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  1. Cpt.Obvious

    What religion are you?

    How dare you deny the divinity of the Great Cosby, by rejecting the prophecy of the Wizard of Oz!!!! Blasphemy!!!!
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    For guys who experienced sex...

    everything posted after that just proves my point.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    wHLKoh1JSmw
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    D.C. cop draws *** at snowball fight

    vyFXNcKjqdg I've had this happen to me in a back parking lot of a movie theater, because I wanted to listen to music and sort through sewing fabric to **** time before a movie started. the cops justification was I didn't look like someone who does sewing (and I don't, but I do). he asked me what...
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    D.C. cop draws *** at snowball fight

    Cops are just human beings with guns and power. you don't fuck with them. the cop was wrong for getting out of his vehicle he should have called in reinforcement from inside. the **** were right in principle but you don't antagonize an armed man with a *** especially a cop. Police protect their...
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    Girls Who Died Too Young?

    ***
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    Fuck-buddy

    I've had friends with benefits (fuck buddies) and eventually they have to end and usually don't last very long. Toes do get stepped on, people do get hurt, Its not a safe way to have sex with out emotional entanglement. I would say its a means of fighting off loneliness and desperation with a...
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    For guys who experienced sex...

    There are so many reasons why it is more to it than just the orgasm, but it is an important part of the whole experience. more sensations and definitely more emotions. I could tell you what to expect, but I'm worried about giving you so much information you scare your self off from it. also it...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    u0rmSR-aTWg
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    What religion are you?

    Aaaaaaah, but the Wizard of Oz for told the coming of Bill Cosby. z6NsvJSGMVk If that isn't proof that Bill Cosby is the *** of God....
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    What religion are you?

    Bitter and old is knee slapping funny. didn't say I believed him, I said he was full of ****. just like all evangelists.
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    What religion are you?

    I think the atheist evangelists and the religious evangelists, are the pro wrestlers of the intellectual world, accept less believable. but I have to admit - the Atheist have the talent in that dick contest. and its not Dawkins, he needs to go back and focus on science and give up bucking for...
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    Favorite Hour Long Dramas?

    I Claudius Breaking Bad all creatures great and small The Jewel in the Crown Sharpe Prime Suspect Lovejoy
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    What are you listening to right now?

    WA1nw-CF_x0
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    Should Conan O'Brien Leave NBC?

    Sounds like total bull to me. Jay Leno is a dead fish, the last few years I switched over to Letterman and then back to Conan, and now I watch Conan and switch over to Ferguson. Leno shot himself in the foot by letting the Tonight Show get dull, and Conan taking over was a bigger deal then Jay...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    he-urwNZjlI
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    Ban against freeones.com!

    :rofl:
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    World's oldest sheep, Lucky, dies in Australia

    23 years old and cranked out 35 **** and finally dropped dead.
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    Ban against freeones.com!

    Not if I get a crack whore and then just hit the VD clinic afterward.
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    Are you happy/satisfied with your sex/sexual life?

    I went from an open and active relationship to nothing in 3 years, I'm going postal.
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    Ban against freeones.com!

    I just jacked off on general principal, and tomorrow I'm buying a hooker.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    http://www.****************/video/x29cgz_jill-sobule-i-kissed-a-girl_music
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    The Artists (Artwork, Drawings Etc.) On Female Characters Thread

    Luis Royo http://www.luisroyo.com/galeria.php Milo Manara http://xahlee.org/Periodic_dosage_dir/lacru/manara.html
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    The Artists (Artwork, Drawings Etc.) On Female Characters Thread

    Patrick Nagel http://www.patricknagel.com/taf/image_search.taf Alberto Vargas http://www.sfae.com/index.php?ID=3&action=gallery&status=show_artist Olivia http://www.sensual-arts.com/inspiration/variousartists/modernarts/olivia/oliviaart.htm Alphonse Mucha...
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    Has the vampire/zombie thing run its course?

    Casper the friendly Emo Vampire, Werewolf, Zombie, Terrorist, Wife-beater, Bullshit has hammered a Stake in the ******* Movie genre. Its sort of become a whiney teeny version of Sesame street. This week Gordon and Luise lecture Big Bird when he refuses to take it up the ass from a Zombie because...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Anggun G-5lzKhX-eo
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    The problem with Feudalism is…

    If you have 3 generations of your ****** living under one roof, you might be Nobility. If your ****** tree does not fork, you might be Nobility. If you have a special needs relative you keep locked in a closet or dungeon, you might be Nobility.
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    Next time you complain about life.

    the Owner's Name is Sandra Herold, she had Travis the Chimpanzee on Xanax and treated Travis like a human friend instead of like an ******, living in her house and treating him like a human. I recall her saying something along the lines of there relationship being closer than most married...
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    Honestly, as a country, watch this

    My favorite points were "Do **** in every town have to put up with this crap"? and "for the war against the war who cares, 100 episodes". other than that the other point is clever, but I doubt very accurate. the Founding Fathers weren't arguing for or against a war, the war was happening, they...
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    I love science...

    RnrXiaPVeHY
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    The Problem With Burger King Is...

    Burger King My ass, Burger Queen is more like it.
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    Dystopia

    Eddie Baby
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    The Problem With Dadaism

    Garry Busey
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    How to attract older women?

    45 - 60
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    Hottest female superheroes and villians

    Here are a few I haven't seen mentioned yet. Æon Flux http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%86on_Flux http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%86on_Flux_%28film%29 Lucifera http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifera Dagger/Tandy Bowen (Cloak & Dagger) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloak_and_Dagger_%28comics%29...
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    The Problem With Fascists Is...

    That's putting it mildly.
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    Democrats suck - proof here

    I'm assuming Monica Lewinsky was a Democrat, She sucked.
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    Democrats suck - proof here

    During the Clinton administration this thread would be appropriate on a porn message board
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    The problem with moderates is.....

    OK yeah I'll admit to that one.
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    The problem with moderates is.....

    The problem with us moderates is that we do make a stand its just neither side listens or cares till the **** hits the fan and by that time its to late. and we wont take a stand on either bone head side because it is still unrealistic. I remember when Ross Perot tried making being an independent...
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    The Problem With Communism Is...

    But that's just it. Communism was ended by the very people it had supposedly looked after, not by any invading ***** or influential power. even if the cold war being stepped up by Ronald Reagan did push the Kremlin up against the political/historical/economic cliff. It was the people who ended...
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    why do some filmmakers work with girls who clearly don't want to be there?

    but I've seen you in porn related threads. straight answer, why?
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    The Problem With Communism Is...

    OMG Hell has frozen over and Satan is skating to work. I agree with Will E
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    The Berlin Wall, 20 years gone

    I remember the events that led up to wall coming down, the Civil unrest in East Berlin, along with East Berliners finding a migration path out of Communist dominated Germany. It was a scenario for the possible start of World War 3, it was even mentioned in "the Day After". and Despite Erich...
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    why do some filmmakers work with girls who clearly don't want to be there?

    but you are on a porn message board. for what reason? I want to have a serious conversation with you. not being sarcastic. I want to know why.
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    Rosetta to make final home call

    I have to wait 5 years for the comet ride. that is going to be something. hope they get some good shots of the comet first flaring up.
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