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  1. sporty_carr

    who are the worst comedians?

    I agree, this guy is way overrated. Yes to all of these. I don't know who Mitch Hedburg is, but judging by your list he must suck pretty bad. I liked Dane Cook when he did stand-up, but the few movies I've seen him in were :*****: Oh yeah, and Adam Sandler hasn't been funny since the 90s.
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    Zup everyone!

    Don't worry perfect, we will guide you.....you'll be a Jedi in no time. Yep, except you'll be like a Jedi of a freeones.....which is, er, a bit lonelier.
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    Amy Reid vs Tory Lane

    I think Tory even looks better than Amy, much less fucks better. I guess I'm in the minority. :dunno:
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    Who do you **** a dog?

    This has become the most suspenseful thread of the week. Even better than soap operas. :1orglaugh
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    Sandra Shine....blonde or brunette?

    Brunette
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    What are you listening to right now?

    The Smashing Pumpkins - The End is The Beginning is The End But maybe I should have listened to this one first.....no, I listened to them in the right order.......no, wait...... :confused:
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    Evngelicals Pray for Climate Change Deliverance

    Hey, isn't that the church where Tom Cruise is god and John Travolta is.......er, vice god? :dunno:
  8. sporty_carr

    The Problem with NeoCons is...

    Actually, both parties are hypocrites. Am I the only one who sees this? :dunno:
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    What's with thanking someone for repping you?

    I usually rep them back and put thanks in the rep message. Now, instead, I'm going to rep people back and put fuck you in the rep message. Poor noobs are going to be so confused.
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    Movie question

    :connects face to palm:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    The Smashing Pumpkins - The Beginning is The End is The Beginning
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    Best Ass (MILF edition)

    Honorable mention: Devon Michaels Lisa Ann Harley Raine
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    Best Ass (MILF edition)

    Dylan Ryder [Please Note: the attachment in this post has been deleted by moderator pussy+dickdenice] [Read more about the board rules: here]
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    Your Favourite Albums Of 2009

    Alice in Chains - Black Gives Way To Blue When I first heard they were releasing this I was fearing the worst, but its actually pretty good.......emphasis on good, not great like their old stuff. Other than that, what can I say.......its been a shitty decade.
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    Denise Milani V Penny Mathias

    Well, normally I would pick Denise, but Penny is extremely hot and losing by a pretty big gap.... so I went with her.
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    The fall of pizza, America's staple food

    I think I may have been there the same day. Was there a hot news reporter covering a story there by any chance? Anyway, all this talk has made me want a pizza. Later!
  17. sporty_carr

    Who do you **** a dog?

    I would buy a small pet carrier and put a can of dog food in the back of it, then shut him in and take him somewhere else. Is there not a vet in Columbia? Sometimes our vet in my town will take them until they can find them a home.
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    Penguin Loves Zookeeper

    It must be all in the way he says I love you.......ICH LIEBE DICH!!!!!! :eek:
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    Evngelicals Pray for Climate Change Deliverance

    Oh ****! HELLRAISER's back! I thought the NeoCons had ********* and silenced you.
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    Has the vampire/zombie thing run its course?

    I voted for vampires yes and zombies no because they really need to scrap these Twilight ideas and make vampires evil again. I think the last vampire movie I liked was 30 Days of Night....and thats been a while. I'll never get sick of zombies , though. There seems to always be a good one getting...
  21. sporty_carr

    Zup everyone!

    Actually, there are a lot of topics that haven't been covered on freeones yet, like: If you could choose between throwing up a pizza, hamburger helper, or guacomole which would you pick and why? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why isn't the word zup in...
  22. sporty_carr

    best rock singer ever

    Layne Staley hands down.
  23. sporty_carr

    Literary Series That Sucks The Least

    Reading any of these books would be the equivalent of being tied to a chair and ****** to listen to Duran Duran for a week straight. So, fuck off Greg! They all suck big nuts!
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    whose ass is better

    Gisele for me.
  25. sporty_carr

    Will an OCSMs Board Participation/Post Count.....

