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  1. Cpt.Obvious

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Julia and Julia
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    College Is a Waste of Time

    Unfortunately in the U.S. we don't live in a culture where ability, is a deciding factor, just simple documentation. I did not go to college and I work for people who did, and I usually know more about the job then they do. I have been fired because I know the job better the my superiors, and...
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    How old is your dog?

    my dog died at the age of 14 will never get another - was the best.
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    White Guys Poll ( Do able ?)

    She's hot for anyone - regardless of race.
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    White Guys Poll ( Do able ?)

    want to get over the race stigma, have someone of another race. as long as they are hot and not batshit wacko, it's good.
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    Why did you Join Freeones?

    I joined Free Ones to find a babe, Gina Mc Nudes / Salma Femjoy . stayed because I wouldn't get ****** for speaking my mind, and after witnessing Tribadism in real life, I needed to get a regular fix. keep coming back because it amazes me all the die hard Christians there are on a porn message...
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    US gave dutch fake moon rock

    didn't the Astronauts train for the moon missions in the desserts of the mid west where fossilized trees are everywhere? I'm thinking one of them did a swap sometime post mission. they were hot **** pilots with egos to match. what would stop them ? and if you were one of them wouldn't you want...
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    I think Glenn Beck Will Have a Real Breakdown Very Soon!!

    This is what the man is about http://archive.glennbeck.com/hatemail/index.shtml He proudly displays **** mail to him. I'm certain even Mr. Rogers received **** mail Its the adversarial aggressive attitude he is into. pundits don't care about anything other than shock controversy and fear for...
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    Michael Jackson still alive after helicopter transport to coroner

    I wouldn't put it past him. He took after everything else *********** did. he tried to link himself to Elvis, even so far as to marry his ********. If he is still alive, He won't be able to stay hidden for ever, his ego wont accept obscurity. We will find out when he pops back into the spotlight...
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    Fuck Buddy???

    K.I.S.S. - Keep It Simple Stupid. and remember it probably won't last long. general rules, when it gets to emotional - back off. I say "When", and not "If", attraction is emotional - (unless your the type that would do a chimp just to get off). Long distance - plan get togethers. Limit number...
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    I think Glenn Beck Will Have a Real Breakdown Very Soon!!

    I stopped watching the road side accidents waiting to happen personalities after Steve Erwin was ****** and we didn't get to see the footage. That is why I watched Steve Erwin, I was waiting to see him shove a stick in some venomous critters face and get what he was asking for, and the time he...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    DR. Strange Love or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb & the Magic Christian
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    Glowing 'bomber worms' discovered

    man that looks so freaky - it reminds me of Anime artist Peter Chung's animation work. I love it - freaky
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    Lutherans to allow sexually active gays as clergy

    << Genesis 3:22 >> http://bible.cc/genesis/3-22.htm And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: << Genesis 1:26 >> http://bible.cc/genesis/1-26.htm And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness. Not only does it sound like God created...
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    Lutherans to allow sexually active gays as clergy

    do you seriously believe a few stories written by an ancient Israelite Rush Limbaugh is any sort of proof of an omnipotent divinity? :nono: he has a point - God created Evil.
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    Lutherans to allow sexually active gays as clergy

    OK OK OK - the vegetable gourds and hands will have to do. By the way wasn't Lilith Adam's first wife - she wasn't human, she was a demon spirit. that's just weird, - explains the hole goth chicks and cemetery thing though.
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    Favourite Comedy Songs

    Red Peters I laughed, I cried, I fudged my undies. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RedkWi2D34&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U65_0TlycIw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FOGzvrqdJA&feature=related
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    What are you listening to right now?

    John Denver
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    Lutherans to allow sexually active gays as clergy

    Gay people who are married but can not have sex is not Catholic, Catholics don't accept homosexuality at all. and a hole lot of *******, - I guess that explains the sheep thing.
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    ********* you'd most like to have sex with

    a younger - Kate Bush, before she had a ***** and the maternal instincts kicked in. I'm kind of Paranoid that this is some kind of twilight zone thing where our wishes comes true but in some sick twisted way
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    Lutherans to allow sexually active gays as clergy

    I will never understand why there are so many die hard Christians that are into porn. I've read that book the Christians love so much - no where in it does it say "go forth be horny and fornicate with anything with a pulse. I recall Sodom and Gomorrah getting quite a cold ass response from God...
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    Cowgirls.

    the typical urban redneck cowgirl or the cheer leader cowgirl outfit - nope. The country bumpkin hard working **** girl who takes time out from the ranch for lunch and a quick fuck, that's a real cowgirl.
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    Sharon Stone topless at 51

    Fake is the key word, for both of them.
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    Global Warming Hoax

    even with the windows open a whole in the tailpipe can **** you. Also fossil fuels are a technological and economical dead end. its not a renewable energy source. supply will only decrease as demand increases.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Radiohead - Creep
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    Who is the Greatest Entertainer of all-time?

