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i don't have a vagina, but i gotta say that doesn't look like a good time...

gotta go with junior on this one, but as with any fight, anything could happen

i agree completely, some are no doubt real and i'd **** to see the condition, mental or otherwise, of the people who post those and are serious :eek:

you should some time, it's very nice. be sure to shower and shave though, chicks appreciate that.

happy birthday in a few days then! in case i forget..

i'll send some love to the new girls and perhaps our first 2 in 1 OCSM the Lane Sisters this time around

probably Mandy Flores, she's hot, intelligent, successful and seems to be independent, interesting and is obviously kinky and open minded. a good recipe for a real relationship IMO.

:D;)

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i'd do everything ;)

they're all fake in my area...most are pretty obvious too, some look like they might be legit but any W4M ad is going to be swamped with emails, better luck if it's a couple4couple or m4m honestly :dunno:

in case someone needs to get shot on the way to the store. anyway sam, those are cute outfits, which one(s) did you order? i wouldn't want to get the same one and end up being your twin when we go out, cause that's just unacceptable :facepalm:

are you related to Jsmoothpa?

mine's busy at the moment but here's Jsmoothpa's to tide you over...

so...ummm...i have a camera, wanna make a video? :D

thanks for the rep buddy!

it actually does feel different and it allows for some very nice camera angles in porn. variety is nice.

may i ask in what language are you a gifted wordsmith?

still not nine years god dammit. :mad:

she didn't used to though.

oopsie...:o

she said she prefers charmin ultra soft but that's besides the point. anyway, she said you had nothing to do with her rise to fame and that she doesn't owe you **** and that tito would do horrible things to your anus if he ever sees you again. might wanna watch out bro. :eek:

here's a DP from the first page of her babe's section...i'm sure if you flipped through the pages you'll find many more http://photos.freeones.com/e_babes/Eva_Angelina_018/

I just got off the phone with Jenna Jameson and she said you're full of ****. :dunno:

maybe his *** sent him to a "home"...

my dick gets bigger when i'm having sex too, it's called an erection ;)

she's been in multiple penetration gangbangs too...

so Benz66, buddy, is it your *** or not?

Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! i have a problem with you doing anything for us that you're not comfortable doing, same goes for any model/pornstar/whatever. that dude sounds like a chode anyway. people like that make me chuckle happily to myself about having a real sex life that...

hemorrhoids aren't awesome...:facepalm:

Shhh Veronica, don't let Sam know it's a joke news site...;)

how old are you?

he does look pretty short in his pictures...still though, not likely.

if size is a determining factor in her sexual enjoyment then you're doing it wrong...

yeah pretty much ;)

that's very clever Jsmoothpa

that's neat. :thumbsup:

:1orglaugh

somehow i never noticed that... anyway i stole mine from the movie death proof by quentin tarantino and put the oh so original number 69 at the end of it..

why don't you ask her?

i got some land i'll make you a hell of a deal on that would suit you perfect.

it's ok if your *** turns me on, but it's not ok if my *** turns me on, it's also not ok if my *** turns you on and it's definitely not ok if your *** turns you on. get it? ;)

dumbass, should have had on eye protection :facepalm:

^hot?

exactly...if she were interested in you personally you'd be able to tell (i hope). you're stuck in the "this guy i know who enjoys similar music to me-zone"

Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! que witty pun: yeah, i can see how that'd be difficult..... :D:facepalm:

it seems that we share the same exact views on this subject...:thumbsup:

that's my philosophy...it's really only gay if you want it to be gay ;)

hey, sometimes things die. i'm sure that deer would be pleased to know people cared about it and wished it well.

so fartsalot, own up, which one is you?