clip of solid comedy. Thanks Lux. Tom Hanks is always a good host. I used to enjoy the reoccurring character he did with Jon Lovitz.

I'm still watching Snowfall. There are only 2 episodes left for the entire series. Entertaining show but pure entertainment only as "Freeway" Ricky Ross said that the show is not even close to reality. Still worth watching though.

Another thing about these politicians; if the only way you have to defend them is to ****** someone else are they really worth defending and sticking your neck out for?

And again, Johan, if you actually did pay attention and watch you would have seen Tucker Carlson absolutely "bury" Donald Trump in his Exclusive Interview tonight. Tucker didn't exactly place bamboo between Trump's toenails while he gave him that foot massage. For stumbling into this thread the...

For me it was Black Sabbath - Sabbath ****** Sabbath. To this day I am still a Sabbath guy.

Yeah. Tricked and manipulated into it. They didn't go demand more crime. The stronger and more unified we are the less the politicians are able to separate us. Politicians love useful idiots that they can puppeteer and fear-monger. Technology and the pandemic have separated us even more making...

I said we need to combine the good ideas from both sides instead of allowing ourselves to be separated into the herds we are told we belong in.

Why would anyone choose a result that breeds crime on their own unless they were tricked and sold a bag of goods?

Another thing... we need to stay together and quit separating ourselves into our political camps. As long as politicians are able to divide us, they keep us at each others' throats, and are allowed to do nothing then encouraged even more to do nothing if they get re-elected. The guy I voted for...

'member, 'member when people thought there would be no chance in Hell that Vince McMahon would come back? I've been watching professional wrestling for a long time following this carnival and always knew the Boss of all Bosses would return and brush aside the King of Kings. Vince McMahon is WWE.

Mental health definitely needs to be a focus. Intervene before the person gets the idea to use a ***. Too many ****** and friends look the other way assuming everything will be alright. You need to talk and communicate to those that are close to you. People and even killers are different and you...

A *** cannot form evil intent anymore than it can decide to be violent. Words and terminology matter and they are not accidental. Even "gang ********" is dismissed as *** ******** in the news. Maybe not someone with half a brain but plenty of people with pea brains that froth at the mouth over...

I will say that being POTUS is a tough job. Imagine the ******** they have to brew in the laboratory to **** up our Corpse In Chief in the morning.

That's because they had extra food left over from 30 years ago that they are nuking for hungry customers today.

Putting enough consistent blame on guns every single day while changing around words and terminology confuses people making them believe the *** has the evil intent instead of the human being firing it. I predict one day a *** will be perp-walked in front of concerned but cheering citizens.

Yeppers.

Those speaking engagements too. Who's gonna book that crap now? Who wants the association?

Why is an act of mass ****** dismissed as *** ********? Seems to remove a certain amount of accountability from the human being while putting more weight and responsibility on an inanimate object.

Here's a riddle... How does a witch doctor carry water for a corpse?

Maybe Trump is as much into ********* as Lindsey is into Black Males.

My wife didn't know who Andy Kaufman was. I told her about him and also said he was such an unusual comic you didn't know he was funny until 30 years after he died. This was just regular funny in real time though...

I've mentioned your name, assari, sounds like a Japanese guy apologizing. "assari! assari! assari! assari! assari!"

If you did you would know how coy the main hosts have been playing it. I don’t doubt the network has had issues supporting Trump in the past but, in the end, they want to position themselves to he backing the winner along with having access to the winner.

We need more people like him. There are too many folks who just look out for themselves feeling a sense of entitlement sitting next to the mailbox opening it occasionally to see if somebody put a check in there.

Johan, I can see your Google machine works and you were successful conducting a search to find 2 links that supported your position. But, what have you seen with your own two eyes while watching Fox News that indicates that Tucker, Hannity, and Laura have switched sides and are now backing...

Well, bless your heart. Looks like you have the meter running. What a thoughtful and selfless act for you to volunteer to be such a fastidiously reactive bean counter for African-Americans calculating centuries of inequities also knowing you would have to reach deep into your pocket and pay them.

Wasn’t Mandy Rose doing that?

We are all big piggies and don't leave leftovers. I think if a table ordered a bunch of stuff then hardly touched it they might get charged extra. You don't have to eat all of it. We do though. Today is Friday and we are eating lighter at some Louisiana Shrimp place in San Diego.

We did it. Had our Korean BBQ tonight. My ******-in-law hung in there pretty nicely even though he suffered a food **** and is *********** in another room now. I ate enough tonight to **** off an entire cult of vegans. If you ever come to LA this is our Korean BBQ spot. Koreatown can be quite...