    1- Tom Jones 2- Freddie Mercury 3- Elvis 4- Alice Cooper 5- Wayne Newton 6- Garth Brooks 7- Charlie Chaplin 8- David Copperfield 500- My ******* uncle 600- The stoned *** who works the night shift at the 7-11. 900- the crazy homeless guy who has an argument with himself on the street...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    The Beatles -I am the Walrus
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    Teacher Puts Homemade Sextape In Class DVD

    I think they need a new school song to go with the new curriculum. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0XLKcMoXRE
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    as a man, have you ever been fisted?

    Does a proctologist count?
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    Have you ever talked negativly about a dead person.

    Just because someone is dead doesn't take away from the crap they did when they were alive. Being dead does not make someone a saint, being dead doesn't make anyone talented, being dead doesn't undo the crap someone did during their life. Doesn't make them smarter, kinder, more honest, more...
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    Mcheal Jackson dead

    He swindled other recording artists out of the rights for their own work. He carved up his own face to look white, and said it was because he had a skin condition. He admitted he gave ******** "Jesus Juice" and had them ***** in his bed with him. He fled the country instead of facing more sexual...
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    Mcheal Jackson dead

    It's my job to state the blatantly obvious, hence - my name.
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    Mcheal Jackson dead

    But you don't understand why its OK. His life was irreversibly changed by great tragedies in his life. 1 - his broken *********, 2 - being ****** to flee the country giving up Never-land before he got busted for ***** ***********. 3 - his painful breakup with Emanuel Lewis. 4 - and he's dead...
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    Mcheal Jackson dead

    I have to agree. I Hope now he's gone his business transgressions will come out. Tired of the spin on the news that insinuate all the lawsuits against him were unjustified. My memories of Jocko involve periodic news stories of how he shafted other artists. He gave himself the title of King of...
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    Mcheal Jackson dead

    Good. If his friends cared for him so much why didn't they do an intervention years ago? I think he was left to die. Now I think we will really hear what he was truly like. I have a list of reasons not to morn him. ***** *********** isn't at the top of that list.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    the white stripes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j7huh5Egew
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    Michael Jackson Rushed To Hospital!

    heart ****** - huh? must have been one cute young boy.
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    Is a 5 year age gap between a couple too much?

    when I was 26 I went out with a 50 year old woman. as long as you are both over 21 and mature at heart, whats the big deal.
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    Need opinion on hair color

    I like the Drapes to match the Carpet. its a continuity thing.
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    I found the Secret Door to Heaven !!!!!

    Where is Jana Defi ?
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    Americans should not be allowed to own guns.

    And my point is, good luck making that happen. we would sooner blow someone's head off then surrender our guns. It's just who we are. even those who argue for tougher *** control laws want and own guns.
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    Favorite swear?

    McDumbass Uncle Fucker and since I'm an artist I use an old religious curse but replaced the holy figure with an artist. Fuck the stone cold corpse of Jackson Pollock
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    Top Tunes to Fuck to?

    The Cars - Drive Cowboy Junkies - Sweet Jane Lykke Li - Tonight (album version) Mazzy Star - Fading into you Heart - Mistral Wind Bob Seger - We've got tonight
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    Americans should not be allowed to own guns.

    and you think Americans are going to sit and get blown up until the army arrives ? Most Americans are pissed that we spend money on national defense and use it defending an ingrateful world. Most of us would prefer we sat back and let everyone burn and save our own buts. I'll be the first to...
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    Americans should not be allowed to own guns.

    Most of America is wilderness. Excuse me Mr Grizzly bear I have a written notice from the governor stating its against the law for you to eat my ********. Hello ****** control my ***** is having his throat ripped out by a coyote, when can you get hear to stop it? also Americans are rougher...
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    Madonna the manipulator

    So what's new? When she isn't trying to steal the spot light she's trying to steal someone's routine or image. She's an attention whore.
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    Letterman over the line on Palin ********?

    Craig Ferguson who comes on afterwords says a lot worse about more people. I think its timely it should happen the second week of Conan's Tonight Show. I'm still watching Conan
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    look at this!

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