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Stiffy: He takes his porn seriously.

Wait... when did the world stop being stupid? :confused: Why did no one tell me this! Huzzah! I can finally stop being a misanthrope!

Of course you're going to find used porn all through the woods. Little known fact... Sasquatches are chronic masturbators.

Mmmm... hot... :rubbel:

Just so you know, you've been nom'ed for OCSMotW. :)

So you know, you've been nom'ed again for OCSMotW. :)

The great thing about being The Official Harley Spencer Megafanboi™ is that as long as Harley is nom'ed I don't gotta think about ****. Oh wait, no, actually the great thing about being The Official Harley Spencer Megafanboi™ is the Harley Spencer part. :drool2: On weeks where she's not nom'ed...

Worried you're not gonna be able to stop yourself from voting for Justin Beiber too, huh? I've slyly entered everything imaginable that's Bieberish isn't my ad blocker in hopes it will edit him out and give me an edge there! :thumbsup: Really though, what worries me is how damned long the list...

Hmm, the Harley-adulation seems to be (rightfully) rolling in, but the noms not so much. Only Andi so far? Methinks I shall add to that with... hmm... Maggie or Ari? ...Maggie or Ari? What the heck, I shall nom both Maggie Green and Ari Dee!

Stay tuned.... I will cure of that notion! :D Thanks though... :)

I dunno. People are probably getting bored of that. Maybe we should do something different this year... ... I KNOW! We can all still totally bitch about the contest, but this year let's do it in pig Latin! :D Etrapay atwhay avehay ouyay oneday!? Isthay ontescay isyay appycray!

Thanks for the rep! :thumpsup: I'd like to think I can occasionally be at least somewhat amusing. :D

Milfs chuckle when someone farts.

Oh, I'm sorry I didn't know. Iceman, meet the Internet. Internet, meet Iceman. Now that you two are acquainted I'm sure you'll understand. ;)

So, then you're just going to enter the entire database? And our 2014 Miss FreeOnes is... Justin Beiber.

\o/ ... congratulations Harley! :thumbsup:

Can't speak much beyond this board, but the OCSMs I've interacted with here seem pretty nice and down to Earth. In your case Harley, if anything you could use a bit more ego. Methinks you tend to underrate yourself. :)

Ah, but it would only be open to models in the adult industry! So she wouldn't qualify since that's not her profession... regardless of how many nudie pics she emails to dirk (and this is made doubly true because those pics are all of Anders)! :D

Best Harebrained Scheme to Take Over the World! A category where every model must submit an insane supervillain-style plan that has no basis in reality with which they would try to enslave the planet and subject us all to their tyrannical rule! We of course would vote for which we think is...

Is it just me or is Cthulhu usually only tentacley in the face area? Also, where are his wings? Also... is it just me or in that pic is he seriously hung? Wait, wait, wait... you're telling me that all I had to do was move to Pennsylvania and order pizza and I could have gotten my very own...

Not exactly, no. Especially not the way it's phrased in the question: "Maybe - would definitely have to consider it" If I said "No" that would mean I wouldn't do it, and that would be a lie because there are absolutely scenarios where I would in a heartbeat, without thinking twice. If I said...

Not really. Consideration suggests that it needs to be mulled over. That there is something that needs to be weighed or judged. Consideration marks ambiguity. That's not the case. It's very binary. Yes/No depending on the specifics, there's no maybes nor uncertainties.

Not yes, not no, not maybe. The correct answer for me is: It depends. It's not a maybe, I wouldn't have to consider anything, I definitely would do it under the right circumstances. The situation and details would matter.

With one known exception who hated him, and claims Fred Phelps ****** him, the majority of the mans ****** are just as vile and are members of the WBC (in fact, that particular "church" is primarily comprised of Phelps' ******).

Aye. As said, may not have been the intent, but it does give the impression a bit and often perception is more important than reality. Not saying a category to support "elsewhere" was ever a bad idea, but that limiting it maybe looks a little bad. The Oscars, for instance, has Best Foreign Film...

Maybe. Just seems a little... myopic and preferential. That may not have been the idea, but it gives that impression. Seems like if you're gonna do it for one continent you should do it for all of them. Bring on Miss Antarctica! Parkas... so sexy!

Don't understand why Europe got it's own category anyway. Why Europe and not, say, Japan? Or a North America specific category? Or anywhere else really. That Europe would get it's own but nowhere else, even though European girls could enter other categories anyway just seems oddly... well, odd...

Because then I'd end up getting all jealous and stuff over Stiffy's obvious win... :D On another note, how about a sort of "Best Poster" which would be open to OCSMs and standard board members. Potentially excellent way to get OCSMs to post more pics and perhaps a way entice laypeople to sign...

How about, "Miss HappyHapyJoyJoy Approved!" where the only person who gets to vote is me because I excellent taste and deserve my own category? :D

Fred Phelps. Founder of the Westboro Baptist Church.

:jump::partysml::glugglug::partysml::party::jester::popcorn::****::elaugh::1orglaugh:):partysml: Best news I've heard all day... :D

Yeah, I was a little surprised last year when I noticed that there really wasn't any direct links to any sample galleries from the voting pages. Most folks aren't going to know at least a few of the options they could be voting for. Adding in a few links per page could only be a good thing, no...

I'm not sure if the two thing is a hard and fast rule. I mean, this doesn't appear to be a contest. There's no prize, nothing to win so... nothing to lose by offering a few extra options. I think the "give me two" thing is more just Petra's way of saying, "If you give me fifty or write me a...

The type who aren't attractive enough for Vanilla Bear to want to touch their penises for free...

Harley. Obviously.

You realize this thread had been dead for five and a half years before you posted in it and bumped it up to the forefront, right? If you don't like shemales why are you very obviously searching the forums for topics about shemales?

You don't need to worry about int. You work at FreeOnes, that makes it a dump stat for you by default. :D

Depends... Cleric or Mage?

Gratz Mandy! :thumbsup:

You're doing it wrong. If you tailored the contest to each board member and model everyone would be happy, you're just not thinking big enough. What you need is a TOTALLY Personalized Miss FreeOnes, winners included! You tell everyone that for that personalized touch you will send out the...

Here's the thing; You didn't create a fan thread, you created a news thread. This is industry gossip, and any thread about Justin Beiber gossip (or any kind of gossip really) is going to have as many (if not more) detractors as it does supporters. You can't expect this to be much different...

*sniff* *sniff* ... Smells like sarcasm in here...

Also, little surprised you went with "ring"... :D

Yeah, pretty much. :dunno: And now, despite having almost no use for 99.9% of what goes on with FreeOnes... I'm a mod. Which is odd, but since I'm a bit odd myself I guess it all makes some kind of weird sense. Of course, since being here I've met some people in the Talk Section that I...

My opinion? Do we need to teach cursive? Yes. Does it need to be part of the core curriculum? No, quite simply because it's obsolete. The core curriculum is supposed to be utilitarian and prepare people for life and further education, and cursive doesn't really do that. I just don't think...

I have a very, very narrow interest in porn. And I'm a moderator here. :dunno: Actually, if you put a *** to my head I couldn't pick any of the people mentioned in the original post out of a crowd under threat of death. Hell, I think I only recognize two of their names (and I hedged that with...

Wait... lizardblizzard? ... Back in the Talk Section? ... Da fuck...? Also... Suzie Diamond. :D

I'm obviously voting for Harley as well. :)

Oh, I believe I should inform you... I've nom'ed you in OCSMotW. :)