    Ok, here you go........open wide and say AAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!
  26. sporty_carr

    Eat own creampie

    Wait for it............. Wait for it........................................................ :throwup: Now I feel better.
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    Will an OCSMs Board Participation/Post Count.....

    Its ok Blue, everyone has off days. Here.......want a hot dog?
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    Will an OCSMs Board Participation/Post Count.....

    Damn, wanted to post a poll with this but it screwed up. Anyway, discuss.
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    Will an OCSMs Board Participation/Post Count.....

    affect your voting decisions for Miss Freeones 2010?
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    who here craves panties??

    You crave panties too? And I thought I was the only one. I like them cooked in oregano with a pinch of lemon basil served with a fine ****.... :yummie: How do you prepare yours?
  31. sporty_carr

    who would you do

    The invisible one in the middle. Girls with superpowers are hot!
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    There IS A God...

    Quote: The show will end on September 9, 2011, as its 25th season draws to a close, according to a letter from Harpo Inc. that President Tim Bennett addressed to partners and obtained by CNN affiliate WLS-TV. Oh ****! You all know what this means right? The Mayan's were wrong....the world...
  33. sporty_carr

    Your favorite cancelled TV shows

    Buffy, Angel, Married With ********, Tales From the Crypt to name a few.
  34. sporty_carr

    delete

    Sooooo, its 4:50 am and I'm on the delete thread. Yep, its official.....I have no life.
  35. sporty_carr

    Is Khalid Sheikh Mohammed the ugliest SOB on the planet?

    I want one! Er.....wait, they don't go for the groin do they?
  36. sporty_carr

    *** accused of ******* *** into field, ******* him

    I'm no psychologist, but it sounds to me the *** was regretting what he had done if he told his ******. People who don't care usually don't run to tell their ***. Sad story.
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    Smashing Pumpkins or Nirvana

    Now I haven't heard of some of this. Are these acoustic demos Billy Corgan with guitar only or are they various instruments? I will definitely check into these, thanks. :hatsoff:
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    Carmella Bing VS Austin Kincaid

    Carmella for me. Not only do I think she's hot but she also seems like she'd be fun to hang out with.
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    Fairy Tales gone Hot

    I miss Gen 13 :(
  40. sporty_carr

    Catfights On Porn Films

    I saw the same thing with Tory Lane on the behind the scenes of her ********* scene. Makes me wonder if they're staged now?
  41. sporty_carr

    Hi who is online now :)

    67/m/your bathtub
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    >>> It's Official! We're looking for Miss FreeOnes 2010!

    Why do some of the girls stay on the pending list so long? I've noticed that Regan Reese has been there a while. Anyway, my girl Eve's in, so I'm happy. Dance Banana Street Boys.......Dance! :nanner::nanner::nanner::nanner::nanner:
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    Game: Choose her best body part

    Her big natural breasts. Ewa Sonnet
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    Smashing Pumpkins or Nirvana

    I would imagine that he would have collaborated with Dave Grohl and many of the Foo Fighters songs would be Nirvana hybrids. Also, Kurt said he was thinking about incorporating more instruments like the piano. I personally think the best Nirvana had to offer hadn't happened yet. We'll never know.
  45. sporty_carr

    Smashing Pumpkins or Nirvana

    Here's a list of all The Pumpkins rarities you were talking about Meester. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rarities_and_B-Sides_(The_Smashing_Pumpkins_album)
  46. sporty_carr

    Couple had sex on stage during concert

    Get a room! Damn hippies.
  47. sporty_carr

    What are you avoiding ?

    Martians with hairy palms.
  48. sporty_carr

    Ewa Sonnet or Maria Swan?

    Ewa
  49. sporty_carr

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Law Abiding Citizen, though I thought the ending could have been better.
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    NME 50 Top Albums Of The Decade....

    There was music this decade? :dunno:
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